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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 27, 2008 9:55:55 GMT -5
Now this isn't a vent thread per se, but we've all had tales of relationships working and falling apart, so as a service to crappers, post simply little things you have learned from your experiences in just a few words and add to the list, here's my two cents:
1.It all boils down to communication-you owe it to your partner to talk things through rather than bottling it up and doing something you'll both regret....
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The Lego Pig
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Post by The Lego Pig on Apr 27, 2008 9:59:14 GMT -5
Just because one girl smurfs you over doesnt mean they all will, so dont take it out on the next.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 27, 2008 10:03:36 GMT -5
1 - Don't accuse me of doing s*** I'm not doing. IE, if I'm hanging out with a female friend, don't assume I'm having sex with her and give me the business about it, cause that WILL MAKE ME WANT TO DO IT because you're being a bitch.
2 - By the same token, don't take me for granted and get lazy and comfortable, because there may be an opportunity with someone else.
3 - With THAT said, make sure its a damn good opportunity so you don't risk throwing something good away just cause you're pissed off.
4 - People rarely change, and they never will because you want them to. They have to want it, and they usually don't, cause if they did they'd have done it already.
5 - If you're flirting with chicks in your email/text messages and don't want your girlfriend to find out? THE DELETE BUTTON IS YOUR FRIEND. I mention this cause my friend I'm working with today didn't realize that, and I'm hearing him rant about his g/f all day, and she almost crashed into my car cause she was driving away all pissed after finding his phone. Ahem
6 - If you find yourself trapped in the Crippler Crossface, please, if you value your life, tap out.
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longdogga
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Post by longdogga on Apr 27, 2008 10:34:27 GMT -5
all women are f***ing crazy
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 27, 2008 11:07:38 GMT -5
If your girlfriend meekly confesses someone else asked her out, don't respond "Cool. Where are you going?"
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Annette
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Post by Annette on Apr 27, 2008 11:53:39 GMT -5
The unexpected gift is a sure fire way of getting on her good side - meaning a gift for no reason, not something she asked for.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2008 11:58:48 GMT -5
You cant fly with red wings....
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Samoa Kenny
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Post by Samoa Kenny on Apr 27, 2008 12:05:04 GMT -5
1 - Don't accuse me of doing s*** I'm not doing. IE, if I'm hanging out with a female friend, don't assume I'm having sex with her and give me the business about it, cause that WILL MAKE ME WANT TO DO IT because you're being a bitch. 2 - By the same token, don't take me for granted and get lazy and comfortable, because there may be an opportunity with someone else. 3 - With THAT said, make sure its a damn good opportunity so you don't risk throwing something good away just cause you're pissed off. 4 - People rarely change, and they never will because you want them to. They have to want it, and they usually don't, cause if they did they'd have done it already. 5 - If you're flirting with chicks in your email/text messages and don't want your girlfriend to find out? THE DELETE BUTTON IS YOUR FRIEND. I mention this cause my friend I'm working with today didn't realize that, and I'm hearing him rant about his g/f all day, and she almost crashed into my car cause she was driving away all pissed after finding his phone. Ahem 6 - If you find yourself trapped in the Crippler Crossface, please, if you value your life, tap out. Wow. I wanna say this is the most bitter/angry post ever, but who knows |
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Post by NIXON on Apr 27, 2008 12:18:32 GMT -5
Women are insane.
