Swimming With A T-Shirt On

[icansleep]

Recently my online girlfriend invited me to travel to her country sometime this summer. Provided I can scrape up the money to do so, she mentioned there was this great waterpark she and I should check out.

Uh oh.

Now, she's got a terrific figure, (she had done some modeling in the past) but me? Well, just imagine a marshmallow with four toothpicks for arms and legs. And the sight of me in swimming trunks and no top isn't going to be pretty. Should I wear a t-shirt in the pool? Or do I tell my girlfriend that I'm allergic to the water (or some other excuse)?

[The Booty Disciple]

I'd say you gut up and give her the same remarks as you gave us here. If it's meant to be, she's gonna find out somehow, and it'd probably be better she hear it from you than find out as you get off the plane and you've been hiding your figure from her.

My opinion only.

[DSR]

Yeah, tell her what you look like and stuff. A t-shirt isn't really gonna save you or anything.

[@TenaciousBe]

Okay... so if she wants you to come to a whole nother country to meet her, she should probably know what you look like by this point. I'm assuming she does. If not, it's high time to get real about this thing.

If she does, and she wants you to come visit and go to a water park... then she obviously likes you for who you are. Go, whip out the man boobs and have fun. Ironically, you'll come off as much more attractive because of that self-confidence.

This coming from a fellow fat kid. I feel your pain.

[markdown474]

Let me tell you a story of one of my best friends from the years ago. Great guy, but man did he have trouble keeping his clothes on. Whenever he had people over (mix of guys and girls) he always ended up naked somehow. Now trust me when I say this guy was nothing to look at with no clothes on. He was pretty fat and doughy. But noone seemed to care and he always had a good looking girlfriend simply because he had confidence. I'm not saying you should strut around naked in front of her (well at least not at first), but act like your comfortable....even proud....of your "marshmallow and toothpicks' phsyique, and she will be too.

[Deleted]

You should def. not wear a shirt and not give a flying fornication about how you look. I've known tons of heavy guys that have scored chicks way outta their league based on personality alone.

Plus you probably need a tan.

We all probably do.

[Tapout]

If you're going to another country to meet a woman you have only spoken to online, just be a little careful of being slipped a mickey and make sure you come back home with both your kidneys.

Just saying.

[Deleted]

Last time I was in an outdoor pool I wore a shirt but that was because I had gotten really bad sunburn the day before due to my redheaded-ness

Could always say you have a bad skin complextion if you really wanted to

[Push R Truth]

Just tell her you don't want people looking at your third nipple.


Later that night we she takes the shirt off to make sweet, sweet love to you... and she asks were your extra nipple is, just say "Wow, the wizard was right all along!"

[Chainsaw]

May 6, 2008 13:22:36 GMT -5 icansleep said:

Recently my online girlfriend invited me to travel to her country sometime this summer. Provided I can scrape up the money to do so, she mentioned there was this great waterpark she and I should check out.

Uh oh.

Now, she's got a terrific figure, (she had done some modeling in the past) but me? Well, just imagine a marshmallow with four toothpicks for arms and legs. And the sight of me in swimming trunks and no top isn't going to be pretty. Should I wear a t-shirt in the pool? Or do I tell my girlfriend that I'm allergic to the water (or some other excuse)?

She lives in another country, and she's done some modelling in the past?

icansleep, what am I to make of this, hmmm?



Anyhow, I say get one of those UnderArmor workout shirts instead of a t-shirt and wear that. Let her know about it, too. And who knows, if you try wearing the shirt, maybe she'll do everything she can to get you out of it.

[damna]

Maybe this might be time to start working out? A hot chick always makes for a great motivator.


Perhaps you could tell her your allergic to chlorine and the other chemicals they put into the water.

[amsiraK]

At a waterpark? I'd say keep the shirt. It's not like being at the beach. And if she seems to have to problem with your 'marshmallow' fizzy-q, you can always whip it off.

T'were it me, I'd keep the shirt on for sunburn repelling purposes. Like Chyno, I get crispy very fast in the sun.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Just tell her you're one of the creatures from "Neon Maniacs" and you can't get wet or you'll die.

[CaptainFall]

Don't worry about it, it really isn't going to be as big a deal as you think.