Post by rapidfire187 on Jan 31, 2008 4:29:18 GMT -5
I've been noticing that WWE has been really pushing the fact that Santino is delusional and somehow has managed to brainwash Maria into banging him or whatever. I think that they should take the next step in this angle...They should have Santino.......
Swapping brains with her!!!
Seriously, Santino enlists the help of Matt Striker and some other smart/rich wrestlers like JBL or even Vince or something. Regardless of how he does it, he ends up with a device that allows him to swap brains with Maria. He does it so that he can control EVERYTHING she does, and keep her from posing in Playboy. But because Santino is mentally smurfed up, he neglects to think about the fact that she's also mentally smurfed up.
Raw:
Santino Marella comes out to a chorus of boo's. He gets on the microphone, but he's talking like Maria (in his own voice though). The crowd who will undoubtedly be thinking "wtf?", will have a small pop for Maria....but she's talking like Santino! The two argue about Maria posing for playboy, and the segment ends with Maria (in Santino's body) saying "Well I might have the wrong body, but I'm going to pose for playboy no matter what!"
So basically at this point, WWE is suggesting that not only will the WWE fans not get to see Maria naked, they're going to see Santino Marella naked instead! But it's Maria on the inside, so Vince should love it's subtle yet in your face homoerotic overtones.
This all culminates in a match at Wrestlemania, or a match on Raw during the build to Wrestlemania where if Santino wins he gets his body back and Maria will not be allowed to pose for playboy, and if Maria wins she gets her body back but Santino is left without a body. This will lead into Marella's new gimmic, The Zombie II!
Swapping brains with her!!!
Seriously, Santino enlists the help of Matt Striker and some other smart/rich wrestlers like JBL or even Vince or something. Regardless of how he does it, he ends up with a device that allows him to swap brains with Maria. He does it so that he can control EVERYTHING she does, and keep her from posing in Playboy. But because Santino is mentally smurfed up, he neglects to think about the fact that she's also mentally smurfed up.
Raw:
Santino Marella comes out to a chorus of boo's. He gets on the microphone, but he's talking like Maria (in his own voice though). The crowd who will undoubtedly be thinking "wtf?", will have a small pop for Maria....but she's talking like Santino! The two argue about Maria posing for playboy, and the segment ends with Maria (in Santino's body) saying "Well I might have the wrong body, but I'm going to pose for playboy no matter what!"
So basically at this point, WWE is suggesting that not only will the WWE fans not get to see Maria naked, they're going to see Santino Marella naked instead! But it's Maria on the inside, so Vince should love it's subtle yet in your face homoerotic overtones.
This all culminates in a match at Wrestlemania, or a match on Raw during the build to Wrestlemania where if Santino wins he gets his body back and Maria will not be allowed to pose for playboy, and if Maria wins she gets her body back but Santino is left without a body. This will lead into Marella's new gimmic, The Zombie II!
