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Post by Silent Brad on Jun 27, 2008 23:50:01 GMT -5
BARNEGAT —A ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt Elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township's public schools before authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party. Shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday, police received a call from a librarian at the local Ocean County Library branch on Burr Street reporting that a man dressed as a ninja, carrying a large sword, was running through the woods, Lt. Patrick Shaffery said. Police than initiated a lock-down of the five schools as a precaution, police said. The lock-down — which restricts movement in and out of school buildings — was lifted by 9:30 a.m. after police learned the man in question was actually a camp counselor on his way to a costume-themed day at the Russell O. Brackman Middle School. The counselor, who was wearing a black karate gi and carrying a plastic sword, was running late and decided to take a shortcut through the woods, Shaffery said. Source: www.mycentraljersey.com/apps/...STATE/80625024 |
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 27, 2008 23:51:48 GMT -5
Man thats gotta be the coolest thing ever.
*World Over*
Dont even try to top that...
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jun 27, 2008 23:52:11 GMT -5
"Attention, students: we will be having an early dismissal today due to a ninja sighting. Immediately after lunch, you wi--*dead*"
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 27, 2008 23:53:45 GMT -5
Some kid should dress up like a Ninja everyday to get school canceled...
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 27, 2008 23:55:26 GMT -5
Life is funny, you know?
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 27, 2008 23:55:27 GMT -5
Well they should have had this sign up.  |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 27, 2008 23:57:04 GMT -5
Well they should have had this sign up. Apparently Ninjas at midnight are safer |
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 28, 2008 0:26:37 GMT -5
Lets hope nobody dropped a spoon or opened a window! And if he won the costume contest, that is braggable.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 28, 2008 0:27:55 GMT -5
Well central jersey is infested with them. Its like bears in other places.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jun 28, 2008 0:37:53 GMT -5
Dude, Jersey doesn't have anything as cool in it as ninjas.
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Post by jfbop37 on Jun 28, 2008 0:41:27 GMT -5
Well they should have had this sign up. Apparently Ninjas at midnight are safer And why from 2-5 am? Who goes to school at those hours? ;D |
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Jun 28, 2008 0:45:16 GMT -5
I think that is when ninjas are most dangerous, what with the darkness and people sleeping.
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on Jun 28, 2008 0:45:50 GMT -5
Why is school still going there?
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Post by Shy Guy on Jun 28, 2008 1:06:15 GMT -5
this will be the only time i will ever wish that i lived in jesery
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Post by The Line on Jun 28, 2008 1:09:09 GMT -5
Why is school still going there? sadly, thats also the first thing I thought of. |
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Jun 28, 2008 1:10:23 GMT -5
Ninjas=Awesome. They can close down schools!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 28, 2008 1:35:33 GMT -5
Look what you've done, Eve Torres!  |
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 28, 2008 1:48:10 GMT -5
Lone Wolf's son must be attending that school.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 28, 2008 2:03:07 GMT -5
Reminds me of the school that freaked out (after hours) because a teacher overheard a couple kids singing along to Welcome to the Jungle, specifally the lyric, "you know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby.....you're gonna die".
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 28, 2008 2:18:41 GMT -5
A ninja? For real?
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