4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Feb 27, 2008 12:18:31 GMT -5
At Arsenal games.....
People who are late, and get in the way of the action.
People who leave 10 minutes from the end, even if the scores are balanced.
The shoddy policing at Finsbury Park after games.
People who won't just sit down and watch the game period (watching Toronto vs. Utah NBA Game live last year, everybody seemed to be out of their seats and on way to toilet/get food).
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Feb 27, 2008 12:26:23 GMT -5
Ant and Dec.
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Post by MGH on Feb 27, 2008 12:31:29 GMT -5
When someone with a CORDLESS phone insists on having a loud conversation in the same room with you as you are trying to watch a decidedly NON-PORTABLE television. That's just rude... THIS. Any time my best friend wanted to watch a ball game I'd invite him over here right before he could invite me over to his place. His mother would walk in and sit down to watch it too. That's totally cool with me, but then when the cordless phone rings she walks across the room to get it, sits back down in her chair, and talks for THIRTY MINUTES on it. Same when some of us are over there watching a movie. It's just rude.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2008 14:51:00 GMT -5
1 - These self-important jackoffs who walk around with their goddamn annoying Super Sayin cellphone earpieces in all day. It's the equivilent to walking around, holding a phone up to your ear and waiting for someone to call you. How the f*** did humanity as a race survive WITHOUT CONSTANT CELL PHONE ACCESS? Was this really so long ago? NO! So why do we, as a whole, choose to stumble around like brainwashed f***ing zombies, controled by an obnixous device clipped onto our ears? Guaranteed, people are going to start getting these things surgically grafted/implanted onto them, and sooner than you think. And as soon as they start, I should be granted permission to hunt them for sport. Where does one acquire a douche bag hunting licensence like you describe, Godz? Because I want one. As soon as I find out, I'll let you know. Then we'll wrangle a posse and go hunting. Because I've always wanted to wrangle a posse.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 27, 2008 14:53:36 GMT -5
Where does one acquire a douche bag hunting licensence like you describe, Godz? Because I want one. As soon as I find out, I'll let you know. Then we'll wrangle a posse and go hunting. Because I've always wanted to wrangle a posse. God, it's so hard not to make a dirty joke there.
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Post by General Adam on Feb 27, 2008 14:59:26 GMT -5
Whenever I piss, feel the tank as empty, pull up my boxers, and then feel a minute amount of "drainage" hit the crotch. A drop is surprisingly significant. I hate when that happens! But also: 1. No one using manners. 2. Parents not watching their kids. 3. People watching my play video games. 4. Being late.
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y2j12
AC Slater
The Original Chicago Made Punk
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Post by y2j12 on Feb 27, 2008 19:40:17 GMT -5
1) Being Late speacially when things start at the same time everyday 2) Chewing Loudly 3) People Whistling 4) Idiots on Cell Phones screaming into them Basically 5) People who dont turn phones off in the theathers 6) Your at an event (Baseball/Wrestling) and people keep walking in front of you (if youre at the Smurfing Stadium watch the Smurfing game) 7) Parents who cant control their kids 8) People who dont write out their checks while being rung up 9) Your watching something on tv and trying to listen to it and people decide to have the loudest conversation ever while watching (This happen to me during Super Bowl, Royal Rumble, and Raw last week) 10) Stupid Questions (Do you work here? Im in the uniform what do you think) 11) When people watch me play video games also, for some reason I play worse when this happens, I dont know Why? 12) I hate it when your buying something and the cashier says something that annoys you (ex. the other day Im buying a WWF Magazine the one with Jeff on the cover and the cashier asks me "Dont you know wrestling is Fake? just do your smurfing job and ring me up I hate when cashiers do this, and keep in mind that I use to be a Cashier and I would never do this to Customers)
So Far thats what I got if I think of anymore Ill post them up
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Post by kittylimits on Feb 27, 2008 19:46:42 GMT -5
Females who dislike me for no reason.
Mean people on the internet.
Guys who talk shit about girls that they would drop their lives to f***.
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Libertine
Unicron
Cerebral Caustic
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Post by Libertine on Feb 27, 2008 19:52:52 GMT -5
Men who let women get on their shoulders in standing room at gigs. My word is that ever annoying.
In the same vein, people who unfurl flags at gigs/festivals.
Bus drivers. It seems you don't actually require a driving license to get behind the wheel of a bus these days.
People who beep cars in front of them if they stay at the lights for even two seconds after they turn amber. If their wife is in the backseat in labour, fine. Any other time is just rude and unnecessary.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 27, 2008 20:50:16 GMT -5
It's annoying that you have to have exact correct spelling for the wikipedia search engine if you want to find something specific. Annoying if you are a quick typer.
