Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jun 8, 2008 5:10:50 GMT -5
In addition, these quotes all have one thing in common, let's see if you can guess what.
"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary."
"That was bloody brilliant!"
"I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!"
"Mental that one, I'm telling you."
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"You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore."
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"How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope."
"So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?"
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"When you grow up, you stop believing."
"Richie, will you PLEASE shut up?"
"You killed my brother, George, you bastard! Let's see you now... Let's see you now."
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"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone."
"I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape."
"Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks."
"Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas."
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"What IS a hooker?"
"Doctor, What am I?"
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"Did you call *moi* a dips***?"
"It's definitely you"
"No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some s*** like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
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"Why don't you go home and f*** your mother some more?"
"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."
"Suck my fat one? Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance?"
"Biggest one in four counties"
"I wasn't that scared. I wasn't. Sincerely."
"Okay, then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you?"
"Okay, you guys can go around if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts."
"You use your left hand or right hand to do that?"
"It's like God gave you something, man. All those stories you can make up. And He said, this is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too f***ed up to do it, then maybe I should!"
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"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
"Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."
"(in Spanish) The marajuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs"
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"Wolfman's got nards!"
"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant... but scary."
"That was bloody brilliant!"
"I wasn't looking at its feet! I was a bit preoccupied with its heads... or maybe you didn't notice? There were three!"
"Mental that one, I'm telling you."
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore."
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope."
"So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?"
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"When you grow up, you stop believing."
"Richie, will you PLEASE shut up?"
"You killed my brother, George, you bastard! Let's see you now... Let's see you now."
''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone."
"I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape."
"Did I burn down the joint? I don't think so. I was making ornaments out of fish hooks."
"Not for a guy in the second grade. You can get beat up for wearing something like that. Yeah, I had a friend who got nailed because there was a rumor he wore dinosaur pajamas."
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"What IS a hooker?"
"Doctor, What am I?"
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"Did you call *moi* a dips***?"
"It's definitely you"
"No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some s*** like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"Why don't you go home and f*** your mother some more?"
"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."
"Suck my fat one? Whoever told you that you had a fat one, Lachance?"
"Biggest one in four counties"
"I wasn't that scared. I wasn't. Sincerely."
"Okay, then you won't mind if we check the seat of your jockies for Hershey squirts, will you?"
"Okay, you guys can go around if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, I'll be waiting on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts."
"You use your left hand or right hand to do that?"
"It's like God gave you something, man. All those stories you can make up. And He said, this is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too f***ed up to do it, then maybe I should!"
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
"Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket."
"(in Spanish) The marajuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs"
'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
"Wolfman's got nards!"
