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Post by Silent Brad on Feb 9, 2008 18:55:30 GMT -5
so last night the eye infection that my cheating ex-girlfriend had finaly hit me. about 11:00 last night my right eye started itching then this morning when i woke up, i noticed that i could not open my right eye. it turns out that while i slept my eye was oozing this goo that dried up on my eye lid and superglued it shut, so i had to rip it open. then as i went through the day today, my left eye started getting irritated and now they both have started oozing out that goo stuff and now i can barely keep them open. this is all just one more reason to hate my ex-girlfriend.
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Post by Mecca on Feb 9, 2008 18:57:31 GMT -5
I had this happen a few years ago, same thing, did your eyes turn a nasty red color too?
Prescription eye drops are your friend.
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Post by Silent Brad on Feb 9, 2008 18:58:45 GMT -5
I had this happen a few years ago, same thing, did your eyes turn a nasty red color too? Prescription eye drops are your friend. yeah, my eyes are blood shot right now
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 9, 2008 19:00:00 GMT -5
I thought maybe you watched 1 night in Chyna or something.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 9, 2008 19:38:28 GMT -5
so last night the eye infection that my cheating ex-girlfriend had finaly hit me. about 11:00 last night my right eye started itching then this morning when i woke up, i noticed that i could not open my right eye. it turns out that while i slept my eye was oozing this goo that dried up on my eye lid and superglued it shut, so i had to rip it open. then as i went through the day today, my left eye started getting irritated and now they both have started oozing out that goo stuff and now i can barely keep them open. this is all just one more reason to hate my ex-girlfriend. Same happened to me. It's crappy times.
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 9, 2008 19:40:11 GMT -5
I've had that before, good fun there. I also had a virus in my eyes about a month ago.
Yeah, prescription eye drops will get rid of it in 2 to 3 days.
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Post by Square on Feb 9, 2008 19:41:22 GMT -5
She superglued your eye shut?
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Post by Abadebe on Feb 9, 2008 19:44:28 GMT -5
Just be thankful that was the only disease you caught from her.
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Feb 9, 2008 19:44:35 GMT -5
Replace this with herpes or warts and it would make you want to kill your cheating ex I bet.
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Post by Bones58 on Feb 9, 2008 20:20:50 GMT -5
Ew, anyone else getting flashbacks of Homer's eye infection...
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Feb 9, 2008 20:55:04 GMT -5
...I knew I should NOT have clicked on this link.
Shows me what for.
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Post by Psy on Feb 9, 2008 21:39:45 GMT -5
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Post by Bones58 on Feb 9, 2008 22:05:38 GMT -5
Horrifying. Simply horrifying
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Post by JacopeX on Feb 9, 2008 22:06:10 GMT -5
So, the goggles do Nawthing?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 9, 2008 22:12:12 GMT -5
So, the goggles do Nawthing? That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread!
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Post by Silent Brad on Feb 9, 2008 23:17:17 GMT -5
since at the moment i cant really see anything, im going to assume you all are giving me encourage ment to get through this and giving me ideas on how to get back and my ex
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Post by Mecca on Feb 9, 2008 23:18:55 GMT -5
How to get back at your ex.....
Give me her number and I'll try to screw her in a very uncomfortable place...
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 10, 2008 0:13:46 GMT -5
How to get back at your ex..... Give me her number and I'll try to screw her in a very uncomfortable place... What, like the back of a volkswagen?
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Post by Mecca on Feb 10, 2008 0:20:08 GMT -5
How to get back at your ex..... Give me her number and I'll try to screw her in a very uncomfortable place... What, like the back of a volkswagen? I'm glad someone got the reference.
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Post by kunswwfmark on Feb 10, 2008 0:32:11 GMT -5
I hate your ex-girlfriend.
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