On Amazon.co.uk there was a pink phone with feathers around it...
this is the one I've just bought, wish I hadn't now and got the diner phone instead, was only cheap though.
Product Features
* Backlight Illumination: No
* Bluetooth: No
* Built-In Camera: No
* Built-in Camera: No
* Caller ID: No
* Caller ID Function: No
* Cordless Phone Standard: CT0
* Cordless Technology: CT0
* Design: 2 Piece
* Display of Calling Number: No
* Ethernet: No
* Form: 2 Piece
* Free Speech: No
* Free Speech Function: No
* H.323 VoIP-Protocol: No
* H.323 VoIP-Protokoll: No
* Hands Free Functionality: No
* IP Phone: No
* ISDN: Yes
* ISDN Terminal Adapter: Yes
* Loudspeakers: No
* MMS Functionality: No
* Multimedia Messaging Service (MMS): No
* Number of Colours In The Display: Monochrome
* Number of Display Colours: Monochrome
* Polyphonic Ringtones: No
* Polyphonic Ringtones/Melodies For Incoming Calls: No
* Recording System: Cassette Announcement and Digital Recording
* SIP-Standard (Session Initiation Protocol): No
* SMS: No
* SMS Function: No
* System Phone: No
* Type: Telephone
* USB: No
* Video Phone: No
You really embrace the future, dear Spike