El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Feb 27, 2008 1:00:31 GMT -5
People who lick their fingers while counting money that they then give to you. I always make a point of taking the bills by the corner AWAY from where their saliva is.
Also, people who lick their fingers to turn pages, especially reading books I own. Part of it is because I collect comics and I'm pretty sure that your DNA isn't going to increase the value of my comics any, but the other part is that I just find it a little sickening.
EDIT: When someone with a CORDLESS phone insists on having a loud conversation in the same room with you as you are trying to watch a decidedly NON-PORTABLE television. That's just rude...
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
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Post by The Line on Feb 27, 2008 1:15:37 GMT -5
People who lick their fingers while counting money that they then give to you. I always make a point of taking the bills by the corner AWAY from where their saliva is. eh, to be fair, spit is probably the cleanest thing on money. For me, its something that probably only effects me(and other high schoolers). My school has a ban on phone usage during class. At breaks, its cool to use, but during class, no calling or texting allowed(unless OK'd by a teacher). Still people text message out in the open, and act like its the teacher's fault when their phone gets taken away. At least do it discretely(like me).
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Post by Josh DELUXE on Feb 27, 2008 1:24:22 GMT -5
I hate it when I download a freeware game or software onto my computer only to find that the game/softwae is Hentai-themed. It really creeps me out and embarasses me. I personally don't consider it a pointless think but others might...
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@TenaciousBe
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Guess who's back... back again
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Post by @TenaciousBe on Feb 27, 2008 2:01:13 GMT -5
Whenever I piss, feel the tank as empty, pull up my boxers, and then feel a minute amount of "drainage" hit the crotch. A drop is surprisingly significant. "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always goes in your pants!" This pisses me off too (no pun intended). I've actually taken to sitting down to pee much of the time (not always, just... well, seems to be at random, I'm kind of on auto-pilot when it comes to things like this). That, or taking a wad of TP and blotting off before putting it away.
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Post by jamin90 on Feb 27, 2008 2:36:19 GMT -5
When people arrive late for lectures and the lecturer has to stop, point out to them that they're late, then return back to us, the people who were actually on time. A few minutes late I don't mind. 15 minutes late...eh you're pushing it. Today, someone arrived an hour and twenty minutes late for a two hour lecture...That...annoyed me. But I'm certain I'm the only one annoyed by it
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Feb 27, 2008 2:38:35 GMT -5
People who make the obvious joke for the situation, (i.e my surname is Nelson, they hear it and say "HAHAHAHAHA Nelson Mandela??!!!" or when they see me in my wheelchair "Ironside") AND ACT LIKE THEY MUST BE THE FIRST PERSON ON EARTH TO MAKE THAT JOKE!
The same applies when people make a joke based on the most recent fad or popular TV show (i.e "You are the weakest link, goodbye!" or "Can I phone a friend? HAHAHAHA!")
I usually respond with "Did you write that one?"
People who laugh loudly at their own bad jokes.
Jackasses all of them.
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Post by thesam07 on Feb 27, 2008 2:44:01 GMT -5
People who chew really, really loudly. Like, you can hear them in the other room it's so loud. Second. Also, when you're looking at something on a stand in a store and someone walks infront of you as opposed to walking behind you.
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Goldenbane
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THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Feb 27, 2008 2:51:02 GMT -5
When the store doesn't have the next line of action figures (for me, this is especially bad with Wal-Mart and the old Marvel Legends line)
When I'm listening to music on the headset and people HAVE to come into my room and startle me (I normally listen and play Spider Solitare on my computer, so I'm pretty much unconsious to my surroundings)
When I run all the way from my bedroom to answer the phone and it's those stupid politicians automatic messages. (Hilary Clinton is the worst)
When I'm trying to buy something I'm interested in (Shawn Micheals DVD or the Special edition of Micheal Jackson's Thriller) and the checkout person smirks at me like I'm gay or something.
When Superman fans proclaim that Superman is the absolute greatest and most powerful hero ever and could beat all other super beings in existance combined. (Obviously these types of folks don't read much of "cosmic" Marvel)
When Japanese anime fans declare that Japanese anime is the best type of entertainment on television, and anyone who likes anything different is a freak of nature, idiot, and undeserving of life.