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Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Apr 27, 2008 12:19:49 GMT -5
Being needy is, for some odd reason, not a sexy thing. Go figure.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 27, 2008 12:21:35 GMT -5
1 - Don't accuse me of doing s*** I'm not doing. IE, if I'm hanging out with a female friend, don't assume I'm having sex with her and give me the business about it, cause that WILL MAKE ME WANT TO DO IT because you're being a bitch. 2 - By the same token, don't take me for granted and get lazy and comfortable, because there may be an opportunity with someone else. 3 - With THAT said, make sure its a damn good opportunity so you don't risk throwing something good away just cause you're pissed off. 4 - People rarely change, and they never will because you want them to. They have to want it, and they usually don't, cause if they did they'd have done it already. 5 - If you're flirting with chicks in your email/text messages and don't want your girlfriend to find out? THE DELETE BUTTON IS YOUR FRIEND. I mention this cause my friend I'm working with today didn't realize that, and I'm hearing him rant about his g/f all day, and she almost crashed into my car cause she was driving away all pissed after finding his phone. Ahem 6 - If you find yourself trapped in the Crippler Crossface, please, if you value your life, tap out. Wow. I wanna say this is the most bitter/angry post ever, but who knows We obviously haven't met before. Hi, I'm Godz. (And I'm actually in a great mood at the moment. Go figure. ;D) |
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Post by Shy Guy on Apr 27, 2008 12:23:49 GMT -5
all men are douche bags. call it even?  |
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 27, 2008 12:26:09 GMT -5
I've learned nothing as I've yet to even HAVE a relationship.....  |
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NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Apr 27, 2008 12:29:35 GMT -5
all men are douche bags. call it even? I don't disagree with this. |
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Apr 27, 2008 12:47:01 GMT -5
all men are douche bags. call it even? I don't disagree with this. It's equality, I can go down with that, though I'm egoless myself. |
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Post by TuneinTokyo on Apr 27, 2008 12:59:37 GMT -5
yes dear.
yes dear
yes dear
what? yes dear
My life has become nothing more than a scale of weights and balances, if I visit her parents on a Sunday I drop a toke in the bucket, last night's dinner at her colleagues house two tokes. Clean the house as per our commitment one weekly toke.
At any given time sans emergency I can cash in do what the hell I want, which usually means gambling and partying for a weekend, but anything goes so long as it's legal, titty bar (which I think is pretty much a blue balled waste anyway). No questions, no hassle, wife don't want to go, cool.
And just to keep things fair there is no credit.
Tokes don't exist 'cept in my head, but we have a mutual understanding on roles and responsibilities and so far so good. Communication really means nothing hidden.
Last night I checked ten years and I look to forward to the rest.
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Post by cruiserfan on Apr 27, 2008 13:03:41 GMT -5
Don't kid yourself. Bad results.
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Annette
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Post by Annette on Apr 27, 2008 13:06:51 GMT -5
A guy that decides he just "wants to be friends" or thinks of you "like a sister", will still want to smurf you.
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You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Apr 27, 2008 16:32:46 GMT -5
- If you've just been dumped by a chick you were really into, DO NOT
[/U][/B], under any circumstances, accept another female friend's invitation for a "pity f***" that same night; if you do accept, DO NOT tell the other girl about it, if you're trying to work things out. You'll lose both relationships. [/li][li] Do not run away at the first sign of trouble. Not all disagreements have to be relationship-ending. [/li][li]Sharks bite. Bees sting. Dogs bark. And cheaters cheat. If she left him for you, she'll leave you for someone else. (ladies, same for you; I'm not letting guys off the hook with that one, either.) [/li][li] Wine, women, and song: three things that get better with age. By that I mean, I was always attracted to females younger than me (but still legal, mind you) until I realized that the younger ones (those being ages 18-29) are generally more inclined to try to change you instead of accepting you for who you are, warts and all. It wasn't until I started dating a woman 12 years older than me that I realized that, while I had been "banging all these hotties" (my friends' words, not mine) all these years, she was the one "hottie" that would stick around through all my "weird-ass behavior." (the exes' words, not mine.) [/li][li]Compromise, compromise, compromise. I can't stress it enough; lack of compromise and understanding will ruin a relationship quicker than anything. Communication is a vital tool for such a thing. Make your needs known, but also be willing to bend a little, and your partner will more than likely do the same. [/li][li]It's much better to be single and alone than it is to be with someone you can't stand, just for the physical aspect.[/li][/ul] That's about all I've got, although I'm sure if I tried hard enough, I could double or even triple my list..... |
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Apr 27, 2008 16:40:01 GMT -5
That women are like parking spaces: they're whores and liars.
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