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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Apr 17, 2008 23:18:59 GMT -5
OK...my best prank...
My last year at college...this gal that I've known since I pretty much started there was hanging out at my place one afternoon at this new dorm I had moved into with another one of my roommates from earlier in the year. Basically both of us got sick of dealing with a couple of dicktards we were living with...one of them I had known for years. The other guy was a guy that made ME look small. Six feet six inches tall with a belt size of Equator! To protect his name...we'll call him..........Al.
So earlier in the year when I was shacked up with those two assclowns, Al had bought a dick pump. And he used to keep this thing in this drawer thing we kept in the bathroom. Well, that went upstairs with us...before Al and the other joker could get their stuff out.
So this gal is visiting me, and I'm figuring it's about time to clean this thing out and get the stuff back to those two polesmokes I was shacked up with at the time.
So I pull out Al's dick pump from this dresser deal, and I get this evil Cheshire cat grin on my face and think "Oh yes...I must do this." Before I continue...let me say that this poor gal was kind of a wee bit of a goody two shoes...didn't even know what a c***sucker was.
Soooooooo, I pivot around and tell this gal, "hey...can ya hold on to this for a minute?" She catches it, looks at it for a few seconds and asks "what's this?"
I say "It's Al's dick pump!"
Not even a second later, she drops it and lets out this blood curdling scream...followed by me laughing hysterically.
Haven't done anything of that nature since.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Apr 17, 2008 23:32:55 GMT -5
My best recent prank (and therefore the one I remember the best) was this past April Fools' Day when I convinced a bunch of the Crappers on this board that I had knocked my girlfriend up and was now in over my head.
Pretty much ruined April Fools' Day for everyone else on the board that day, as nothing they came up with even came close.
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Post by -Lithium- on Apr 17, 2008 23:41:18 GMT -5
Some douche was annoying me at a pub one night. So when he went to the toilet and left his mobile phone on the counter, I got it and changed the language setting to Greek. Oh man, dont mess with this guy... Uh, I dont usually pull pranks. The other day I did a old classic. I unscrewed the cheese and when my friend went to put cheese on his pizza, guess what he saw!? A plane! And he went "COME ON!!!" ...naw not really he just got cheese all over his pizza...
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 18, 2008 0:07:38 GMT -5
As a camp counselor, I got back at fellow counselors by trashing their bathroom with shaving cream, toilet papering their rooms and umm, doing something to the mattresses (I can't remember what).
I went too far and we had to sleep without sheets until the end of camp.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 18, 2008 0:10:39 GMT -5
This isn't exactly legal so I do not condone it... Back in high school, a few buddies and I drove around town and stole "for sale" signs and filled up two truck beds. And not the small one's the Bob Parks expensive ones. Well we drove to this girl's house at like 2 in the morning and set them all around the yard to where you could barely walk through it. We threw toilet paper all over her trees, and even threw a few Christmas trees in the yard (it was right after). the kicker was an auction sign that was about 6 or 7 ft long and put that on the front porch. BEST PRANK EVER!!! (do not attempt as you could get in trouble with the law) Ohh, was she "loose" (judging by all the for sale and auction signs)?
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Post by default on Apr 18, 2008 1:49:40 GMT -5
I stuck my mates toothbrush up my ass and nearly drowned in my own tears laughing watching him brush his teeth. Lol, one warm spring day we were hanging out at my friend's house that we always chilled at. For some odd reason, he wasn't in his room that day and we were, he was out in the basement, possibly with his girlfriend playing pool. Anyway, he stopped in to grab something and told my bro not to get crabs on his bed (he always joked with him about having STDs). So my bro stands up and my friend says he's joking and leaves. My bro then drops trou and jumps up on the bed and starts rolling around. At that point, my friends and I lost it and started wiping our ass on or with EVERYTHING in the room. Keyboard, mouse, chairs, TV, remotes, game controllers, CD's, videos... basically anything we could find. We were finally all just standing there as my bro had wiped his butt on the door knob. My friend came in and asked us why we were all standing to which we said "oh, we were all getting ready to head out to leave you two love birds alone" and left. He figured something was up by the way we were all standing there and someone ended up spilling the beans on the whole thing. Of course, as usual... he never directly yelled at me for anything. Even when he knew I instigated a lot of the pranks we did or let him in on to other people. My only guess is he knew my head worked in mysterious ways and I'd just end up thinking up more stuff. Oh, and one more quick "assing" story. My friend and I were picking up our frozen pizzas we were selling for our after school TSA thing. It was near the beginning of our junior year so it was nice and warm out, I was fresh out of seventh period gym and noone was around except the teacher's daughter in the hall waiting for him to show up (and I knew her since elementary.) So I dropped the back of my jeans, hopped up on the metal counter and used my arms to hop my butt down the table. She walked in like halfway through and shreiked... but she was cool. My friend did the other half after she walked back out disgusted. None of the three of us let anyone in on it and just didn't eat at that lunch line for a good month or two... even though they more than likely cleaned it off regularly.
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Post by Rube on Apr 18, 2008 2:00:02 GMT -5
I conspired with several people to convince a homophobic friend that his brother was gay.
