Faux Pulp Bookcover T-Shirt

[Baixo Astral]

I'm going to put together a cafepress order of 3 t-shirts - two are ready to go, but I'm going to spend more time on the last, and do a faux pulp bookcover - which one is better titlewise?

1 - Two-Fisted Milkmen - with the subtitle "Tales of dairy daring above the South Pacific"

2 - Lactose Intolerance - subtitle "Nothing comes between a man and his limburger"

3 - The Lactose Intolerator - subtitle "The mistake they made was giving him dairy"

[The Hardcore Disciple]

Um...I have to know what this is all about...is there a some way to find out?

[Mister Pigwell]

The Lactose Intolerator without a doubt.

[algertman]

need pics