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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 20:30:01 GMT -5
Kira...because no one in their right mind would f*** with a redhead
Kefka vs Sephiroth
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 20:30:53 GMT -5
The Borg. The stormtroopers can't shoot worth a crap, and if they did hit the Borg, the Borg would soon adapt to their lasers. The higher officers are kind of incompetent. The only two people really worth a damn in the Empire are Darth Vader and Palpatine, and their just two people against millions of Borg. Plus, Borg do not stop attacking. Resistence is futile. Girl in Diamond's sig. She looks tougher. John Crichton (Farscape) VS Han Solo. Solo...he's sexy Kefka vs Sephiroth
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 20:34:09 GMT -5
The Borg. The stormtroopers can't shoot worth a crap, and if they did hit the Borg, the Borg would soon adapt to their lasers. The higher officers are kind of incompetent. The only two people really worth a damn in the Empire are Darth Vader and Palpatine, and their just two people against millions of Borg. Plus, Borg do not stop attacking. Resistence is futile. Girl in Diamond's sig. She looks tougher. John Crichton (Farscape) VS Han Solo. Solo...he's sexy Kefka vs Sephiroth Sephiroth ... because I don't know who Kefka is. And who is this mysterious Kira gal in your sig? Okay. Darth Vader Vs. Stan "The Lariat" Hansen.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 20:35:13 GMT -5
Stan Hansen would lariat Vader's head clean the f*** off.
Beowulf VS Conan The Barbarian.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 20:38:19 GMT -5
Conan...he'd bore Beowulf to death
Q vs everyone on Starwars
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 20:51:01 GMT -5
Q. He could just snap his fingers and turn everyone into dogs.
The Briscoe Brothers VS Cable and Deadpool.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 21:00:55 GMT -5
Cable and Deadpool...Deadpool kills people for a living...and Cable would be pissed when they tell him to Man Up
Taz vs Tazz
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 21:02:39 GMT -5
Cable and Deadpool...Deadpool kills people for a living...and Cable would be pissed when they tell him to Man Up Taz vs Tazz Tazz. Simply because he would make Taz tap out. Bugs Bunny Vs. Tazz.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 20, 2008 21:06:07 GMT -5
Bugs . he would confuse Tazz (not that hard to do really)
Sweeny Todd Vs. Danny Tanner
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 21:07:12 GMT -5
Bugs . he would confuse Tazz (not that hard to do really) Sweeny Todd Vs. Danny Tanner Sweeny Todd, with out a doubt. He is the master of the razor. Sweeny Todd Vs. Danny Trejo.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 21:09:51 GMT -5
Danny Trejo. Machete > razor blade.
The Briscoe Brothers VS Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 21:10:19 GMT -5
Briscoes...Luke is a wimp
Lucy vs Ethel
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 21:12:45 GMT -5
Briscoes...Luke is a wimp Lucy vs Ethel Both would expire from the injuries that they would get. Mike Ditka vs. a Hurricane ... But it's Hurricane Ditka.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 21:14:09 GMT -5
Mike Ditka, with the help of Da Bears
Trapper John vs BJ Honeycut
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 21:37:59 GMT -5
Trapper John. BJ came off as a shofty to me.
Cable and Deadpool VS Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 21:53:42 GMT -5
Trapper John. BJ came off as a shofty to me. Cable and Deadpool VS Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. Draw. Both Deadpool and Han Solo would shoot first, then Luke Skywalker and Cable would battle to a time limit draw. Lobo Vs. Lesnar.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 21:54:24 GMT -5
nobody can beat Lobo
Namor vs Aqua Man
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 21:56:26 GMT -5
nobody can beat Lobo Namor vs Aqua Man Namor. The Sub Mariner would wipe up Atlantis with him. John McClane vs. Shirley McClane.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 21:57:05 GMT -5
Lobo would beat Lesnar by choking him out with his chain.
Namor would be Aquaman because he looks more determine to win. Hell, the guy keeps trying to have sex with Susan Richards, knowing full well she's married. If marriage won't keep him from courting a girl, then I doubt he could lose a fight.
John McClane, easily.
The Briscoe Brothers VS Cable and Deadpool VS Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 20, 2008 21:59:00 GMT -5
Lobo would beat Lesnar by choking him out with his chain. Namor would be Aquaman because he looks more determine to win. Hell, the guy keeps trying to have sex with Susan Richards, knowing full well she's married. If marriage won't keep him from courting a girl, then I doubt he could lose a fight. John McClane, easily. The Briscoe Brothers VS Cable and Deadpool VS Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. Deadpool and Cable for the reasons stated earlier. Master Shake vs Grimace
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