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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 18, 2008 21:16:29 GMT -5
Anyone from the Boston area knows about the Attorney Jim Sokolove commercials.
It will have some doorknob saying something like "I slipped on ice and hurt myself real bad! Jim Sokolove got me the money I deserve!"
then shows Jim Sokolove
"I'm Jim Sokolove, I'll get you the money you deserve!"
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Post by gmanquik on Jan 18, 2008 22:20:20 GMT -5
Sounds like nobody has watched any kids networks in quite some time. Those cereal/toy/movie companies are STILL spouting the same crap. I couldn't stand it then, and I can't stand it now.
Oh, and those PSP commercials with the overbearing, obsessed PSP fan, especially the Star Wars PSP commercial. I own a PSP, and I hate those commercials to death. I really do.
EDIT: And we get the Jim/James Sokolove commercials here in Middle TN too...
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 18, 2008 22:27:44 GMT -5
Sounds like nobody has watched any kids networks in quite some time. Those cereal/toy/movie companies are STILL spouting the same crap. I couldn't stand it then, and I can't stand it now. Oh, and those PSP commercials with the overbearing, obsessed PSP fan, especially the Star Wars PSP commercial. I own a PSP, and I hate those commercials to death. I really do. EDIT: And we get the Jim/James Sokolove commercials here in Middle TN too... Really? I figured he was a local Attorney because his damn commercials are on 500 times a day here.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 18, 2008 22:31:31 GMT -5
Also I hate this one thats being played a lot: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P9I-lW40w0It's in German cause I don't want to give the company satisfaction of giving them free plug. Watch the terrible acting by the wally bozos in the ad.
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Post by gmanquik on Jan 18, 2008 22:32:14 GMT -5
Sounds like nobody has watched any kids networks in quite some time. Those cereal/toy/movie companies are STILL spouting the same crap. I couldn't stand it then, and I can't stand it now. Oh, and those PSP commercials with the overbearing, obsessed PSP fan, especially the Star Wars PSP commercial. I own a PSP, and I hate those commercials to death. I really do. EDIT: And we get the Jim/James Sokolove commercials here in Middle TN too... Really? I figured he was a local Attorney because his damn commercials are on 500 times a day here. We get them from time to time, usually on the CW network and WGN. It's nutty. He goes by James in our commercials. I'd laugh if your Sokolove commercials were replaced by PSP commercials.
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Post by HRH The KING on Jan 18, 2008 22:42:57 GMT -5
1- Halifax ads featuring people singing. 2- Injury lawyer/compensation ads. 3- Loan and credit card ads.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 18, 2008 22:44:43 GMT -5
How bout "HE WENT TO JARED!!!" *whap* No one gives a crap, you whore!
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Post by gmanquik on Jan 18, 2008 22:53:25 GMT -5
Clusterbomb. End thread.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 18, 2008 23:47:27 GMT -5
How bout "HE WENT TO JARED!!!" *whap* No one gives a crap, you whore! HE WENT TO JARED AND HE'LL TAKE YOU TO SUBWAY *BUH BAAAHHH BUH BUM*
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Post by mrwednesdaynight on Jan 19, 2008 2:30:13 GMT -5
Someone brought up the anti-weed commercials and the one I found the funniest was when the dog talked to the little girl. "I just want my friend back." Yeah, way to keep kids off drugs. Hey kids, if you do drugs, your pets will talk to you. There was the ones drawn in crayon too that featured concepts and music that could have only been thought up by someone on drugs. Like your girlfriend leaving you for an alien.
I'll throw in one more of my least favorite. The skittles commericial were the guy with the really long facial hair eats skittles with his beard. I haven't had a skittles since and everytime it came on, I ran for the remote. I just found it really distrubing.
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Post by The Line on Jan 19, 2008 2:33:27 GMT -5
Sounds like nobody has watched any kids networks in quite some time. Those cereal/toy/movie companies are STILL spouting the same crap. I couldn't stand it then, and I can't stand it now. Oh, and those PSP commercials with the overbearing, obsessed PSP fan, especially the Star Wars PSP commercial. I own a PSP, and I hate those commercials to death. I really do. EDIT: And we get the Jim/James Sokolove commercials here in Middle TN too... Really? I figured he was a local Attorney because his damn commercials are on 500 times a day here. we have James Sokolove ads up here in NE Washington as well. EDIT: Examples why I should always preview my posts
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 19, 2008 3:05:13 GMT -5
...just like I said in the thread I made before christmas, I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the Coke Christmas commercials
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Jan 19, 2008 3:37:36 GMT -5
Those "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" commercials really piss me off.
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Jan 19, 2008 4:31:25 GMT -5
Anyone from the Boston area knows about the Attorney Jim Sokolove commercials. It will have some doorknob saying something like "I slipped on ice and hurt myself real bad! Jim Sokolove got me the money I deserve!" then shows Jim Sokolove "I'm Jim Sokolove, I'll get you the money you deserve!" Holy crap it's like every douche lawyer is using the same template!! Down here in Houston it's a guy by Jim Adler, and his commercial is the exact same thing, except he calls himself the Texas Hammer and he tries to speak broken Spanish with a heavy Americanized accent to try to appeal to Latinos...........Ughh!
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Post by Indigocrates on Jan 19, 2008 4:45:23 GMT -5
Any commercial for Attack of the Show...said it before and will forever, Kevin Pierrera is the human form of a youtube comment. Honestly, anything associated with Attack of the Show sucks total ass.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 19, 2008 5:03:31 GMT -5
Any and all Esurance commercials.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Jan 19, 2008 6:39:22 GMT -5
I've brought those up before. Just saw their new one tonight. A kid smokes weed in his room and as he sits in a chair he builds a weed cocoon around himself. When he emerges, he is 40, fat, and bald, with his mom yelling at him to take out the trash. Then the message, "What you are today defines the rest of your life."
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 20, 2008 10:00:13 GMT -5
Along those lines, a video game character from a San Andreas-like game coming to life, and telling a mom that her kid thinks doing drugs is cool because of him. Man, they're really reaching on that one. I didnt know Jack Thompson was directing commercials now. I want a sequel where kratos comes out of the tv and tells the mom that "your kid thinks disembowelments are cool because of me".
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Post by angryfan on Jan 20, 2008 10:06:15 GMT -5
I've brought those up before. Just saw their new one tonight. A kid smokes weed in his room and as he sits in a chair he builds a weed cocoon around himself. When he emerges, he is 40, fat, and bald, with his mom yelling at him to take out the trash. Then the message, "What you are today defines the rest of your life." Wow, that's just bad. Still say my favorite weed commercial is that one that implies that, if you smoke weed, you'll commit vehicular manslaughter. It's the one where the crew of stoners are sitting in a drive-through ordering burgers, it's dark out, and they're, as I mentioned, lit up and giggling. So, they pull out and, like you do, run over a little girl on a tricycle. Now, why a toddler is riding a trike in front of a drive through in the middle of the damn night I have no idea, but apparently, if you smoke weed, they magically appear for the express purpose of your stoner ass running them over. Also, the anti-drug commercial that says, essentially, if you smoke weed, you're a terrorist. No, dumbasses, if you smoke weed you're more than likely a carpenter and engineer, trying to find new ways to smoke out of everyday household objects.
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Post by BR329 on Jan 20, 2008 10:15:45 GMT -5
Head On- Dear God I wanted to punch the TV every time that one came on....... or just press the mute button
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