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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Feb 8, 2008 10:34:32 GMT -5
so im at the bar last night and im talking to some pretty hot girl.
Alls going nicely, I've bought her a drink, she's laughing at my jokes, then she holds her hands up as if to say grab my hands and lets go dance, so I do........THEN.
Before I know it I'm on my knees as she has locked me in the most fierce grecko roman knuckle lock known to man. Then she laughs and leaves.
My hand still hurts, my pride took a beating, and i didn't even get to touch her boob. Crap
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 8, 2008 10:50:46 GMT -5
You didn't stand up and lariat her? WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!?
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on Feb 8, 2008 10:52:18 GMT -5
...and doing that to her probably would have result in some protracted court case.
Should have chased her and booted her down a flight of stairs.
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 8, 2008 10:58:34 GMT -5
...and doing that to her probably would have result in some protracted court case. Should have chased her and booted her down a flight of stairs. This man knows how ta treat a lady.  |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 8, 2008 10:58:43 GMT -5
You didn't stand up and lariat her? WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU!? His name's Cart, not Dynamite Kid. I'll be here all week. Try the veal. Best in the city! |
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Feb 8, 2008 10:59:01 GMT -5
Yeah, that sounds like it sucked immensely.
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 8, 2008 11:33:14 GMT -5
You just gotta earn her respect. Challenge her to an arm wrestling contest or a posedown contest. Sounds like one of those tough love relationships to me. Don't give up!
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Mephisto
Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Feb 8, 2008 11:54:55 GMT -5
You just gotta earn her respect. Challenge her to an arm wrestling contest or a posedown contest. Sounds like one of those tough love relationships to me. Don't give up! Thats a great idea, although i don't know if my recently repaired pectorial muscle will be up to it. Sometimes i wish i was the dynamite kid |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 8, 2008 12:00:36 GMT -5
You know, some men pay hard-earned cash for that kind of stuff...
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