Pranks You're Proud Of...

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Just curious, who's pulled some pranks they were proud of?

I've been watching the Weird Science TV show on hulu.com and laughed during the theme song when I remember a friend and I were at our friend's

The friend was burning a CD to listen to in his car and all he really cared about was 6 Phish Songs at the beginning. He added another song or two and told me to fill up the rest and went to play X-Box. I added a few, but there was still room for one more, so I looked through length wise and found Oingo Boingo's "Weird Science" so I tossed it at the end. ...And then mischeivously slid it up to track number 3. I burned it, Sharpied it "Phish 'n Poop" and tossed it to him. He tosses it in as we cruise through town. A few minutes later of me hiding my smile with a cigarette in my hand and watching the track listing... I burst out with a "FROM MY HEART AND FROM MY HAND... WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MY INTENTION?"

Pure pwnage. Then, I mentioned it to the friend's hosue were at when I got home on AIM. The next night we went back to hang out and as soon as we get down to his basement, "Weird Science" had been cued and a victory dance commenced.

[Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action]

I WISH my friends would "prank" me by making me CDs with the likes of 'Weird Science' on it!

[Mister Pigwell]

That's not a prank, that's a favor.

[TuneinTokyo]

25 pounds of pizza dough strewn over a back porch at two in the morning. (we worked the night shift at a pizza place)

It didn't get funny until the guy tried to put it in a metal garbage can what being the middle of summer and all. (dough rises remember)

[Grendel]

I don't know if this really qualifies as a prank, but at one time I was working straight 12 hour nights at an old job. And working those long nights, I would come up with ways to smurf with my coworkers.

One day, a bunch of the guys and gals were going over to one guy's place for breakfast. Around 3-4 in the morning, one of my coworkers came over to me to see if I was going. So this was the conversation that we had ...

CW: "Are you going to breakfast with us?"

ME: "That would depend ... will there be some gruel and hardtack there?"

CW: "Gruel and Hardtack?"

ME: "Yes, it's my favorite breakfast. They used to serve it to us all the time back in the orphanage."

CW: "Oh. How long were you in the orphanage?"

At this point in time, I just broke out laughing out loud, a real belly buster. As they looked at me, I finally wiped the tears from my eyes and said, "What is this, the 1800's? Am I in the orphanage with Oliver Twist and we're getting ready to work for Fagin?"

That was just one of the times that I smurfed with my coworkers. Those were good times ...

[tankmcquade]

True story:

My oldest brother is a stoner and has done the craziest things you could think of. One time he gets bored and was going through the garage when he found one of moms old leather purses. He said, "lets go put this in the middle of the street!" so he does and behind the side house fence we watched as some guy in a chevy nova pull up and pick it up.



Now here's the real kicker.....my brother peed in it. The guy threw it out of the window like 15 seconds later cursing and sped off. I almost died laughing that night.....

[willywonka666]

I once put an out of order sign on a trash can, or told someone to, and a guy went to throw his garbage away, saw the sign and carried it somewhere else

[BigBadZ]

This isn't exactly legal so I do not condone it... Back in high school, a few buddies and I drove around town and stole "for sale" signs and filled up two truck beds. And not the small one's the Bob Parks expensive ones. Well we drove to this girl's house at like 2 in the morning and set them all around the yard to where you could barely walk through it. We threw toilet paper all over her trees, and even threw a few Christmas trees in the yard (it was right after). the kicker was an auction sign that was about 6 or 7 ft long and put that on the front porch. BEST PRANK EVER!!! (do not attempt as you could get in trouble with the law)

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Apr 16, 2008 0:18:24 GMT -5 BigBadZ said:

This isn't exactly legal so I do not condone it... Back in high school, a few buddies and I drove around town and stole "for sale" signs and filled up two truck beds. And not the small one's the Bob Parks expensive ones. Well we drove to this girl's house at like 2 in the morning and set them all around the yard to where you could barely walk through it. We threw toilet paper all over her trees, and even threw a few Christmas trees in the yard (it was right after). the kicker was an auction sign that was about 6 or 7 ft long and put that on the front porch. BEST PRANK EVER!!! (do not attempt as you could get in trouble with the law)

