B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on May 11, 2008 12:09:58 GMT -5
Don't look now, guys, but one of the more avowed swingers on this board, moi, may finally have himself an anchor...or girlfriend, whatever you call those confangled things. Feel free to celebrate the end of my manhood as I know it. Don't worry, you'll get pics.  I've already started, as I'm pretty freaking drunk as of this moment. HUZZAH!You've got a girlfriend? Can we start calling you H Merc now instead? ouch...i'm sure some people won't be getting this one. anyways, no more posts about you and your 'taking home women' ways huh? |
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2008 21:25:31 GMT -5
You kissed a girl? That is soo gay. Haha Congratulations |
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Post by HMARK Center on May 11, 2008 21:35:52 GMT -5
Don't look now, guys, but one of the more avowed swingers on this board, moi, may finally have himself an anchor...or girlfriend, whatever you call those confangled things. Feel free to celebrate the end of my manhood as I know it. Don't worry, you'll get pics. I've already started, as I'm pretty freaking drunk as of this moment. HUZZAH!You've got a girlfriend? Can we start calling you H Merc now instead? For the love of God and all that is holy, let's let sleeping dogs lie on that one. See, the thing for me is that I've always enjoyed being single, by and large, as it allowed me to hookup with as many girls as I wanted to/could at a given time, without having to worry about being "responsible" to only one. So it's a big deal to me that I'm actually thinking I could potentially go exclusive here. I enjoy the single life, but I'd probably be doing myself a disservice if I didn't at least try and find out how well I handle a full-time commitment to another person. It's like signing up for a non-major class in college that you're not sure you're going to like, but you know it's probably good for you to take it, and, hell, you just might end up enjoying it. You'll get yer daggum pics when MySpace and/or Facebook stop sucking. |
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Post by marvelocity on May 11, 2008 21:41:45 GMT -5
Lucky day for the 'Crappers - I got a girl's number today. She gave me her home and her cell, does that count as getting two numbers  |
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Post by HMARK Center on May 12, 2008 19:03:09 GMT -5
Ok, pervs, here are your damn pics: Here's her before a sorority formal:  And here at said formal, with a friend:  For reference to how potentially insane she might be, here's the schlub she's hooked herself up with. Me with my cousin a couple months back:  And me, last year, apparently shooting a commercial:  Am I a candidate for "Hot Chicks with D-Bags"? You be the judge. |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 12, 2008 19:14:56 GMT -5
Nah you root for too many of my favorite teams to be a "D-Bag"
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on May 12, 2008 19:28:03 GMT -5
Damn man, looks like yous got a swell girl there.
I could be single as long as I have a caring core of friends.
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J is Justice
Wade Wilson
Will now be grateful.
Hi.
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Post by J is Justice on May 12, 2008 19:30:26 GMT -5
Ok, pervs, here are your damn pics: Here's her before a sorority formal:  |
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MCMGM
Vegeta
WC's Official Jeff Buckley Stalkeress.
Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on May 12, 2008 19:34:19 GMT -5
Good on you. Good luck.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on May 12, 2008 19:47:14 GMT -5
You didn't ask her out while drunk, right?  |
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Post by HMARK Center on May 12, 2008 21:19:42 GMT -5
You didn't ask her out while drunk, right? Nah we just hooked up...while drunk. ;D |
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Batman
Don Corleone
I am Batman.
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Post by Batman on May 12, 2008 23:44:40 GMT -5
Well played.
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Post by HMARK Center on May 13, 2008 6:17:10 GMT -5
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Post by Baixo Astral on May 13, 2008 6:26:51 GMT -5
The drunken hookup... I likes that. I don't even mind being vomited on.
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Post by bubbles on May 13, 2008 6:38:32 GMT -5
I applaud you.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 13, 2008 8:40:28 GMT -5
Ok, pervs, here are your damn pics: Here's her before a sorority formal: And here at said formal, with a friend: For reference to how potentially insane she might be, here's the schlub she's hooked herself up with. Me with my cousin a couple months back: And me, last year, apparently shooting a commercial: Am I a candidate for "Hot Chicks with D-Bags"? You be the judge. Dang-o. |
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Post by Captain Wonderful on May 13, 2008 8:46:53 GMT -5
Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen. |
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 13, 2008 9:04:28 GMT -5
Now that's the ugliest damn bong I've ever seen. "Plug, if I die, please make sure that the media says that I died of the Mugatu Virus." "Sir, you are dying of the Mugatu Virus." "Yes, of course I am! What else could it be, eh?" |
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ddd84
Tommy Wiseau
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Post by ddd84 on May 13, 2008 9:14:44 GMT -5
Me with my cousin a couple months back: Your cousin is cute, she seeing anyone? |
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 13, 2008 12:34:38 GMT -5
Can you introduce me to the friend?
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