Date tips?

[Johnny D]

I'm going out for a date with a girl I've met recently on the 21st. First time I've been on one for about 3 years and I can't wait. We're going to see a movie in London.

Any of you crappers can give me some advice for it?

[Deleted]

Be sure to go Dutch.

[fuzzywarble, squat cobbler]

don't see a movie. that's the worst possible date option around.

[Johnny D]

Oh and we are going for coffee afterwards, forgot to mention that.

[MysteryPartner]

Show up in your birthday suit.

[darthalexander]

Don't talk about any ex's.

Don't go on and on about not being with someone for three years..you may come off as desperate. If she asks, just say something like 'oh, I never could get around to it' or something.

If you asked her out, you pay. It's the decent thing to do. If she offers to treat you to something, accept it graciously. (And no, I didn't mean that in a dirty way... ).

Obviously no burping or farting.

Avoid clubs. If you go for drinks go someplace fairly quiet so you can actually talk.

Ask her questions, let her know you're interested in HER not her body. Make sure you listen.

And most important of all - be yourself, don't pretend to be anyone you're not.

[Deleted]

And talk about wrestling... alot. Girls love that.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Always make sure to do the "penis in the popcorn" trick.

[MysteryPartner]

Yeah, no tips needed man. Just be yourself, if she cant appreciate that then find someone who can.

[Deleted]

Jun 4, 2008 16:09:38 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Always make sure to do the "penis in the popcorn" trick.

That was actually my first thought when I read the thread.

[hedonismbot]

Here's a Tom Leykis tip if you don't want to blow a lot of money on dinner. Eat a pretty big dinner before you take her out, so when you get to the restaurant you won't be very hungry. Then you can just order a relatively inexpensive salad. No woman is going to want to order more than what you're ordering because she won't want to look like a pig. Plus, you might get bonus points from her if she assumes that you're into healthy eating.

That's a Tom Leykis tip. Here's a tip from me: keep an eye out for Sonjay.

[Viking Snad]

Don't be afraid to just touch whatever you want.

Chicks dig that now.

[Vice honcho room temperature]

Jun 4, 2008 16:09:38 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Always make sure to do the "penis in the popcorn" trick.

GO easy on hot butter. It burns.

[hooeylewis]

If you do go for drinks you should slip a mickey in her drink.

[Jay Peas 42]

Wear your WWTD wristband, WWTD meaning "What Would the Todd Do?"

[Cranjis McBasketball]

Jun 4, 2008 17:19:13 GMT -5 Viking Snad said:

Don't be afraid to just touch whatever you want.

Chicks dig that now.

That's f***in' hilarious.

[Rube]

Take her on a picnic. Bitches love that.

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Jun 5, 2008 1:49:45 GMT -5 Rube said:

Take her on a picnic. Bitches love that.

LOL The first part of that was so nice. The second part, not so much. ;D

[Bo Rida]

Don't be negative (other than saying how the movie sucked) and keep things fun and light.

Also touch her lower arm when you meet her, I don't understand why and it seems weird to me but it actually works.

[Hiroshi Hase]

Jun 4, 2008 16:01:40 GMT -5 fuzzywarble, squat cobbler said:

don't see a movie. that's the worst possible date option around.

I have to agree, been there done that and when it's over, she has to go and you don't know anymore about her than you did when the day started. It's rather difficult to get to know someone in a crowded movie theater when people are telling you to Shhh every few seconds.


Perhaps as a second date, maybe.