Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 11, 2008 22:43:03 GMT -5
In the prequel trilogies...I was just wondering how they would have turned out, if, instead of Lucas getting the original guy who played Palpatine, he'd gotten the Hulkster instead?
On another note, what if Hogan had played Jar Jar Binks? (Now personally, I think this would be a vast improvement...even if we had to sit through 48 times more Binks action)
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Apr 11, 2008 22:50:25 GMT -5
This would be my reaction of that.  |
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 11, 2008 22:52:29 GMT -5
When Hogan was revealed to be both senator and emperor Tony Schiavone would run in and scream "DAMN YOU TO HELL, HULK HOGAN!" and then Anakin would slice his head off
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 11, 2008 23:01:54 GMT -5
Hogan would have a clause that Han Solo and Luke Skywalker would have to job to him.
Hogan as Jar-Jar would give Anakin the big boot to win the pod race.
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Post by plushtar on Apr 11, 2008 23:12:37 GMT -5
After Vader powerbombs him into the reactor pit, the Empire puts out a propaganda video showing his achievements spliced in with Vader repeatedly powerbombing himl it ends with a locker shutting.
Sidious comes back triumphantly and no-sells Vader's finisher at the next big PPV. After having multiple back problems, Sidious overcomes the odds and slams the 9-ton breathing device through the Death Star.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 11, 2008 23:14:57 GMT -5
Hogan pins Jabba the Hutt with the fingerpoke of doom.
Hogan destroys Greedo with a machine gun.
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Post by -Lithium- on Apr 11, 2008 23:29:27 GMT -5
I would love to hear Hogan yell:
"POOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER! UNLIMITED...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWERRR!"
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 11, 2008 23:38:50 GMT -5
Well, ya know somethin Luke Skywalker? I see you there with your lightsabre and your Force, dude, but let me tell ya nothin is more powerful than the force of Hulkamania!!!! And after the me and all the Hulkamaniacs get done destroying you, we're gonna lift that 7 foot 40, 916 pound Darth Vader dude up over our heads and slam him down. Whacha gonna do, brother? Whatcha gonna do?!!!!!
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 11, 2008 23:39:57 GMT -5
Well you know something, Jar Jar Binks, you ain't nothing but a punk and you wanna know what the Hulkster does to punks, brother?
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Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Apr 12, 2008 0:35:44 GMT -5
He would say Darth Vader couldn't headline at a flea market.
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Scott Parker
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Post by Scott Parker on Apr 12, 2008 0:49:22 GMT -5
Hogan destroys Greedo with a machine gun. No, Greedo would have shot first and the Hulkster would have no sold it. Greedo would keep shooting, getting frustated/scared by it having no effect on Hogan. Shakes finger in his face, big boot, you know the drill. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 12, 2008 1:16:44 GMT -5
He would say Darth Vader couldn't headline at a flea market. He'd also say that Darth Maul couldn't draw worth a squat. |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 12, 2008 1:17:31 GMT -5
Actually, no matter how bad the movies got, they would still be awesome if the Hulkster was in them.
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Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Apr 12, 2008 3:39:43 GMT -5
Actually, no matter how bad the movies got, they would still be awesome if the Hulkster was in them. I agree! Hogan as Palpatine/The Emperor Hogan: "Hey Darth Maul, dude! I want you to go down ta Naboo and take those Jedis out, man!" Maul: "At last, we will reveal ourselves to the jedi! At last we will have...REVENGE!" Hogan: "That's right, brother! But remember the Sith code, dude! Say your prayers! Take your vitamins! And believe in yourself, brother! If you do all that, you can have anything you want!" Hogan: "So anyway, Darth Plagus the wise had this power to bring people back from the dead, dude! He called it Hulkamania man, and it was the most powerful force in all the universe! He taught his apprentice everything he knew...then his apprentice gave him the big boot to the face, dropped the big leg on him, and pinned him for the three count! End of story, jack!" Anakin: "So who exactly was this apprentice?" Hulk Hogan as Jar Jar Binks (AKA- Hulk Hulk Hogan): Qui Gonn: "Move, move! Get ouf of the way!!" Hogan looks behind him and sees all the droid tanks coming after him. Hogan: "Oh, NO WAY BROTHER!" Hogan big boots the first tank...it collides into the second tank...which collides into a third tank...well, basically he takes out the whole Trade Federation right then and there... During the pod race, Hogan becomes absolutely infuriated that Sebulba is cheating Anakin so bad. He leaps down from the stands, and attacks Sebulba's pod as it passes by, smashing it and crushing into a heap. He grabs Anakin's pod, and pulls it across the finish line all by himself...pretty much well stealing all of Anakin's glory. "Mesa did it...BROTHER!" Palpatine has killed all the Jedi...Anakin has made the wrong choice and cut off Mace Windu's hand...Palpatine is about to finish him off with lightning...When Hulk Hulk Hogan storms into the room, and clotheslines Anakin from behind. Palpatine blasts Hulk with lightning...Hogan smiles and shakes his head. Palpatine looks around...blasts him again...Hogan smiles and shakes his head. Hogan points his finger at Palpatine, "Hulks up" and delivers the BIG LEG on Palpatine, ending his reign of terror. Of course, this makes Mace Windu...and the Jedi that came with him and gave their lives fighting Palpatine...look like idiots, but in the end, evil is vanquished...BROTHER! EDIT: No...actually on second thought, with Palpatine defeated, the senetors would have to elect a new chanceller...and Hogan would nominate Eric Bishoff. Maybe evil would still win after all....  |
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damna
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Post by damna on Apr 12, 2008 3:44:13 GMT -5
Ed Leslie would be cast as Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader....
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Bub (BLM)
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 12, 2008 6:55:26 GMT -5
I would love to hear Hogan yell: "POOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER! UNLIMITED...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWERRR!" Maybe Warrior should be the man in question in this thread... ;D |
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Post by plushtar on Apr 12, 2008 15:27:40 GMT -5
I would love to hear Hogan yell: "POOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER! UNLIMITED...POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWERRR!" Maybe Warrior should be the man in question in this thread... ;D Warrior looks a bit like Count Dooku. Since the Hutt Syndicate was seperate from the Empire, they could be like the old territories. Empire = WWF. Hutt Crime Syndicate = NWA territory with Dusty as Jabba. But since this is Hogan, he would go down to that nasty territory and slam the 20 ft. tall Rancor into oblivion. |
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Cylon
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Post by Cylon on Apr 12, 2008 15:37:13 GMT -5
See suckage, massive.
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TuneinTokyo
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Apr 12, 2008 15:41:50 GMT -5
Whatcha gonna do Ani when the largest arms in the galaxy run all over you?
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Grendel
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Post by Grendel on Apr 12, 2008 18:24:06 GMT -5
You know, you may have just started another trend on the Wrestlecrap site here. with putting Hulk Hogan in major roles in famous movies? I can see it now ...
Hulk Hogan in Romeo and Juliet ...
"What light through yonder window breaks, brother? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun, but she's not big enough for Hulkamania, brother! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon ... Or I can do it myself, brother! I've picked up the big, stinky giant, brother, and slammed it down to the earth! Whatcha gonna do, moon, when Hulkamania, and the biggest arms in the world comes down on you?
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