|
Post by The Peoples Elbow on May 27, 2008 14:24:15 GMT -5
The last time he was on my HDTV, his face took up my whole screen. My theory is, he's already dead.
Oh sure he looks alive. But that's just his outer shell consisting purely of cholesterol and barbecue sauce. And that will probably die within a year or two as well...
::braces for the backlash::
|
|
|
Post by S-Chrome on May 27, 2008 14:25:34 GMT -5
BOOM! WHAP! *Fellates Brett Favre*
That's John Madden in a nutshell.
|
|
Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,871
|
Post by Phosphor Glow on May 27, 2008 14:26:51 GMT -5
CHICKEN WINGS
|
|
|
Post by gsguy on May 27, 2008 14:31:37 GMT -5
ACE PAINT!
|
|
|
Post by acressl on May 27, 2008 14:34:56 GMT -5
Madden's basically just there in case. If it were a game, he'd be the tutorial stage. If a household appliance, the owners' manual. He simply explains football to the best of his ability. What do you want, wit? Remember Dennis Miller? They tried that already. The line between football lover and sophistication is not a line many can walk. He's not the best but he's paid his dues, I think. He's a good hypist as he's always hyped if nothing else.
Picture Madden and Dick Vitale swapping their favorite sports moments over a breakfast that consists of lines of cocaine and Red Bull.
|
|
Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,871
|
Post by Phosphor Glow on May 27, 2008 14:42:53 GMT -5
Madden's basically just there in case. If it were a game, he'd be the tutorial stage. If a household appliance, the owners' manual. He simply explains football to the best of his ability. What do you want, wit? Remember Dennis Miller? They tried that already. The line between football lover and sophistication is not a line many can walk. He's not the best but he's paid his dues, I think. He's a good hypist as he's always hyped if nothing else. Picture Madden and Dick Vitale swapping their favorite sports moments over a breakfast that consists of lines of cocaine and Red Bull. I want to witness that conversation.
|
|
|
Post by The Peoples Elbow on May 27, 2008 14:44:25 GMT -5
Madden's basically just there in case. If it were a game, he'd be the tutorial stage. If a household appliance, the owners' manual. He simply explains football to the best of his ability. What do you want, wit? Remember Dennis Miller? They tried that already. The line between football lover and sophistication is not a line many can walk. He's not the best but he's paid his dues, I think. He's a good hypist as he's always hyped if nothing else. Picture Madden and Dick Vitale swapping their favorite sports moments over a breakfast that consists of lines of cocaine and Red Bull. I want to witness that conversation. I second that motion!
|
|
|
Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 27, 2008 14:46:21 GMT -5
Madden's basically just there in case. If it were a game, he'd be the tutorial stage. If a household appliance, the owners' manual. He simply explains football to the best of his ability. What do you want, wit? Remember Dennis Miller? They tried that already. The line between football lover and sophistication is not a line many can walk. He's not the best but he's paid his dues, I think. He's a good hypist as he's always hyped if nothing else. Picture Madden and Dick Vitale swapping their favorite sports moments over a breakfast that consists of lines of cocaine and Red Bull. I want to witness that conversation. Not without Don West added to the mix.
|
|
default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
|
Post by default on May 27, 2008 15:22:50 GMT -5
BOOM TOUGH ACTIN TENACTIN
|
|
Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
|
Post by Sajoa Moe on May 27, 2008 15:39:33 GMT -5
ACE IS THE PLACE FOR YOUR HELPFUL HARDWARE MAN FOLKS
|
|
|
Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 27, 2008 16:12:30 GMT -5
ME AND BRET FAVRE WENT TO ACE HARDWARE, GOT ABOUT A THOUSAND COPIES OF KEYS, PUT 'EM IN A BIG PILE, TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OPENS THE BUS, THAT'S HOURS OF FUN RIGHT THERE!!!
Frank Caliendo's Madden imitation is one of my favorite things ever.
|
|
Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
|
Post by Sajoa Moe on May 27, 2008 16:14:35 GMT -5
ME AND BRET FAVRE WENT TO ACE HARDWARE, GOT ABOUT A THOUSAND COPIES OF KEYS, PUT 'EM IN A BIG PILE, TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OPENS THE BUS, THAT'S HOURS OF FUN RIGHT THERE!!! Frank Caliendo's Madden imitation is one of my favorite things ever. "You could cut off both of Brett Favre's arms and both his legs and he'd still be the best torso in football."
|
|
|
Post by Rorschach on May 27, 2008 19:37:58 GMT -5
Oddly, Madden is about the only impersonation Caliendo does right. Everything else....just no.
|
|
Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
Posts: 5,319
|
Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 27, 2008 19:42:56 GMT -5
Well, he is spot-on about Madden's calling the obvious.
No joke, I actually heard him one time say, "You know, when it starts to rain like this, the ball gets wet. It gets soggy."
|
|