Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
Posts: 5,526
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jan 27, 2008 10:11:55 GMT -5
Any ideas?
"Oh, baby, if you only had a d***"
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Post by Loki on Jan 27, 2008 10:14:23 GMT -5
"Actually I liked your sister better, but she said no..."
"3 inches are enough, aren't they?"
"Can I call you mom?"
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
Posts: 35,163
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Post by Jiren on Jan 27, 2008 10:42:36 GMT -5
"F*** OFF"
Simple but effective
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Jan 27, 2008 10:42:40 GMT -5
I like my women like I like my coffee ... ground up and in the freezer.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 27, 2008 10:47:30 GMT -5
"you like Huey Lewis & The News?"
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Post by jfbop37 on Jan 27, 2008 11:05:59 GMT -5
"Which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to cook me dinner and then give me a ****job?"
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 27, 2008 11:09:28 GMT -5
*holds out three fingers* Tell me THAT don't stink.
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 27, 2008 11:13:32 GMT -5
Hey, are you into dragons? Cause I am, big time.
Hey, want a Cool Ranch Dorito? I've already had, like, a million.
Your voice is more beautiful to mine ears than the horn of Gondor.
Watch how many pushups I can do. I'll give you a hint, it's 8.
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Rube
Hank Scorpio
Sammich Bogart
It's always the same and it's always different.
Posts: 5,619
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Post by Rube on Jan 27, 2008 11:14:18 GMT -5
BTW, I have herpes.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Jan 27, 2008 11:25:11 GMT -5
Man I love wrestling, don't you? ;D Someone had to say it!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 27, 2008 12:01:29 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but the voices in my head tell me that you have to leave.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 27, 2008 12:04:39 GMT -5
damn these crabs itch like a mothersmurfer.
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on Jan 27, 2008 12:05:08 GMT -5
I'm assuming you mean how to get them to leave your apartment or bed after a night of drunk loving. Try these:
BRB, gotta shit.
How about you make me a sandwhich now sweetie.
I hope it was better for you than it was for me.
And to think I shaved my crotch for that . . .
That was nice, but you gotsta go.
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
Posts: 49
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Post by Claw died on Jan 27, 2008 12:08:40 GMT -5
My therapist and the courts said I'm a danger to society, but what do they know? Wanna come to my place and slide razor blades across my chest?
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Post by Munkie91087 on Jan 27, 2008 12:09:38 GMT -5
If it is after a night of drunk lovin' try this:
I love you.
That was so much better than my dog.
That was easily better than my cat.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jan 27, 2008 12:21:48 GMT -5
"B*****s, leave."
It helps if you have a gun and a grenade with you as well.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Jan 27, 2008 12:27:15 GMT -5
V.D.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Jan 27, 2008 12:28:47 GMT -5
Git...Git...Git
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 27, 2008 13:13:51 GMT -5
Thanks for the sushi.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,156
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 27, 2008 13:20:46 GMT -5
Just start crying uncontrollably.
Works every time.
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