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Post by -Lithium- on Feb 7, 2008 20:16:38 GMT -5
I hate it when people have to say "OMG PRODUCT PLACEMENT HOW MUCH YOU THINK <brand here> PAID TO BE IN THE MOVIE".
Yeah, everyone sees the giant Pepsi logo in the background. You dont have tell everyone...
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 7, 2008 20:20:13 GMT -5
I hate people calling out things in general at movies.
Shut the f*** up.
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Post by livetowin on Feb 7, 2008 20:24:41 GMT -5
"THERE'S A TUMOR IN THERE! THERE'S A TUMOR IN THERE! OH DON'T GO BEHIND THERE BROTHER! AHHH!"
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Post by skiller on Feb 7, 2008 20:34:53 GMT -5
"LOL."
No, I'm serious.
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Feb 7, 2008 20:34:57 GMT -5
I hate when someone is there with a group of friends and he's seen the movie before. So he's going to be a big man and tell them what's going to happen mere minutes before it does.
Which wouldn't be bad if he was quiet about it, but he's the asshole that doesn't have any volume control. That's one of my biggest pet peeves.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 7, 2008 20:38:02 GMT -5
Immature people do that, Grendel.
Usually little kids.
I remember the last time it happened to me, it was opening weekend of Night at the Museum. Yes, I knew the animals would come to life, but I didn't need to know what exactly the dinosaur was going to do three seconds before it happened. The kid was like 6, and directly behind me and my daughter.
Was irritating.
That kid deserved that sucker punch I gave him. Was quiet the rest of the movie.
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Post by MGH on Feb 7, 2008 20:39:59 GMT -5
I hate when someone is there with a group of friends and he's seen the movie before. So he's going to be a big man and tell them what's going to happen mere minutes before it does. Which wouldn't be bad if he was quiet about it, but he's the asshole that doesn't have any volume control. That's one of my biggest pet peeves. And my friends and I always end up behind this guy. I've seen movies one night earlier with one group and gone with some others the next night, and when they ask me what's going to happen I tell them to shut up and see! |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 7, 2008 20:45:20 GMT -5
I hate the dumb kids at the movies.
Not the ones who may have something wrong with them mentally but the ones who ask question after question about what is going on in the movie.
Watch the f***ING MOVIE!
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Post by FrankGotch on Feb 7, 2008 20:46:16 GMT -5
Anyone who yells asinine crap at the screen like they are a studio audience, double the aggravation if it is old and tired like you go girl, or oh no he didn't.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 7, 2008 20:46:40 GMT -5
I went to see Oceans 13 at the opening night, midnight showing and a group of high school kids sat squarely in the middle of the theatre, and during EVERY. SINGLE. AD. before the movie started, they were yelling out dumb shit.
Now, if they were even remotely funny, I might have reacted differently, but I just let out a "CAN YOU PLEASE, SHUT THE f*** UP!" (they were 3 rows directly ahead of me and my girl and our friends) and they turned around, stunned. Then, the rest of the theatre started to clap and cheer. That was cool.
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Post by Abadebe on Feb 7, 2008 20:48:49 GMT -5
During horror movies: "DON'T GO IN THERE!"
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Post by humanoid on Feb 7, 2008 20:50:49 GMT -5
Anyone who yells asinine crap at the screen like they are a studio audience, double the aggravation if it is old and tired like you go girl, or oh no he didn't. I think you go girl, and oh no he didn't are the ONLY things that should be yelled out during a movie. |
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Post by MGH on Feb 7, 2008 20:51:04 GMT -5
I feel guilty for this one, because nine times out of ten it isn't the person's fault ... but coughing dude. Every few times you go to the movies you get within ear shot of coughing dude. You know who I mean, every 30 seconds he/she is hacking up a lung louder than the movie is being broadcast. Will they get up and step outside to get a soda or something to help them? Nah. Just 90 minutes of:
"Sam I *COUGH* then we *COUGH COUGH* see what I *COUGH COUGH* ISN'T THAT HUGE?! *COUGH*"
...Isn't WHAT huge? I'd like to know ... too bad I never HEARD!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Feb 7, 2008 20:52:16 GMT -5
Theres coughing dude, and there is BO dude.
