Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 21, 2008 8:49:11 GMT -5
They must be more popular than I thought as I just read this:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language is the word
"smurf". It is one magical word, just by its sound, you can describe pain,
please, hate and love. "smurf", as most words in the english language, takes
its name from the German word, "SMURFEN" which means to strike.
In language, "smurf" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as
a verb, both transitive, "JOHN smurfS MARY", and intransitive, "MARY WAS smurfED
BY JOHN", and as a noun, "MARY IS A FINE smurf". It can be used as an
adjective, "MARY IS smurfING BEAUTIFUL". As you can see, there are no words
with the versatility of the word "smurf".
Fraud................. I got smurfED at the used car lot.
Ignorance............. How the smurf do I know?
Trouble............... I'm really smurfED now!
Aggression............ smurf YOU!
Difficulty............ I can't understand this smurfING mess.
Displeasure........... What the smurf is going on here?
Incompetence.......... He's a stupid smurf.
Suspicion............. What the smurf are you doing?
Enjoyment............. This is pretty smurfING good.
Request............... Get the smurf out of here.
Hostility............. I'm going to knock your smurfING head off!
Command............... Go smurf yourself.
I know you can think of many more uses, but will all these, how can you or
anyone be offended by the word "smurf"?
We can all use this unique word often in our daily speech. It adds to your
prestige, say it load and clear... "smurf YOU ! ! !"
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language is the word
"smurf". It is one magical word, just by its sound, you can describe pain,
please, hate and love. "smurf", as most words in the english language, takes
its name from the German word, "SMURFEN" which means to strike.
In language, "smurf" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as
a verb, both transitive, "JOHN smurfS MARY", and intransitive, "MARY WAS smurfED
BY JOHN", and as a noun, "MARY IS A FINE smurf". It can be used as an
adjective, "MARY IS smurfING BEAUTIFUL". As you can see, there are no words
with the versatility of the word "smurf".
Fraud................. I got smurfED at the used car lot.
Ignorance............. How the smurf do I know?
Trouble............... I'm really smurfED now!
Aggression............ smurf YOU!
Difficulty............ I can't understand this smurfING mess.
Displeasure........... What the smurf is going on here?
Incompetence.......... He's a stupid smurf.
Suspicion............. What the smurf are you doing?
Enjoyment............. This is pretty smurfING good.
Request............... Get the smurf out of here.
Hostility............. I'm going to knock your smurfING head off!
Command............... Go smurf yourself.
I know you can think of many more uses, but will all these, how can you or
anyone be offended by the word "smurf"?
We can all use this unique word often in our daily speech. It adds to your
prestige, say it load and clear... "smurf YOU ! ! !"
