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Post by -Lithium- on Mar 26, 2008 0:18:25 GMT -5
I got this dog named Jewels and we always knew she was smart but now shes just way too smart for her own good. Everyone thinks theys dog is smart, but she is for real. I mean she can open doors (we have handles instead of knobs). It was funny at first but now its just annoying. She even jumps up and walks backwards to pull the door toward her to get out of the room. We can never leave the front door unlocked now cause she might open it. One time she actually used her mouth to push up the gate closing thing in the backyard.
And now shes constantly coming up with new ways to get attention, and of course everyone falls for it. If we aint paying attention to her she'll just start digging holes or rolling around and as always, everyone starts paying attention.
Shes also real possessive. Theres this hope chest in my moms room that she thinks she owns for real. You barely say "hope chest" and she will run in there and growl until you leave.
Anyone else have some "smart pet" stories?
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Mar 26, 2008 0:34:10 GMT -5
Um, I had a cat that liked to eat rubber bands.
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Post by longdogga on Mar 26, 2008 0:38:24 GMT -5
my dog is a lesbian
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Post by acressl on Mar 26, 2008 7:10:01 GMT -5
My dog's pretty smart, but his wisdom has come with age. He used to be a spazz, but now with his body failing him, he applies himself as best he can to make things as easy as possible for himself. For instance, to mooch he no longer follows you around the house. He goes to where he figures you'll dine and waits for you.
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Post by Harvey Dent on Mar 26, 2008 7:11:16 GMT -5
My rabbit, is a complete dipshit
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2008 7:22:14 GMT -5
My friend's dog is just about the stupidest dog there is. It will sit there and stare at the skirting on the wall when there is absolutely nothing interesting about it in the slightest, and won't respond to anything. His dad had to throw the newspaper at it to get it to go back to normal. It also seems to be gay. It's a strange dog.
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Post by Max on Mar 26, 2008 7:29:59 GMT -5
Last night I heard mice and I saw one I asked my dog GO GET THE MICE BOY!!! and he almost got one. Wherever I pointed he'd go check for them though.
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Post by Mac on Mar 26, 2008 7:33:32 GMT -5
I have an 18 month old pug. Training basically involves a peice of food, i show him how to do something and he does it and then knows the command. Scary.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Mar 26, 2008 7:44:20 GMT -5
Um, I had a cat that liked to eat rubber bands. Wow that actually made me laugh. Thank you |
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Mar 26, 2008 11:58:10 GMT -5
We had a black lab when I was a kid. Sometimes when he was out he'd bring something with him to the back door upon his return (as retrievers often do). We got someone's slipper, a few hats, baseballs that weren't his, a hose nozel, and on and on. We'd laugh and go return the stuff. My father would always tell him, "Wallets, Tucker. Wallets." And what do you know, one day he came home with the neighbor's wallet. She had apparently dropped it while getting out of her car. We all had a good laugh.
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