That was funny.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Apr 18, 2008 2:04:36 GMT -5
Some douche was annoying me at a pub one night. So when he went to the toilet and left his mobile phone on the counter, I got it and changed the language setting to Greek. Oh man, dont mess with this guy... Uh, I dont usually pull pranks. The other day I did a old classic. I unscrewed the cheese and when my friend went to put cheese on his pizza, guess what he saw!? A plane! And he went "COME ON!!!" ...naw not really he just got cheese all over his pizza... Put your phone (or Ipod) onto another language setting then. Good luck setting it back to English.
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Post by default on Apr 18, 2008 2:23:01 GMT -5
Another one from that friend's... this nerdy kid was over, who'd rent stuff for us on his way over since he passed Blockbuster and was fun to pick on. At one point though, he spoiled Nemesis RIGHT before the ending when it was on one of the movie channels, though.
Anyway, my friend and I were playing The Sims and shoveling UTZ's Crab Chips in our mouth (which are great, but spicy chips... as they're covered with Old Bay seasoning). Anyway, I ask my friend if that's his Mountain Dew: Code Red sitting there and he says it's the other kid's. By this point, my friend had taken over his parent's basement from just his bedroom down there to turning most of the rest into his studio. The other kid was out there with him.
So I pick it up and say "dude, I'm totally gonna backwash in this". And my friend, of course, wanted in on the action. So we stop and think and realize one of us will have to hold it in while the other backwashes so neither of us gets backwashed in the process. He agrees to go first, takes a big mouthful and hands me the bottle. I decided to get the rest into my mouth so I squeeze the container to force it in and knock loose as much spit and saliva and spicy seasoning as I can and spit back in all of it. He had to cover his mouth to stop from spitting his out laughing, so I handed it over quickly and he emptied the mouthful back in. We cap the lid on and wait.
I finally say "f this" and tell him to follow me. I grab the bottle, head for the door and motion him out first. I whisper to him just to look over at him casually when he walks by the door, so he does. I then walk in behind him, set the bottle down on the table by the door and the partner in crime walks in and sits down on the couch. I lean back and reach quick pretending to fumble with the bottle and say "who's bottle is this". The victim, playing X-Box quickly snaps off that it's his in a rude tone, making the victory more sweet. I hand it to him and tell him off for leaving it in a stupid place and he mumbles and uncaps it and takes a swig. I just shake my head to my partner in crime and we walk back into the friend's room laughing.
Some other friends arrive and the kid's house we were at came into the room finally to grab something or other and we let everyone in on it. Finally, a day or two later we told him we did it, but he refused to believe it saying he'd have been able to taste it... as "he doesn't smoke so he has excellent taste buds"... we tried to say it was mountain dew so it was BATTERY ACID, but finally just said "whatever, we we were lying" to shut him up.
Also, when we'd leave before that kid, he'd always be sitting near the door since it was close to the TV. We'd shove our wangs in his ear and run off. Then usually pee on his door handles... until someone peed in his cracked window one night... and the friend's dad saw it from the house and asked us to please stop as their neighbor at the time was a police constable.
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Post by Dick Foley on Apr 18, 2008 2:30:28 GMT -5
We've stolen kids bikes, only to put them in their next door neighbors yard.
We destroyed a friend's Thanksgiving/Harvest decorations (you know when people put stalks of corn and hay in their front yard). We did it because his girlfriend forced him to do it and he hated it.
In one of my friend's college apartment he had a coffee table that had "______'s Sister Smurfed These Guys". By the end of the semester the table had 150 names on it.
Once, while pumpkin smashing, we stole some pumpkins from a girl's house, only to replace them with decorated pumpkins we stole from the grocery store.
On that same night, one of us peed in a random mailbox.
During my senior year in high school we had an exchange student and on the last night he was in America we promised to get him laid so we bought him a hooker. A transvestite hooker.
I have filled out subscription cards in Playboy for teachers and priests in my hometown.
I enrolled a friend in the Columbia Record Club.
Back when Nsync was popular I convinced some girls on the internet that I knew one of the member's cousin and gave them my friend's number. Unfortunately he wasn't home and when his mom saw the caller ID she thought he had been kidnapped and taken to a state 800 miles away.
I also once gave some Nsync fan's my old boss's home phone number and told them he was their road manager.
In college, when a guy passed out on the couch, he was fair game for anything. If you stick a sleeping person's hand in cold water, he will pee. If you fill someone's hand with shaving cream and tickle their nose with a feather they will quickly raise their hand and get a face full of cream.
Some friend's of mine spray painted KKK and swastikas on the dumpster at KFC. It made the front page of our local paper and everyone was convinced the town now had a gang.
William Shatner used to show horses at our local fair. As he was riding passed my friends and I someone yelled "Hey Kirk, Your wig just fell off!" and was running towards Shatner as if they were going to pick it up. Shatner instinctively started feeling that top of his head! PWND!