How do you tell someone with the foulest stench of hell to get up and move when the place is empty?
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Feb 7, 2008 20:53:08 GMT -5
I hate when someone is there with a group of friends and he's seen the movie before. So he's going to be a big man and tell them what's going to happen mere minutes before it does. Which wouldn't be bad if he was quiet about it, but he's the asshole that doesn't have any volume control. That's one of my biggest pet peeves. And my friends and I always end up behind this guy. I've seen movies one night earlier with one group and gone with some others the next night, and when they ask me what's going to happen I tell them to shut up and see! Exactly. I do the same thing. But I eventually had to explain what was going on in They Live because they were confused and wouldn't shut up until I told them what was going on. Luckily, we had just rented that one, so I didn't have to yell at them to shut up in the theatre. |
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Post by MGH on Feb 7, 2008 20:55:46 GMT -5
Ever go to an early afternoon showing with some friends because you/they have to work that night, or go with a girl to be alone for awhile? Ever notice that one guy who is there alone, always sitting in the middle row, and usually bald? It's always your group and him, never anyone else. He never seems to move, or react, or ... act human?
Somehow he ALWAYS fits that description.
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Post by MGH on Feb 7, 2008 20:59:10 GMT -5
And my friends and I always end up behind this guy. I've seen movies one night earlier with one group and gone with some others the next night, and when they ask me what's going to happen I tell them to shut up and see! Exactly. I do the same thing. But I eventually had to explain what was going on in They Live because they were confused and wouldn't shut up until I told them what was going on. Luckily, we had just rented that one, so I didn't have to yell at them to shut up in the theatre. It last happened to me with White Noise. My best friend's girl at the time was a total coward with horror flicks. Even cheesy ones. She ended up sitting between me and Trav, and I swear to god every 20 seconds or every time tense music began playing (whichever came first) I was getting poked in the arm asking if she needed to shield her eyes. I lied to her at least 5 times and she was scared stiff. |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 7, 2008 21:01:22 GMT -5
Ever go to an early afternoon showing with some friends because you/they have to work that night, or go with a girl to be alone for awhile? Ever notice that one guy who is there alone, always sitting in the middle row, and usually bald? It's always your group and him, never anyone else. He never seems to move, or react, or ... act human? Somehow he ALWAYS fits that description. Wow you just freaked me out I see that guy. |
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Post by Abadebe on Feb 7, 2008 21:49:11 GMT -5
Ever go to an early afternoon showing with some friends because you/they have to work that night, or go with a girl to be alone for awhile? Ever notice that one guy who is there alone, always sitting in the middle row, and usually bald? It's always your group and him, never anyone else. He never seems to move, or react, or ... act human? Somehow he ALWAYS fits that description. That's me. The bald part won't hit me for a few years (although it's already started), but I have gone to movies alone and when I do I sit in the middle. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Feb 7, 2008 21:56:35 GMT -5
I feel guilty for this one, because nine times out of ten it isn't the person's fault ... but coughing dude. Every few times you go to the movies you get within ear shot of coughing dude. You know who I mean, every 30 seconds he/she is hacking up a lung louder than the movie is being broadcast. Will they get up and step outside to get a soda or something to help them? Nah. Just 90 minutes of: "Sam I *COUGH* then we *COUGH COUGH* see what I *COUGH COUGH* ISN'T THAT HUGE?! *COUGH*" ...Isn't WHAT huge? I'd like to know ... too bad I never HEARD! I disagree. It IS Their fault. If you're that sick, then what the f*** are you at a movie theater for. Basically I think it should have severe consequences to yell out ANYTHING during a movie. |
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