'Crusade' on a 1st date

[Mattification]

I`m going on a 1st date with this girl I really like. We go to the park but it`s pissin with rain so we both take umbrellas.

As we`re walking through the park this goose attacks us. It genuinely comes at us with it`s wings spread and it`s mouth open (which was freaky as hell) She runs for cover behind me. I however remember about Sean Connery in 'The Last Crusade' and walk towards it opening and closing my umrella quickly til it leaves us alone. She was well impressed!

Anyone else been in a situation where knowledge of a film has got you out of a tight spot?

[Kevin Hamilton]

I thought I was gonna learn some new slang from this thread. The story was neat too.

[Sir Woodrow]

Any time you do something that Connery did in a movie has got to impress a girl.

[Rube]

I learned what to do with my hands while kissing a girl by watching Daniel-Day Lewis flicks.

[Sir Woodrow]

Thanks to Ghostbusters I've learnt not to cross streams.

This comes in particularly handy when you are at the urinals.

[Mattification]

oblivionnewtonjohn said:

Any time you do something that Connery did in a movie has got to impress a girl.

I thought so too. Tried to play it cool but could hardly contain my child like glee at the idea of re-creating the scene.

[Edison taps to the ARMBAR!]

I learned from a film that when an evil martial artist throws chalk powder in your eyes during a kumite fight, that you should do the splits and punch him in the crotch. Worked last week.

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adonismatt said:

oblivionnewtonjohn said:

Any time you do something that Connery did in a movie has got to impress a girl.

I thought so too. Tried to play it cool but could hardly contain my child like glee at the idea of re-creating the scene.

Did you yell "DUCK-DUCK-DUCK-DUCK-DUCK" at it too?