Good lines to use to get a girl to leave.

[4real]

"Aw damn I forgot to turn the camera on"

[chibidiablo]

Why dont you shake your ass on home?

[The Thread Barbi]

"By the spirits of our forefathers...its was destined to have this most perfect union in this reincarnatory state of sexual desire! Latch on to the life blood of ultimate destiny, and henceforth prepare yourself for the coming challenge by laying on the lawn and be run ower by lawn-mowers....*SNORT*"

[Mr.K-itty]

"So am I supposed to pay you now...?"

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mrk said:

"So am I supposed to pay you now...?"

Exactly.

To quote Victor Sweet... "You don't pay a ho to f*** you. You pay her to leave."

[willywonka666]

Do you like pancakes? Then pancake your ass on outta here!

[Formerly the Trebek Guy]

I'm having trouble farting, can you loosen my cheeks, honeybaby?

[Nick Loves Dr. Pepper]

I want you to meet my wife.

[Push R Truth]

*while lying in bed*


Jeffery Dahmer was my childhood idol. I plan to follow in his footsteps!

[Formerly the Trebek Guy]

I need really soft padding, or it gets really sore.

[Janitor From Mars]

"If you wanna stay, you gotta clean my place up"

"Can you change my cat's litter?"

[CMPunkyBrewster]

i'll never forget my first time. after we were done making the most beautiful and passionate love in a field of flowers, we laid there, staring at the stars, hearts beating in unison. there we proclaimed our undying love for one another. no matter what happened in our lives, our hearts would always hold a place for the other........man i miss my sister

[Lord Rahl]

jfbop37 said:

"Which one of you cute little cupcakes wants to cook me dinner and then give me a ****job?"

Winner!! Close the thread

[Next Level was WRONG]

cmpunkybrewster said:

I'll never forget my first time. after we were done making the most beautiful and passionate love in a field of flowers, we laid there, staring at the stars, hearts beating in unison. there we proclaimed our undying love for one another. no matter what happened in our lives, our hearts would always hold a place for the other........man i miss my sister

Thanks. Now I have to sit here quietly crying in laughter whilst trying not to wake everyone else up.

[strykerdarksilence]

coksf said:

"By the spirits of our forefathers...its was destined to have this most perfect union in this reincarnatory state of sexual desire! Latch on to the life blood of ultimate destiny, and henceforth prepare yourself for the coming challenge by laying on the lawn and be run ower by lawn-mowers....*SNORT*"

ARRRRRRRRRRGH THE HEAVENS HAVE OPENED, AND THE WOYAHS LAID BEFORE ME THE NEXT INCARNATION OF THE INCLINE TO MY DESTINY! JOURNEY WITH ME INTO THE SEVEN SUNS OF THE DOMINION OF THE GREAT MEN! WE SHALL EXPLORE THE VAST DEPTHS OF DESTRUCITY....wait...where are you going?

[eJm]

Step One: Hire JoJo

Step Two: Get her to sing her hit 'Get Out'

Step Three:

Step Four: MONEY!

[anticonscience]

after sexual relations:

"Mind if I punch you in the stomach just to be safe?"

[Formerly the Trebek Guy]

anticonscience said:

after sexual relations:

"Mind if I punch you in the stomach just to be safe?"

Am I stupid if I don't get that?

[strykerdarksilence]

michaeltakesbreaks said:

anticonscience said:

after sexual relations:

"Mind if I punch you in the stomach just to be safe?"

Am I stupid if I don't get that?

I think you`re better off not getting that....its gross even by Wrestlecrap forum standards

[anticonscience]

strykerdarksilence said:

michaeltakesbreaks said:

Am I stupid if I don't get that?

I think you`re better off not getting that....its gross even by Wrestlecrap forum standards

*takes a bow followed by a victory lap*