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Post by kidtamagotchi on Feb 27, 2008 3:18:15 GMT -5
The TV channel Headline News. They've hired the most over-excited, over-exaggerating hosts ever! Richelle Carey, Christi Paul (ugh), and Mike Galanos (the absolute worst). Everytime they are hyping up the next story, or acting with extreme outrage (which they shouldn't do so obviously), I end up yelling at the TV, "Shut up!" and change the channel. uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-9dpMHc1mKI(That's an example, not the best, but it's a little flash of the annoyance of Galanos...2:25 to about 2:35)
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Ken Ivory
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Post by Ken Ivory on Feb 27, 2008 5:46:45 GMT -5
When people don't fill in the counterfoils of cheque books. Pisses me off.
That and sentence fragments.
Hypocracy too.
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Feb 27, 2008 5:58:18 GMT -5
Internet Thugs (You know, the kind of people who can talk s**t with the best of 'em only because they're behind a computer screen)
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 27, 2008 6:03:55 GMT -5
I second people who chew their food loudly.
Also, when people drum their fingers on the desk or tap their feet a lot, especially my Stepdad who does it all the time.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 27, 2008 11:13:26 GMT -5
EDIT: When someone with a CORDLESS phone insists on having a loud conversation in the same room with you as you are trying to watch a decidedly NON-PORTABLE television. That's just rude... A billion times this. My sister has the worst habit of this. She's a very loud talker and doesn't really "get" that she's on a cordless phone and can go elswhere for privacy and so as to not bother me while I'm watching tv or using the computer, or whatever.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2008 11:18:16 GMT -5
1 - These self-important jackoffs who walk around with their goddamn annoying Super Sayin cellphone earpieces in all day. It's the equivilent to walking around, holding a phone up to your ear and waiting for someone to call you. How the f*** did humanity as a race survive WITHOUT CONSTANT CELL PHONE ACCESS? Was this really so long ago? NO! So why do we, as a whole, choose to stumble around like brainwashed f***ing zombies, controled by an obnixous device clipped onto our ears? Guaranteed, people are going to start getting these things surgically grafted/implanted onto them, and sooner than you think. And as soon as they start, I should be granted permission to hunt them for sport.
2 - My girlfriend constantly looking over my shoulder while I'm on the computer. "Whos that?" "What are you talking about?" "Why are you looking at girls?" "WHY DOES SHE HAVE 'I HEART GODZ' WRITTEN ON HER BREASTS?!" Because she does, now STFU and bring me some ribs or something, I'm hungry. Jesus.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 27, 2008 11:25:08 GMT -5
1 - These self-important jackoffs who walk around with their goddamn annoying Super Sayin cellphone earpieces in all day. It's the equivilent to walking around, holding a phone up to your ear and waiting for someone to call you. How the f*** did humanity as a race survive WITHOUT CONSTANT CELL PHONE ACCESS? Was this really so long ago? NO! So why do we, as a whole, choose to stumble around like brainwashed f***ing zombies, controled by an obnixous device clipped onto our ears? Guaranteed, people are going to start getting these things surgically grafted/implanted onto them, and sooner than you think. And as soon as they start, I should be granted permission to hunt them for sport. Where does one acquire a douche bag hunting licensence like you describe, Godz? Because I want one.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Feb 27, 2008 11:32:32 GMT -5
Could've is the short form of Could have, not Could of. Should've is the short form of Should have, not Should of. Must've is the short form of Must have, not Must of.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 27, 2008 11:33:54 GMT -5
Wow. I thought I was the only one. Me too!
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 27, 2008 11:38:49 GMT -5
The fact that NOBODY seems to have the same definition of "P.C".
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DJ Peapod
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Post by DJ Peapod on Feb 27, 2008 12:07:56 GMT -5
Stupid People...yeah...basically
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Mac
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Post by Mac on Feb 27, 2008 12:08:03 GMT -5
When people dont use their directional.. especially when you're about to pull out onto a mainstreet and they're going down your road.
People who ask for your advice and then just go against it, even though it was sound advice.
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