Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 9, 2008 11:58:47 GMT -5
A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said that
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the bigscary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
The attendant looked at her and replied
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.Tray-up, Bitch."
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 9, 2008 12:00:24 GMT -5
Heh.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Apr 9, 2008 12:01:07 GMT -5
Yah gotta love Ant. Pretty decent comic.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 9, 2008 12:01:20 GMT -5
Got it.
Trazy-poo?
Really?
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 9, 2008 12:03:17 GMT -5
LO-.....almost.
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Apr 9, 2008 12:53:05 GMT -5
your silly
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 9, 2008 13:12:42 GMT -5
A Nebraska Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an
old farmer.
He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road."
The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of Nebraska to go
any where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm
land."
So the old farmer went about his farm chores.
Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder
than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every
step.
The old farmer called out, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"
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Post by tna on Apr 9, 2008 13:15:55 GMT -5
lol
those were both good.
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Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 9, 2008 15:18:41 GMT -5
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better..
I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly".
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Post by Deleted on Apr 9, 2008 15:19:40 GMT -5
Bwahahaha, that's a good one.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 9, 2008 15:21:50 GMT -5
Heh. I like the first and third best.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 9, 2008 15:21:54 GMT -5
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better.. I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver." The doctor said, "My point exactly". Ok, that one was clever. |
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Post by FrankGotch on Apr 9, 2008 15:24:22 GMT -5
Ok this was funnier then the joke. |
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Post by tna on Apr 9, 2008 16:13:00 GMT -5
lol at the third one
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Post by tartsonawire on Apr 9, 2008 16:17:38 GMT -5
lol y'all are so crazy.
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Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 9, 2008 18:44:36 GMT -5
DEER HUNTING TRIP
The guys were all at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one
wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it
wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted
to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, 'Man, what
happened to you?' He said, 'Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and
watched him all night.'
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all sta nding up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, 'Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!' He said, 'Man, that Daryl
shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night.'
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed
and bushy tailed. 'Good morning,' he said. They couldn't believe it!
They said, 'Man, what happened?'
He said, 'Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed
and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night '
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