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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Feb 8, 2008 9:22:08 GMT -5
Go ahead, I'm a relative of Dear Deirdre and i can help will all your troubles.
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Post by IsaacMKII on Feb 8, 2008 10:51:14 GMT -5
..."Why?"
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 8, 2008 10:56:30 GMT -5
When I smell a fart, am I smelling mere gas? Or are there actually tiny poop particles touching my smell receptors?
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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Feb 8, 2008 11:58:42 GMT -5
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Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Feb 8, 2008 12:00:35 GMT -5
When I smell a fart, am I smelling mere gas? Or are there actually tiny poop particles touching my smell receptors? A fart is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus. The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes farts to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your farts will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly farts include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs. A scientific name for a fart is flatus or flatulence. The word fart is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for farts or farting include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese. Farts can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!! Did you know? On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day. Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never fart. Everyone farts, including girls. In fact, females fart just as much as males. Many animals fart too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants fart the most. People fart the most in their sleep. Farts that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable. so, in a nutshell, no poop particles. Hope this helped.
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Post by IsaacMKII on Feb 8, 2008 12:13:01 GMT -5
But, why were you bored? (you can see the beginings of a never ending cycle here )
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