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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 22:00:12 GMT -5
Dadpool and Han are the only to survive
Grimace eats Shake
De Niro vs Pesci
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 22:03:14 GMT -5
Lobo would beat Lesnar by choking him out with his chain. Namor would be Aquaman because he looks more determine to win. Hell, the guy keeps trying to have sex with Susan Richards, knowing full well she's married. If marriage won't keep him from courting a girl, then I doubt he could lose a fight. John McClane, easily. The Briscoe Brothers VS Cable and Deadpool VS Luke Skywalker and Han Solo. Deadpool and Cable for the reasons stated earlier. Master Shake vs Grimace Neither. Grimace is .. I don't know what he is, but Master Shake is just a huge shake with a face and hands. Who would be able to beat who? Neither, that's who. She Ra Vs. Wonder Woman.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 22:05:05 GMT -5
Well, De Niro beat the crap out of Pesci in Raging Bull, so that answers that.
Wonder Woman is a trained amazon warrior. She Ra grew up in the jungle. Advantage Wonder Woman.
John Wayne VS Clint Eastwood.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 22:07:05 GMT -5
Eastwood, John Wayne ain't got shit on Eastwood
Borg vs Sentinals
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 20, 2008 22:24:45 GMT -5
Sentinels
Mary Jane vs. Gwen Stacey
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 22:40:47 GMT -5
Mary Jane
Cher vs Yoda
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 20, 2008 22:42:07 GMT -5
Gwen died. Mary Jane manages to survive. So, the redhead would win.
Yoda. He would flip around until Cher got tired.
Tyler Durden VS Patrick Bateman
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Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jan 20, 2008 22:52:15 GMT -5
Tyler Durden VS Patrick Bateman Tyler. He has a posse. Mystery Men vs. Legion of Substitute Heroes.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Jan 20, 2008 22:54:18 GMT -5
Mystery Men
Doctor Destiny vs Freddy Kreuger
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 20, 2008 22:57:29 GMT -5
Mystery Men Doctor Destiny vs Freddy Kreuger Doctor Destiny ... because he's Doctor Destiny, dammit. The Defenestrator Vs. Six Pack.
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Jan 20, 2008 23:02:59 GMT -5
Six Pack, only because they have Senior Bueno with them...
(Did anyone read the JLA/Hitman miniseries that just came out? There was a single pannel of GL Kyle saying that someone in the bar spiked his drink and all he could hear was "Bueno... bueno...")
Boba Fett vs. Scud the Disposable Assassin.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 23:13:12 GMT -5
Fett, Scud's disposable Fett isn't
Lando vs Geordi
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Dr. T is an alien
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 20, 2008 23:19:59 GMT -5
Lando is not only a soldier, but he is not affraid to shoot a man in the back (it's much safer that way), so I say Lando.
Spiderman vs Luke Skywalker
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 20, 2008 23:54:25 GMT -5
Spiderman...Luke was a wimp
Locke vs Sabin vs Edgar vs Gogo vs Cyan vs Gua vs Setzer
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 21, 2008 12:39:52 GMT -5
Locke.
Ty Cobb VS Ron Artest.
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Post by Jay T. Jackson: Son of Samuel on Jan 21, 2008 12:45:43 GMT -5
Cobb as long as he doesn't use a plastic cup for a weapon
Ash from Evil Dead vs. The Cloverfield penis...i mean monster
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Sim
Don Corleone
HA HA HA...posting.
The People's Slide
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Post by Sim on Jan 21, 2008 12:58:41 GMT -5
Ash, man... even though I've never seen Cloverfield...
Barry Bonds vs. Roger Clemens
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 21, 2008 14:01:55 GMT -5
Clemens
Vin Diesel vs Steven Seagal
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Post by big nasty on Jan 21, 2008 14:10:31 GMT -5
diesal punches segal in his fat stomach, causing him to puke up a gallon of "steven segal energy drink" (its real). diesal slips and knocks himself out. so stevie wins
abe lincoln vs george washington in a no DQ log cabin match
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 21, 2008 14:16:21 GMT -5
Washington
Ralphie vs Chunk
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