Lol. One night my bro and I were driving home after we went out cruising with his girlfriend and her sister who I was friends with. It was back roads, so you could only go like 15 max, so I told him to stop. He did, figuring I had to pee and I hopped out. I ran over to a for sale sign, picked it up and ran across the road and jammed it in. It was dark and I didn't pay attention. Turns out, I stuck it out front of a church. It was the talk of the girlfriend and sister's bus the next day. Only, the arrow didn't point at the church... it pointed at the cemetary.

A few days afterwards, they put a piece in the newspaper about how neither the church nor cemetary were for sale. The guy in charge even said in the brief article he found it amusing and it was just a harmless prank.

[thwak is T.hawk]

I've been planning a MASSIVE prank that would involve me spending upwards of probably 1000 dollars, but damnit it would be worth every penny.

my prank would involve me going into my best friends room while they're away and re-decorating EVERYTHING with cubs logos on it.

BTW did I mention my best friend is a white sox fan.

and I'm not just talking the room, hell I'd even hide the wardrobe and replace it with cubs t-shirts and pants and even underwear.

sure it would cost me a fortune, but it would be EPIC!!! EPIC I SAY!!!

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Apr 16, 2008 1:35:06 GMT -5 thwak is T.hawk said:

I've been planning a MASSIVE prank that would involve me spending upwards of probably 1000 dollars, but damnit it would be worth every penny.

my prank would involve me going into my best friends room while they're away and re-decorating EVERYTHING with cubs logos on it.

BTW did I mention my best friend is a white sox fan.

and I'm not just talking the room, hell I'd even hide the wardrobe and replace it with cubs t-shirts and pants and even underwear.

sure it would cost me a fortune, but it would be EPIC!!! EPIC I SAY!!!

That would be a complete WIN if you could pull it off... especially if you stuck a bunch of FUKUDOME stuff in it.

[The Booty Disciple]

Apr 16, 2008 1:35:06 GMT -5 thwak is T.hawk said:

I've been planning a MASSIVE prank that would involve me spending upwards of probably 1000 dollars, but damnit it would be worth every penny.

my prank would involve me going into my best friends room while they're away and re-decorating EVERYTHING with cubs logos on it.

BTW did I mention my best friend is a white sox fan.

and I'm not just talking the room, hell I'd even hide the wardrobe and replace it with cubs t-shirts and pants and even underwear.

sure it would cost me a fortune, but it would be EPIC!!! EPIC I SAY!!!

As a man who despises the Cubs probably as much as your friend...

Get to work, man!

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I hid in my brother's wardrobe one night years ago. I was in there for over half an hour so that he wouldn't expect anything, then jumped out with an almighty scream. Totally worth the beating.

[G✇JI☈A]

Some douche was annoying me at a pub one night. So when he went to the toilet and left his mobile phone on the counter, I got it and changed the language setting to Greek.

[cart]

I stuck my mates toothbrush up my ass and nearly drowned in my own tears laughing watching him brush his teeth.

[sxeskank]

My old roommate worked the evening shift and then came home and played WoW until about 5 am, so he would never get up until around noon. So one day I took a roll of duct tape and ran strips horizontally across his doorframe, completely covering his door. He woke up, opened his door to go to the bathroom and walked right into it. If only he had stuck like fly paper.

And funky, as a cubs fan, I say go for it.

[Mother]

Long story ahead;

So the big thing I was interested in during senior year of high school was our senior prank. Nothing meant more to me than having something to be remembered for. In the previous years, the pranks were usually really dumb which included pulling fire alarms and silly stringing lockers. But our class had every intention of out doing everyone from the previous years.

