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Post by HMARK Center on May 11, 2008 1:20:17 GMT -5
Don't look now, guys, but one of the more avowed swingers on this board, moi, may finally have himself an anchor...or girlfriend, whatever you call those confangled things. Feel free to celebrate the end of my manhood as I know it. Don't worry, you'll get pics. I've already started, as I'm pretty freaking drunk as of this moment. HUZZAH!
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Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett
Don Corleone
Keeps his subtlety and knockers separated.
She's busty...she's Polish...and she will be mine!
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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on May 11, 2008 1:22:25 GMT -5
Congrats, you poor bastard you lucky DOG you!
;D
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Post by rrm15 on May 11, 2008 1:22:32 GMT -5
Congratulations. Now if only someone will end my horrible loneliness.
Ah, its not about me. Thats awesome news my friend. ;D
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Post by HMARK Center on May 11, 2008 1:29:34 GMT -5
Congrats, you poor bastard you lucky DOG you! ;D Trust me, I'm trying to figure out which one is more true this very minute. I'm sure I'll know better by next weekend. 'Til then, drink up.
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on May 11, 2008 1:34:39 GMT -5
eww girls have cooties
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Post by Harmonica on May 11, 2008 1:41:47 GMT -5
Congratulations. Now if only someone will end my horrible loneliness. Ah, its not about me. Thats awesome news my friend. ;D Don't worry Bobby Vinton feels the same way. *Five Internet Points For Who Ever Gets The Reference*
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Post by thesam07 on May 11, 2008 2:01:10 GMT -5
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Post by Ravishing Rob Rude on May 11, 2008 3:39:37 GMT -5
Congrats, you poor bastard you lucky DOG you! ;D Nah, you where right the first time. *Ducks so his girlfriend misses him.*
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Post by Janitor From Mars on May 11, 2008 3:39:59 GMT -5
I thought I was close to having a g/f too, hmark. No go but at least I got laid this weekend.
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Post by silentrage on May 11, 2008 4:17:22 GMT -5
Ya know, I think if the fate of the world rested in the decision of whether I get a girlfriend or not, I think I would sacrifice my love life for the safety of this world... just saying.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on May 11, 2008 6:47:22 GMT -5
When wrestlecrappers start to get girlfriends, you might wanna run and duck for cover. The end is near. Armageddon is here!
*runs and ducks for cover*
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Post by HMARK Center on May 11, 2008 7:07:36 GMT -5
Ya know, I think if the fate of the world rested in the decision of whether I get a girlfriend or not, I think I would sacrifice my love life for the safety of this world... just saying. Screw that. When the aliens come to sift through the rubble of our now-broken world, I want them to be able to read loud and clear that I'm the one who did it. I'm just curious how this whole "commitment" thing works, since I've been basically a casual hook-up artist and summer fling kind of guy since high school and through college.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 11, 2008 7:19:03 GMT -5
All I know is I'm running for the hills now.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 11, 2008 7:30:19 GMT -5
.... Does she have a sister? or single friend?
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Post by maxx420 on May 11, 2008 9:07:39 GMT -5
Don't look now, guys, but one of the more avowed swingers on this board, moi, may finally have himself an anchor...or girlfriend, whatever you call those confangled things. Feel free to celebrate the end of my manhood as I know it. Don't worry, you'll get pics. I've already started, as I'm pretty freaking drunk as of this moment. HUZZAH!You've got a girlfriend? Can we start calling you H Merc now instead?
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longdogga
Don Corleone
All australian look like this ^^^
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Post by longdogga on May 11, 2008 9:10:51 GMT -5
make sure when she's going around a "friends" house to check her bag for condoms
girls are sneaky like that
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
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Post by BHB on May 11, 2008 10:19:11 GMT -5
You kissed a girl? That is soo gay.
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The QC Loser
Hank Scorpio
Come on follow my Twitter I'm cool!
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Post by The QC Loser on May 11, 2008 10:50:43 GMT -5
pics or it didn't happen
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@TenaciousBe
Hank Scorpio
Guess who's back... back again
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Post by @TenaciousBe on May 11, 2008 11:30:07 GMT -5
Ah, the cruel contradiction of life. Some of us are poor lonely bastards who'd give our middle nut for that kind of female attention.... while others have girlfriends and act as though it's a burden on their life. Screw those guys.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 11, 2008 12:04:13 GMT -5
First off, way to go, bro!
Secondly, anyone know where I can find a .gif of Reverend Lovejoy running down the street in a panic in "Bart's Comet" ?
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