I don't know why they don't use the same search system as imdb.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 27, 2008 21:34:25 GMT -5
1 - These self-important jackoffs who walk around with their goddamn annoying Super Sayin cellphone earpieces in all day. It's the equivilent to walking around, holding a phone up to your ear and waiting for someone to call you. How the f*** did humanity as a race survive WITHOUT CONSTANT CELL PHONE ACCESS? Was this really so long ago? NO! So why do we, as a whole, choose to stumble around like brainwashed f***ing zombies, controled by an obnixous device clipped onto our ears? Guaranteed, people are going to start getting these things surgically grafted/implanted onto them, and sooner than you think. And as soon as they start, I should be granted permission to hunt them for sport. "Hey Mr self important jackoff, since your hands are free, why dont you reach over and fondle my balls?" -George Carlin
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2008 21:53:25 GMT -5
Paper wads/spit wads
Annoying newscasters
Banging on the desk with a pencil
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Post by trixiedust on Feb 27, 2008 21:56:35 GMT -5
1. Crappy snacks on the airplane. 2. Someone offering suntan lotion on your back and they have frickin' sand on their hands 3. Having to repeat myself more than necessary. 4. The way the donor breaths, walks, talks, chews, farts and anything else. 5. People who turn left before making a right turn.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2008 21:57:43 GMT -5
1 - These self-important jackoffs who walk around with their goddamn annoying Super Sayin cellphone earpieces in all day. It's the equivilent to walking around, holding a phone up to your ear and waiting for someone to call you. How the f*** did humanity as a race survive WITHOUT CONSTANT CELL PHONE ACCESS? Was this really so long ago? NO! So why do we, as a whole, choose to stumble around like brainwashed f***ing zombies, controled by an obnixous device clipped onto our ears? Guaranteed, people are going to start getting these things surgically grafted/implanted onto them, and sooner than you think. And as soon as they start, I should be granted permission to hunt them for sport. "Hey Mr self important jackoff, since your hands are free, why dont you reach over and fondle my balls?" -George Carlin Holy crap on toast, that's great. I gotta use that.
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Post by -Lithium- on Feb 27, 2008 22:04:31 GMT -5
People making jokes that people have been making for years.
Yes, Michael Jackson has a weird history with kids, the jokes a little old now...
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 27, 2008 23:04:06 GMT -5
Also, here's another one that bugs the shit out of me:
Idiotic rednecks that chew tobacco indoors without having the good sense to hold in the spit until they find a trash can. It's honestly disgusting, and incredibly disheartening, to see the sheer number of people that will just spit on the floor and rub it in with their foot a little bit to try to get rid of it. It's disgusting honestly, especially in places like movie theatres when I'm sitting RIGHT BEHIND YOU while you spit all over the place!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2008 23:04:57 GMT -5
Also, here's another one that bugs the crap out of me: Idiotic rednecks that chew tobacco indoors without having the good sense to hold in the spit until they find a trash can. It's honestly disgusting, and incredibly disheartening, to see the sheer number of people that will just spit on the floor and rub it in with their foot a little bit to try to get rid of it. It's disgusting honestly, especially in places like movie theatres when I'm sitting RIGHT BEHIND YOU while you spit all over the place! Jesus christ dude I know GA is bad but I dont think I've ever encountered that...sick.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 27, 2008 23:10:20 GMT -5
Also, here's another one that bugs the crap out of me: Idiotic rednecks that chew tobacco indoors without having the good sense to hold in the spit until they find a trash can. It's honestly disgusting, and incredibly disheartening, to see the sheer number of people that will just spit on the floor and rub it in with their foot a little bit to try to get rid of it. It's disgusting honestly, especially in places like movie theatres when I'm sitting RIGHT BEHIND YOU while you spit all over the place! Jesus christ dude I know GA is bad but I dont think I've ever encountered that...sick. Dude, I was just sitting there with a couple of friends, MSTK3ing our way through Epic Movie, and this entire row of rednecks in front of us were just spitting whenever the urge hit them. I woulda said something, but they were MUCH bigger than me, and I value the intactness of my face.
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Post by Cucumber Jones:The Walkin Dude on Feb 28, 2008 0:04:03 GMT -5
When people are peeing in a urinal, and spit into the urinal. Man, that's f***ing gross.
Also, being called guy, boss, chief, champ, or any variation of this. We get alot of these in Queens.
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Post by CJ Denton is Egon on Feb 28, 2008 0:06:10 GMT -5
When people are peeing in a urinal, and spit into the urinal. Man, that's smurfing gross. Why is it gross? seems like a logical place for it
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