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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 23, 2008 8:17:01 GMT -5
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Post by Kash Flagg on Apr 23, 2008 8:20:27 GMT -5
They failed to see the true power of the metal crutch dark side.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Apr 23, 2008 8:23:36 GMT -5
What makes me flinch a bit is the "he drunk the best part of a 10 litre box of wine" thing. my guess is that if he REALLY managed to drink that much wine, he'd be passed out or even dead.
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Post by amsiraK on Apr 23, 2008 8:24:21 GMT -5
LOL - that's just plain old fashioned fabulous. So many good elements:
-Drunk in a garbage bag
-Yelling "DARTH VADER" at the Jedi Church people
-crutch thumping
-box-o-wine
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 23, 2008 8:27:05 GMT -5
Drunk in a Garbage Bag sounds like a Tom Waits song.
"Crawlin' down Pomona Drive with a crutch in my hand. Buzzin' in my left ear and Ramona on my mind. My hands are shakin' palsied, tappin' out a Joplin rag. I'm slumped down on the sidewalk, drunk in a garbage bag."
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Post by Kash Flagg on Apr 23, 2008 8:28:22 GMT -5
Drunk in a Garbage Bag sounds like a Tom Waits song. "Crawlin' down Pomona Drive with a crutch in my hand. Buzzin' in my left ear and Ramona on my mind. My hands are shakin' palsied, tappin' out a Joplin rag. I'm slumped down on the sidewalk, drunk in a garbage bag." That wins the internet.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 23, 2008 8:33:23 GMT -5
Thank you, Kash... for once, I think I earned that internet.
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Post by amsiraK on Apr 23, 2008 11:21:16 GMT -5
An internet well awarded!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 23, 2008 11:39:43 GMT -5
Just don't spend it away frivolously Spikey.
Best to invest it.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 23, 2008 11:48:59 GMT -5
That's too great. Somebody bring me a box of wine.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 23, 2008 11:52:14 GMT -5
That's awesome.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Apr 24, 2008 4:45:28 GMT -5
Well, this thread didn't pick up a lot of responses... however... the responses that it did get probably accounted for 6 of my top 10 posters.
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mrmulluk
Bubba Ho-Tep
I am always funny. I am never joking.
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Post by mrmulluk on Apr 24, 2008 6:14:20 GMT -5
There is nothing about that news story that is not wonderful.
Even the judge making lame jokes about the chronic alcoholic.
Thank you for making my day.
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