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So, like forty-five minutes ago there was a loud crash, I walked downstairs and there was a truck parked over the curb half on the sidewalk in front of my neighbor's house. My dad came down and went outside and invited a drunk college-aged couple inside.

Apparently they hit the patch of ice right outside near a curve in the road (it's really at a bad spot), crashed into their friend's car, had the truck go over the curb. So dude tries to get my dad to hide them out, but my dad basically explains that he's not going to lie to the cops and it wouldn't do a lot of good seeing as how the truck was stuck out there. Plus, it turns out it was the girl's.

So... dude's calling his friends on his cell phone, girl's bleeding a bit from the head (nothing bad), just trying to calm down. Cops show up. Girl goes out front to talk to the cops as they tow the car across the street (yeah, I live RIGHT across from my city's only towing service.) Anyway, ten minutes later, girl comes back to the front door and asks where dude is. My dad said dude ducked out the back, apparently, as he was out on our closed in back porch talking on his cell phone.

Cops weren't even looking to arrest anyone since the patches of ice at that spot have caused accidents before. They were ready to give the girl a ride home.

So yeah... retards. This coming a night after my brother apparently got pulled over for his second DUI (this time he has no license) and he just got off parole a short time ago and his new girlfriend just got off probation and apparently got another underage out of it as well.

I'm just left wondering what causes people to be retarded like this?

[E:P]

Alcohol.

And lots of it.

[Evil Homer]

oldtrusty said:

So, like forty-five minutes ago there was a loud crash, I walked downstairs and there was a truck parked over the curb half on the sidewalk in front of my neighbor's house. My dad came down and went outside and invited a drunk college-aged couple inside.

Apparently they hit the patch of ice right outside near a curve in the road (it's really at a bad spot), crashed into their friend's car, had the truck go over the curb. So dude tries to get my dad to hide them out, but my dad basically explains that he's not going to lie to the cops and it wouldn't do a lot of good seeing as how the truck was stuck out there. Plus, it turns out it was the girl's.

So... dude's calling his friends on his cell phone, girl's bleeding a bit from the head (nothing bad), just trying to calm down. Cops show up. Girl goes out front to talk to the cops as they tow the car across the street (yeah, I live RIGHT across from my city's only towing service.) Anyway, ten minutes later, girl comes back to the front door and asks where dude is. My dad said dude ducked out the back, apparently, as he was out on our closed in back porch talking on his cell phone.

Cops weren't even looking to arrest anyone since the patches of ice at that spot have caused accidents before. They were ready to give the girl a ride home.

So yeah... retards. This coming a night after my brother apparently got pulled over for his second DUI (this time he has no license) and he just got off parole a short time ago and his new girlfriend just got off probation and apparently got another underage out of it as well.

I'm just left wondering what causes people to be retarded like this?

Steroids? No seriously though about that drinking and driving, People are just retards abou that. I had a friend loose his brand new Escalade for driving at .07 alcohoal level, NY state law says you have to be higher than a .08 to be prosecuted, however if you are driving recklessly and have any alchoal in your system you will in fact be charged with a dui. The guy lost his job because he couldnt get to work for 5 days in a row, Lost his vechile, all because he wanted to have a few drinks and get behind the wheel.

[Scott]

My rental car got hit tonight by a kid who was then arrested for DWI. Luckily it was just before I came out to get in the car. At least I got to see the sobriety test, it was comical.

[Dick Foley]

Umm, I am confused. Did the girl get arrested?