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Post by joeman on Apr 17, 2008 14:56:18 GMT -5
I recently watched Captain Planet and he was doing wierd things like turning himself into a tornado. Was his powers defined? For all he can do, he can be taken down easily by pollution and Hitler's hate.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 14:58:07 GMT -5
EARTH!
WEEND!
FIRE!
WATER!
HEART!
By your powers combined....I....am CAPTAIN PLANET!
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 17, 2008 15:00:48 GMT -5
And what the hell kinda power is Heart, anyway?
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 15:02:59 GMT -5
And what the hell kinda power is Heart, anyway? The most important one of all, silly! Without lilttle Taj there, the good Cap'n wouldn't have had the HEART to battle the hideous polluters on a daily basis! Why, he would have given up, and gone into seclusion in the Toaster of Solitude....or worse, become Dick Cheney. |
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Post by waffleofpower on Apr 17, 2008 15:07:02 GMT -5
According to wikipedia:
"Captain Planet has a very impressive array of powers: he can fly, has great strength, the ability to blow hurricane force winds, telepathy, telekinesis, shapeshifting, matter transmutation, and virtually any other super-power required by the circumstances currently facing him, which, in fact was one of the criticisms against the show."
Soooo..like..he can do everything. But the sight of someone spraying an aerosol can into the air gives him violent seizure's.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 15:10:18 GMT -5
Sooo......he can kill a yak at 500 yards with a mind bullet?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 17, 2008 15:12:38 GMT -5
Sooo......he can kill a yak at 500 yards with a mind bullet? What about the power...to move you? |
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Post by joeman on Apr 17, 2008 15:13:27 GMT -5
So basically he is like the Silver Surfer? Geez
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 15:14:52 GMT -5
Sooo......he can kill a yak at 500 yards with a mind bullet? What about the power...to move you? That's telekinesis, Kyle! *Jams with Ace Diamond* |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 17, 2008 15:21:56 GMT -5
Ah Captain Planet bless, he makes Superman look weak, lol
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Post by Jiren on Apr 17, 2008 15:23:46 GMT -5
Captain Planet was a wuss
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Post by joeman on Apr 17, 2008 15:24:09 GMT -5
I wanna see Captain Planet crossover with Superman and beat the crap out of him.
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Post by Totorob101 on Apr 17, 2008 15:24:10 GMT -5
Captain planet...I hated the guy as a kid.I always had an action figure of Capt Planet and i always used him as a Jobber in my figure federation as i never understood what the hell he did.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 17, 2008 15:26:07 GMT -5
"Save the environment, or I'll f***ing kill ya!!!"
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Post by plushtar on Apr 17, 2008 15:34:13 GMT -5
He is basically John Cena fifteen years too early.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 15:37:39 GMT -5
Oddly....I think a CAPTAIN PLANET live action movie with Cena as the titular hero would be comedy GOLD.
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Post by joeman on Apr 17, 2008 15:38:08 GMT -5
lol, Cena with a green mullet.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 17, 2008 15:40:01 GMT -5
He has the power to make me get the remote and change the channel.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 17, 2008 15:41:56 GMT -5
lol, Cena with a green mullet. Don't forget an impoverished Indian child with a monkey on his shoulder, following him around. I want someone with some photoshop skills to do a mock up of this. It'd be awesome! |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Apr 17, 2008 15:47:09 GMT -5
I'm suprised they haven't had a movie about him yet, seeing as everyone has suddenly got all concerned about icecaps melting and CO2 levels etc ... COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU!!! Captain Planet and the Planeteers: The Heat is on!! Who will win when Captain Planet faces his most deadly adversary yet? the deadly and dangerous Carbon-Creature MARK 2!!  NOTE: Image may not represent actual villain |
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