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Post by cart on Jan 30, 2008 8:43:21 GMT -5
Ok I just read a bit In Jericho's book that talks about a video he was given by a hillbilly girl. The video includes some crazy stuff and the idea of it had me laughing my ass off. Jericho mentioned it was doing the rounds as a tape called 'Strange Kentucky People' anyone ever see it or hear of it or know where i can see it? or it is a pile of balls? It does sound too 'ricockulous' to be true.
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 30, 2008 8:53:53 GMT -5
The minute I read about it I wanted to see it. It just sounds like the most insane thing ever.
I haven't been able to find it anywhere, but hopefully someone on the board knows where there's some footage of it.
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Post by MGH on Jan 30, 2008 8:55:42 GMT -5
Being from here ... you probably DON'T want to see it. Well, at least if the person who made it is from one of the areas I'm thinking of. That could get straaange.
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Post by cart on Jan 30, 2008 9:05:45 GMT -5
crab walking, farting and hillbillies crowing for Chris Jericho, It would be awesome.
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Post by cart on Jan 31, 2008 7:25:36 GMT -5
Still nobody knows where to see this??? I gotta see it!
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Post by biff on Feb 1, 2008 1:36:40 GMT -5
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Post by goodoldjl on Feb 1, 2008 1:58:54 GMT -5
Being from here ... you probably DON'T want to see it. Well, at least if the person who made it is from one of the areas I'm thinking of. That could get straaange. How true, my brother! Being from Lexington, I hate the misnomers people attach to those of us from Kentucky (i.e. barefoot and toothless swillin' the white lightinin'). However...having worked in Louisville, I can see how many OVW and IWA-MS fans can give the impression that we are all retarded inbreed folk.
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Post by ghettooverlord on Feb 1, 2008 2:05:41 GMT -5
Replied. I'm the one with the atrocious grammar. Please give me many "+1"s. <3
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Feb 1, 2008 2:06:00 GMT -5
Yeah I loved Jerichos book,and my favorite chapter was the one about Smokey Mountain and Kentucky. "Honking on Bobo" "True to the Crew" Corney and the drive thru,The Thrillseeker videos. Their was always something that kept me laughing till I pissed,and I've been DYING to see Strange Kentucky People. Keep looking people! This could be a new fad over here!
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Post by Dick Foley on Feb 1, 2008 3:01:51 GMT -5
Just come to Kentucky and visit places like Whitesburg, Hyden, Owensville and Hazard and you will get you fair share of strange.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Feb 1, 2008 11:21:32 GMT -5
My cousin-wife and I find stereotypes about Kentucky to be mostly wrong.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Feb 1, 2008 12:05:10 GMT -5
i haven't read jericho's book, so can someone explain to me what's in the video, or the story behind it, please?
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 1, 2008 12:39:08 GMT -5
Replied. I'm the one with the atrocious grammar. Please give me many "+1"s. <3 ghettooverlord, the guy who flames the other comment posters for no reason ?
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Post by General Adam on Feb 1, 2008 12:42:32 GMT -5
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Post by cart on Feb 1, 2008 12:44:13 GMT -5
From, Jericho's book: "The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me..... and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled chris farley dressed up as meatloaf circa 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said, 'you wear your colours I'll wear mine. She began her dissertation and said ' I made this tape for you chris Jericho(she always called me by my full name). Youre my favourite rassler, chris jericho, and i really love you,chris jericho'. she wiped the snot out of her nose. Then she became annie wilkes from misery and started speaking gibberish like, 'well look.here's a white googleberry. fleezing flibble foo!' She began dancing as the rest of her family came into frame like oompa loompas. They were all smacking each others butts and doing the most bizzare version of the electric slide, while chanting in unison, 'electric slide, electric slide, electric slide,' like some kind of disco cult. Then a kid, who i'm guessing was her brother - or her husband - or both, explained how much he enjopyed watching rasslin, then farted twice. Then his mother - or his wife- or both, who literally had no teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures: one of jesus and one of Ricky and Robert (Rock and Roll express). both pictures were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the saviour. Farleyloaf wandered back in and gave a shout out to lance. "I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra," and she started tp push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparant reason. then the camera panned into the yard where there was a batallion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad-eyed dog. in the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserably was an old american gothic-looking farmer who i'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess. The camera spun back around, p[assing the amazing crab boy and settling on a lady with a worse lloyd christmas haircut than jim carry. she stayed in the shot long enough to say , "I love the thrillseekers, i want to have two kids named chris and lance and a dog named storm" It was much creepier than it sounds believe me."
Anyone hasn't read jericho's book you should its pretty damn funny.
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Post by ghettooverlord on Feb 1, 2008 13:06:50 GMT -5
Replied. I'm the one with the atrocious grammar. Please give me many "+1"s. <3 ghettooverlord, the guy who flames the other comment posters for no reason ? The way you say that, you make it sound like Youtubers deserve sympathy. <3
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 1, 2008 13:10:53 GMT -5
ghettooverlord, the guy who flames the other comment posters for no reason ? The way you say that, you make it sound like Youtubers deserve sympathy. <3 Well, you flamed them although they didn' t say nor do anything disrestpectful ( for once ). It' s crap like that that makes YouTube horrible.
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Post by Tyfo on Feb 1, 2008 13:16:40 GMT -5
I've never visited Kentucky, but from Jericho's description there, you can find similar people in certain wooded areas of east Texas I have visited several times.
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Post by ghettooverlord on Feb 1, 2008 13:19:23 GMT -5
The way you say that, you make it sound like Youtubers deserve sympathy. <3 Well, you flamed them although they didn' t say nor do anything disrestpectful ( for once ). It' s crap like that that makes YouTube horrible. Considering I was being about 600% sarcastic, I don't see how it makes me terrible. Unproductive? Unless it exposes how stupid someone really is, yeah. Terrible? Hardly.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 1, 2008 13:25:05 GMT -5
Well, you flamed them although they didn' t say nor do anything disrestpectful ( for once ). It' s crap like that that makes YouTube horrible. Considering I was being about 600% sarcastic, I don't see how it makes me terrible. Unproductive? Unless it exposes how stupid someone really is, yeah. Terrible? Hardly. Sarcastic or not, I don' t see what' s the point of being that aggressive. I mean, none of the guys who posted comments for that video fit the post you made. Yet, by making such a post, you' re kinda implying they are like that. I mean, I just don' t see the point of making such a post, even for fun, when everyone' s being cool, which is a rare thing in YouTube.
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