Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Apr 6, 2008 15:47:51 GMT -5
So I was in London this past Friday night for a sorta 'date' with this woman. I text her saying I'm in the pub waiting for her, then she phones me saying she isn't sure because her partner (wtf? I didn't know she had one) asked her to marry her but "it's not like that" apparantly, then tells ME to come and meet HER! I just eventually texted her saying forget it. (in the nicest possible way, of course) I have nothing but bad luck with the female species, it seems. :/
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 6, 2008 16:05:25 GMT -5
that sucks
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Post by Sir Nintendo on Apr 6, 2008 16:16:26 GMT -5
Well I went to this chicks apartment to bone her last nite at 4am, we boned, it was like 7am and the bitch wanted back rubs and cuddles and bullcrap like that. I was like ITS 7smurfINGAM. So I acted like I passed out, slept for like 2 hours, woke up, she's talking in her sleep and burping. I was like alright, that's my cue to leave. So I leave, and I'm driving down the road half asleep, look down, my custom floor mats are covered in dog shit along with my shoes. But of course I was tired so I didn't know it was dog shit, so I put my finger in it thinking it was mud, and then I smelled a stinky finger. So now, I'm pissed because of that and I have to drive to work to pick up something I left on Friday. So as I'm going there I fall asleep, wake up, have a panic attack and almost run into like 10 cars. Ugh. Oh well, I came home and slept for like 3 hours, so I'm good to go now.
f*** women. and Dog shit.
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Apr 6, 2008 16:23:53 GMT -5
Well I went to this chicks apartment to bone her last nite at 4am, we boned, it was like 7am and the bitch wanted back rubs and cuddles and bullcrap like that. I was like ITS 7smurfINGAM. So I acted like I passed out, slept for like 2 hours, woke up, she's talking in her sleep and burping. I was like alright, that's my cue to leave. So I leave, and I'm driving down the road half asleep, look down, my custom floor mats are covered in dog crap along with my shoes. But of course I was tired so I didn't know it was dog crap, so I put my finger in it thinking it was mud, and then I smelled a stinky finger. So now, I'm pissed because of that and I have to drive to work to pick up something I left on Friday. So as I'm going there I fall asleep, wake up, have a panic attack and almost run into like 10 cars. Ugh. Oh well, I came home and slept for like 3 hours, so I'm good to go now. smurf women. and Dog crap. Indeed. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 6, 2008 16:37:38 GMT -5
Well I went to this chicks apartment to bone her last nite at 4am, we boned, it was like 7am and the bitch wanted back rubs and cuddles and bullcrap like that. I was like ITS 7smurfINGAM. So I acted like I passed out, slept for like 2 hours, woke up, she's talking in her sleep and burping. I was like alright, that's my cue to leave. So I leave, and I'm driving down the road half asleep, look down, my custom floor mats are covered in dog crap along with my shoes. But of course I was tired so I didn't know it was dog crap, so I put my finger in it thinking it was mud, and then I smelled a stinky finger. So now, I'm pissed because of that and I have to drive to work to pick up something I left on Friday. So as I'm going there I fall asleep, wake up, have a panic attack and almost run into like 10 cars. Ugh. Oh well, I came home and slept for like 3 hours, so I'm good to go now. smurf women. and Dog crap. You don't have to leave right off to be a player. Though I think I passed up "the one" cuz I was too concerned about keeping my job when I left her. Still, just savor the moment like a man cuz all sex afterwards will be meaningless, unless you're already in a relationship. |
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