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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 17, 2008 13:03:06 GMT -5
...and destroy all of us?
I mean, think about it, chickens will have to gain some sort of defense against Perdue and KFC eventually.
I'm thinking poisonous giblets.
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Post by DSR on Mar 17, 2008 13:05:31 GMT -5
I was gonna make an Aqua Teen Hunger Force joke, but then I remembered, they were talking about turkeys.
Anti-taco legislation...disestablishmentarianism!
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Post by bubbles on Mar 17, 2008 13:12:47 GMT -5
http:// uk.youtube.com/watch?v=q7YFgQetG60
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Mar 17, 2008 13:25:02 GMT -5
Fowl have been bread for meat and eggs. Those really aren't going to declare war on humanity anytime soon.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Mar 17, 2008 13:27:05 GMT -5
They evolved the way they are now through artificial selection so I would assume that if any significant natural selection were to take place we would simply keep it under control through more artificial selection.
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Post by samachine on Mar 17, 2008 13:29:01 GMT -5
I was gonna make an Aqua Teen Hunger Force joke, but then I remembered, they were talking about turkeys. Anti-taco legislation...disestablishmentarianism! You are trying to confuse me! |
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Mar 17, 2008 13:31:29 GMT -5
...and destroy all of us? I mean, think about it, chickens will have to gain some sort of defense against Perdue and KFC eventually. I'm thinking poisonous giblets. There is a community of free range chickens in Omaha that can beat anyone at checkers, are fluent in Spanish, and frequent buying stock on the Internet. If you're not afraid yet, you're made of f-ing steel. |
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Post by acressl on Mar 17, 2008 13:33:55 GMT -5
I was gonna make an Aqua Teen Hunger Force joke, but then I remembered, they were talking about turkeys. Anti-taco legislation...disestablishmentarianism! Naw remember the turkeys fought the chickens. You thought you had my mind under your control but now look who's strapped to a wall? You... are strapped.... to the wall man.... |
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 17, 2008 13:47:06 GMT -5
I've always thought that the human race would end because of the actions of a bunch of cocks.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that fears this.
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Post by Paul Servo on Mar 17, 2008 16:53:46 GMT -5
The chickens will uprise in the year 2025. Right now an egg is hatching, that egg will produce a hen that will produce another that will produce the one that will lead The Way of The Rooster and the fall of mankind. For it will be us that will be the McNugget. So it has been written so it shall come to pass.
Alice in Chains was trying to warn us.
But it is too late
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Mar 17, 2008 18:27:12 GMT -5
 I am Turkitron. I have been sent from the year 9595 to save the Thanksgiving turkeys you will attempt to consume tomorrow, for they are the great, great, great, great grandfathers of GOBBLOX, the turkey that is destined to lead the rebellion against the Master Chickens!
In the year 9595, a race of deformed turkey was genetically developed by chicken scientists as revenge against his bird brother. These turkeys would exit the womb doused in gravy; gravy filled with the giblets from a monkey. The French craved it, and as a result turkey became the only food source for France, which by then will be called Robo-France 29. I was later killed by the chickens! So, of course, you can see why I'm angry at those chickens. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2008 18:31:03 GMT -5
I was gonna make an Aqua Teen Hunger Force joke, but then I remembered, they were talking about turkeys. Anti-taco legislation...disestablishmentarianism! You could've mentioned something about a Mega, Ultra Chicken. ... SSSSH! NO! HE IS LEGEND! |
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Post by Cela on Mar 17, 2008 19:32:44 GMT -5
 When you find youself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin', (puk, puk, puk) There is someone waiting, Who will hurry up and rescue you, Just Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!) Fred, if you're afraid you'll have to overlook it, Besides you knew the job was dangerous when you took it (puk, ack!) He will drink his super sauce And throw the bad guys for a loss And he will bring them in alive and kickin' (puk, puk, puk) There is one thing you should learn When there is no one else to turn to Call for Super Chicken! (puk, puk, puk) Call for Super Chicken! (puk, ack!) |
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Post by WhiteFu on Mar 17, 2008 21:41:13 GMT -5
I think not, they are VERY stupid.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 17, 2008 22:13:09 GMT -5
this will be the last thing you see before you die...  |
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Post by Mother on Mar 17, 2008 22:40:31 GMT -5
What do you think the Bird Flu is?
I'll tell you.....revenge
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Post by rrm15 on Mar 17, 2008 22:42:04 GMT -5
I hope not. That'd be pretty scary...
...yet awesome at the exact same time...
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 17, 2008 22:51:21 GMT -5
When chickens become so powerful they take over the human race. It will known as Farmageddon!!
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