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Post by leapinglambert on Apr 26, 2008 10:54:25 GMT -5
In high school, we knew that our history teacher would be gone for 20-30 minutes. So, we took all the tables, desks, chairs, etc from the classroom and moved them out on the front lawn. The teacher just walked out onto the front lawn and taught the class like nothing had happened. There was a photo of it in the yearbook...funny
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 26, 2008 11:39:07 GMT -5
My best one was probably in the summer of 2000. I was out of town for a week visiting my grandparents, and I teamed up with a buddy who e-mailed these four chicks who had been treating me like bitches lately (One was a g/f who cheated on me then dumped me, two were the types of broads who always cried and said "god I wish I had a boyfriend like you" then laughed when you asked them out, and the fourth was just a slut) and told them I had died.
When I came home my dad asked me why girls kept calling the house crying.
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Post by longdogga on Apr 26, 2008 11:42:10 GMT -5
me and my mates had a CAR TP WARS
we even had rules
1) had to be there car or the car that they drove reguraly
2) could not be parked at there parents house. didn't like pissing them off
3) nothing that could be truly damaging to the car i.e. eggs acid etc.
my van got done like three time, but our greatest achievement was TPing egging glad wrapping and whip creaming my mate backyard wrestling ring
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 26, 2008 12:28:37 GMT -5
When I was a sophomore in high school, someone put a sign on my back that said "I beat off in the bathroom". Now, I was one of those kids that really kinda kept to himself, and didn't really give a crap what people thought of me, so it was no big deal to me when someone brought it to my attention and pulled if off my back. But I had this friend, who had just started at that school the year before. He had a locker next to mine, and as I was going up to him, I saw him bent over with his head in his locker getting his books. So I run up to him, slap the sign on his back really hard and say, "HOWZITGOINGREG!?!?!" He turns his head my way and says "oh, yeah, like that really hurt," and I said, "guess I'll have to try harder next time, then." and watch him go into class with that sign on his back.
Fast forward two years, and were just kinda hanging out at lunch, and he says, "you know, I never figured out who put that sign on my back". I about fell off the bleachers, I was laughing so hard. The beating I took from him didn't even hurt.
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Post by trixiedust on Apr 26, 2008 12:41:53 GMT -5
My neighbor two doors down was stoning my pregnant cat when she'd walk into her backyard.
This pissed me off royally and I wanted to do something to her that would last awhile. Went to the local fish market and asked for the shrimp they'd be getting rid of because it was on the "ripe" side.
During the night I went out and popped off her hubcaps and put a generous amount of shrimp in each of them. Now this was late August, still hot and muggy in Chicago. For months I watched her wash that car, trying to get rid of that nasty smell, making small talk with her, having her complain to me about "that damn smell", etc. The neighbors across the street even witnessed a coyote licking her hubcaps one early morning. It wasn't til the spring until she got a flat tire that she realized there was an "ooze" in her hubcaps that most likely was the smelly.
Satisfying really.
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Post by Tim on Apr 26, 2008 13:12:23 GMT -5
My neighbor two doors down was stoning my pregnant cat when she'd walk into her backyard. WTF, why would somebody do that to a defenseless cat, nice job with the shrimp though. My friend's little brother is a really annoying pest, who sometimes will just walk into a room randomly, stare at your for a minute or two, and walk out. When around his equally annoying friends, they have a tendency to constantly call each other 'noob'. He loves Cooler Ranch Doritos, and also likes licking the flavoring off of them and putting them back in the bag. One day, when he left the room to go to the bathroom, I grabbed the bag, pulled my pants down, and ripped three huge sick farts right into the bag. Me and my friends almost died laughing while he scarfed down the whole bag unknowingly.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 26, 2008 13:27:53 GMT -5
My neighbor two doors down was stoning my pregnant cat when she'd walk into her backyard. WTF, why would somebody do that to a defenseless cat, nice job with the shrimp though. My friend's little brother is a really annoying pest, who sometimes will just walk into a room randomly, stare at your for a minute or two, and walk out. When around his equally annoying friends, they have a tendency to constantly call each other 'noob'. He loves Cooler Ranch Doritos, and also likes licking the flavoring off of them and putting them back in the bag. One day, when he left the room to go to the bathroom, I grabbed the bag, pulled my pants down, and ripped three huge sick farts right into the bag. Me and my friends almost died laughing while he scarfed down the whole bag unknowingly. Sometimes, I'm really glad that I never had many friends.
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Post by Grendel on Apr 26, 2008 13:34:13 GMT -5
I could post a prank that me and my friends pulled, but since it almost got someone arrested I think I'll pass.
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Post by The Lego Pig on Apr 26, 2008 13:36:01 GMT -5
Filling my ex girlfriends doc martins with milk and putting them in the freezer over night.
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 26, 2008 13:39:20 GMT -5
just a few weeks ago before school ended, i was with my friends kelli, michelle and stephanie. michelle and stephanie deicded to go get some breakfast, and steph left her laptop at kelli and i. changed her background to some chick getting drilled from behind. steph had some powerpoint thing opened so we put that back up to cover the background.
about a half hour after this happened, sam sat down with us and needed to use the laptop. kelli had told her what we had done to the background, so sam just played it cool and looked up whatever she needed and gave it back to steph.
TWO HOURS LATER, stephanie finally sees the background and blames samantha for it since she was the last one to use the computer.
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