But what to do? What could we possibly do that would be so awesome that everyone would be singing our names? Well some people thought it would be a great idea to steal a bronze bust of the guy our school was named after, but to me, that seemed just silly, nothing funny about that at all. Then someone came up with the bright idea of stealing our principal's golf cart.

That's right you heard me correctly, our principal rode around in a smurfing golf cart, while the rest of us had to manage to get to class on the other side of the school in less than 4 minutes. Not to mention, she ran over several people's feet with the golf cart, luckily no one was severely injured.

So we decide we're going to steal this cart, and we get the thing to the back doors where they load lunch supplies and such, however the damn cart was WAY too large to fit through the doors and there was no possible way to get it out, unless we took the doors off the hinges, so back to square one.

So late one Friday night, me and a few of my buddies are sitting around drinking, having a good time, someone comes up with the idea of playing drunken Scrabble. So we're doing that, and someone comes up with the idea that we should think up something to write on the school sign while playing this. Immediately, I had an idea.

So we drive by the school, write out what's on there and head back to my friend's place and come up with several things we can write. Hell, we even went so far as to make a few letters out of duct tape so it would make more sense.

We head back to the school around 3 am. We break the lock on the sign with our bolt cutters and quickly change the letters to form the funny message we wanted to write. We then put on a very large industrial lock that was unbreakable with the best bolt cutters. To add insult to injury, we jam the lock hole with gum in case they try to open it. We head back to my friend's place to crash and enjoy the rest of our fun.

Just to keep you up with what's going on, this occurred in late 2003 and we had several people campaigning around here for Presidency. What we didn't know was that early Saturday morning, they were having an open discussion with Senator John Kerry and Senator Ted Kennedy. They were also among the first to arrive and see the amazing message our sign contained.

"Teacher Gang Bang at 3 pm"
"Witherspoon Eats Babies"

Now, here's where things get sketchy. Since I wasn't there when this went down, I don't know how legitimate this is, but apparently our principal ran outside, pulled down the American Flag off the flag post and hoisted it over the sign trying to cover it up and twisting her ankle in the process. She was however on crutches at one point during the year, I don't l know if it was for this or not.

So Monday heads around and we usually have announcements during 3rd period. Now I had my schedule set up so I didn't have a 1st or 2nd period, but I walked into the building just as they started the announcements.

Our principal came over the intercom and very bitterly said how disappointed she was over some students making our school look the way that it did, and until someone came forward, she was going to cancel Winter Formal. Now I had absolutely no plans on going to that crap, our school dances were the worst, so no one opened their mouths and our principal finally gave in after several weeks. We finished out the year in high fashion, but I'll never forget the greatness that was our message.

[B'Cup x]

i love pranks, i did a very simple, but what i belive to be one of the best ones ever on sat. Was at a house party and the guy whos house it was was being a dick, he ordered his house mate to go get him another drink. Guy walks into the kitchen where im at bitchin about it, as he starts making the drink, i pull out the straw the guy was drinking from, and insert a cotton bud all the way into it. Guy gets his drink, and rather drunk cant work out why he cant get anything through the straw until after about a minute he takes the straw out and investigates.


yeah, no one got "pwned", but it was ingenious and did get a fair few laughs

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Me and my mates once took a "ROAD CLOSED" sign and placed it in the middle of the road aboot half way up. Most people turned around but there were a few that drove round it and one that drove over it.

[clifford]

there's some good pranks here that i must try in the future.
Here's a good one me and a cuple mates pulled on another friend last summer;

Our friend had been out all night and came home sunday morning really tired and headed off to bed. SO we changed every single clock and watch in the house to 9.30 am, even the time on his phone, changed into stuff we'd wear in bed like just t shirts and shorts and went down to the kitchen eating cereal and then woke up our friend.

He ran downstairs cursing us for not waking him up, got dressed and ran out the door to work, all the time thinking he'd slept out for monday morning when it was still only like 2.00 pm on sunday. He actually ran all the way into work before, upon seeing it closed and asking a passerby what day it was, coming back home, very pissed off bt nonetheless amused