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Post by Mattification on Mar 14, 2008 14:05:31 GMT -5
I was at the gym at aound lunchtime. I`d put my gear in my bag the night before straight out of the tumble dryer. As I`m stretching before I get on the cross trainer I feel something scratch against my back. I reach round to find out what it is and a pair of my sisters frilly knickers fall out onto the floor. They must`ve been stuck in my t-shirt from the dryer. Gym wasn`t busy but a couple people saw me. Must think I`m a cross dresser! And after that, about half an hour ago my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend 'at it'. I thought it was hilarious and couldn`t stop laughing but she`s mortified. Kept going on about how my dad has seen her ass. I`m now about to head off to work. I`m expecting a bird to shit on me or somethin  |
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Mar 14, 2008 14:56:20 GMT -5
hahah.. you´re a crossdresser. no point in hiding it anymore  |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Mar 14, 2008 15:24:39 GMT -5
I think what you did wrong was put the underwear on and prance around in it playing with your nipples. And leaving the trail of tins of beer up to your door is just asking for it.  |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 14, 2008 16:40:35 GMT -5
I thought maybe this was a new national holiday or something.
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Post by Mattification on Mar 14, 2008 20:59:00 GMT -5
I think what you did wrong was put the underwear on and prance around in it playing with your nipples. Wondered why I was getting all the funny looks. Well the day ended with a bang as well. My Gf`s ex boyfriend was in the pub I bounce at giving me grief and I ended up smacking him. First time in 2 and a half years of working the doors that I`ve lost my temper  |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Mar 14, 2008 21:02:00 GMT -5
Is your g/f hot?
If so, your dad probably got the best view he's seen in a long time.
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Post by Mattification on Mar 15, 2008 12:16:49 GMT -5
Is your g/f hot? If so, your dad probably got the best view he's seen in a long time. That`s actually what I kept telling her to calm her down. Didn`t work. |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Mar 15, 2008 17:18:46 GMT -5
I was at the gym at aound lunchtime. I`d put my gear in my bag the night before straight out of the tumble dryer. As I`m stretching before I get on the cross trainer I feel something scratch against my back. I reach round to find out what it is and a pair of my sisters frilly knickers fall out onto the floor. They must`ve been stuck in my t-shirt from the dryer. Gym wasn`t busy but a couple people saw me. Must think I`m a cross dresser! And after that, about half an hour ago my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend 'at it'. I thought it was hilarious and couldn`t stop laughing but she`s mortified. Kept going on about how my dad has seen her ass. I`m now about to head off to work. I`m expecting a bird to crap on me or somethin LOL. Thank you for that. Your embarassing story was quite entertaining. ;D One of my best friends once walked in on me and my gf going at it, without me (or her) even knowing. He told me the next day, and I was a little uncomfortable with it at first, but we're such good friends that we all had a laugh about it. My fault for not locking the door. He will never let me live it down though. Also, one time a huge pigeon landed on my arm when I was in a mall parking lot. It wouldn't get off of my arm as I tried for about 30 seconds to shake the thing loose. It wasn't hurting me, but people were staring at me, and it was just really creeping me out. So I felt embarrassed and scared. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2008 17:32:39 GMT -5
Also, one time a huge pigeon landed on my arm when I was in a mall parking lot. It wouldn't get off of my arm as I tried for about 30 seconds to shake the thing loose. It wasn't hurting me, but people were staring at me, and it was just really creeping me out. So I felt embarrassed and scared. That is fantastic. |
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Post by Grendel on Mar 15, 2008 18:05:25 GMT -5
hahah.. you´re a crossdresser. no point in hiding it anymore If you are, be proud, mang. |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Mar 15, 2008 18:07:14 GMT -5
hahah.. you´re a crossdresser. no point in hiding it anymore If you are, be proud, mang. Photos? ;D |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Mar 15, 2008 18:24:40 GMT -5
Man, I could never have kept it going if a relative caught me. I mean the idea of a relative and a boner being in proximity just gives me the creeps... I'd have to start over.
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Post by Steve Corino Mark on Mar 15, 2008 18:50:32 GMT -5
lol nice day
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Post by humanoid on Mar 15, 2008 19:32:20 GMT -5
One time a roommate of mine walked in on me with a woman, but he was so drunk he didn't realize I was with someone. He sat down in a chair and started trying to have a conversation. I had to tell him the next day.
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Post by Square on Mar 15, 2008 19:39:40 GMT -5
UNLUCKY!
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Mar 15, 2008 20:03:48 GMT -5
One time a roommate of mine walked in on me with a woman, but he was so drunk he didn't realize I was with someone. He sat down in a chair and started trying to have a conversation. I had to tell him the next day. Wow. Talk about awkward moments. |
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Post by Mattification on Mar 15, 2008 22:17:49 GMT -5
Man, I could never have kept it going if a relative caught me. I mean the idea of a relative and a boner being in proximity just gives me the creeps... I'd have to start over. Not sure I can go into too many details without gettin this locked but I didn`t need to keep going. I was in the process of 'finishing'. And yes, that means my dad has seen my O-face. |
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