Strange Kentucky people

[cart]

ssnakebite said:

ghettooverlord said:

Considering I was being about 600% sarcastic, I don't see how it makes me terrible. Unproductive? Unless it exposes how stupid someone really is, yeah. Terrible? Hardly.

Sarcastic or not, I don' t see what' s the point of being that aggressive. I mean, none of the guys who posted comments for that video fit the post you made. Yet, by making such a post, you' re kinda implying they are like that.
I mean, I just don' t see the point of making such a post, even for fun, when everyone' s being cool, which is a rare thing in YouTube.

now now ladies....steady on.

[wrestlesmarks]

cart said:

From, Jericho's book:
"The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me..... and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled chris farley dressed up as meatloaf cica 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said, 'you wear your colours I'll wear mine.
She began her dissertation and said ' I made this tape for you chris Jericho(she always called me by my full name). Youre my favourite rassler, chris jericho, and i really love you,chris jericho'. she wiped the snot out of her nose.
Then she became annie wilkes from misery and started speaking gibberish like, 'well look.here's a white googleberry. fleezing flibble foo!' She began dancing as the rest of her family came into frame like oompa loompas. They were all smacking each others buttsand doing the most bizzare version of the electric slide, while chanting in unison, 'electric slide, electric slide, electric slide,' like some kind of disco cult.
Then a kid, who i'm guessing was her brother - or her husband - or both, explained how much he enjopyed watching rasslin, then farted twice. Then his mother - or his wife- or both, who literally had no teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures: one of jesus and one of Ricky and Robert (Rock and Roll express). both pictures were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the saviour.
Farleyloaf wandered back in and gave a shout out to lance. "I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra," and she started tp push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparant reason. then the camera panned into the yard where there was a abtallion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad-eyed dog. in the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserably was an old american gothic-looking farmer who i'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess.
The camera spun back around, p[assing the amazing crab boy and settling on a lady with a worse lloyd christmas haircut than jim carry. she stayed in the shot long enough to say , "I love the thrillseekers, i want to have two kids named chris and lance and a dog named storm" It was much creepier than it sounds believe me."

Whats strange about that?

[Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch]

wrestlesmarks said:

cart said:

From, Jericho's book:
"The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me..... and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled chris farley dressed up as meatloaf cica 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said, 'you wear your colours I'll wear mine.
She began her dissertation and said ' I made this tape for you chris Jericho(she always called me by my full name). Youre my favourite rassler, chris jericho, and i really love you,chris jericho'. she wiped the snot out of her nose.
Then she became annie wilkes from misery and started speaking gibberish like, 'well look.here's a white googleberry. fleezing flibble foo!' She began dancing as the rest of her family came into frame like oompa loompas. They were all smacking each others buttsand doing the most bizzare version of the electric slide, while chanting in unison, 'electric slide, electric slide, electric slide,' like some kind of disco cult.
Then a kid, who i'm guessing was her brother - or her husband - or both, explained how much he enjopyed watching rasslin, then farted twice. Then his mother - or his wife- or both, who literally had no teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures: one of jesus and one of Ricky and Robert (Rock and Roll express). both pictures were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the saviour.
Farleyloaf wandered back in and gave a shout out to lance. "I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra," and she started tp push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparant reason. then the camera panned into the yard where there was a abtallion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad-eyed dog. in the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserably was an old american gothic-looking farmer who i'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess.
The camera spun back around, p[assing the amazing crab boy and settling on a lady with a worse lloyd christmas haircut than jim carry. she stayed in the shot long enough to say , "I love the thrillseekers, i want to have two kids named chris and lance and a dog named storm" It was much creepier than it sounds believe me."

Whats strange about that?

Don't ya see, they were Jericho fans

[4TheGlory]

I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra

[Zach Attack]

The thing a lot of people don't realize is that a LOT of people in Kentucky are rich, yuppie a-holes. Even when you go to the small towns you'll find a gated community full of old white rich people.

[bitteroldman]

crowsinblack said:

The thing a lot of people don't realize is that a LOT of people in Kentucky are rich, yuppie a-holes. Even when you go to the small towns you'll find a gated community full of old white rich people.

And after reading the description of the video, do you wonder why?

[Mozenrath]

cart said:

From, Jericho's book:
"The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me..... and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled chris farley dressed up as meatloaf cica 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said, 'you wear your colours I'll wear mine.
She began her dissertation and said ' I made this tape for you chris Jericho(she always called me by my full name). Youre my favourite rassler, chris jericho, and i really love you,chris jericho'. she wiped the snot out of her nose.
Then she became annie wilkes from misery and started speaking gibberish like, 'well look.here's a white googleberry. fleezing flibble foo!' She began dancing as the rest of her family came into frame like oompa loompas. They were all smacking each others buttsand doing the most bizzare version of the electric slide, while chanting in unison, 'electric slide, electric slide, electric slide,' like some kind of disco cult.
Then a kid, who i'm guessing was her brother - or her husband - or both, explained how much he enjopyed watching rasslin, then farted twice. Then his mother - or his wife- or both, who literally had no teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures: one of jesus and one of Ricky and Robert (Rock and Roll express). both pictures were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the saviour.
Farleyloaf wandered back in and gave a shout out to lance. "I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra," and she started tp push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparant reason. then the camera panned into the yard where there was a abtallion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad-eyed dog. in the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserably was an old american gothic-looking farmer who i'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess.
The camera spun back around, p[assing the amazing crab boy and settling on a lady with a worse lloyd christmas haircut than jim carry. she stayed in the shot long enough to say , "I love the thrillseekers, i want to have two kids named chris and lance and a dog named storm" It was much creepier than it sounds believe me."

Anyone hasn't read jericho's book you should its pretty damn funny.

WOW. I seriously need that book, even more than I did before.

[TheMediocreWarrior]

biff said:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCGhHUwCHVk

I hate you. You totally got my hopes up.

I read that part of the book last week and was looking around for it. If anyone ever did find it, I have no doubt that it would become the most well known video on the Internet ever.

[cart]

anychance anyone can photoshop me a pic of a hillbilly chick a wheelbarra and lance storm for my sig??? I would love you forever.

[Cyborg Franky]

Here is the Jim Cornnette at Dairy Queen video. That was mention in the same chapter. xD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4rZhN_LEg

[graveyardshift]

zedd said:

Here is the Jim Cornnette at Dairy Queen video. That was mention in the same chapter. xD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4rZhN_LEg

Thank you, kind sir.
I longed to see that one as well.


Whoever manages to find Strange Kentucky People will surely be a hero to one and all!

[Mozenrath]

graveyardshift said:

zedd said:

Here is the Jim Cornnette at Dairy Queen video. That was mention in the same chapter. xD

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4rZhN_LEg

Thank you, kind sir.
I longed to see that one as well.


Whoever manages to find Strange Kentucky People will surely be a hero to one and all!

While we're at it, guys, track down The Loved One.

[Trip Fisk a.k.a. Foley is Good]

kiddobradley said:

graveyardshift said:

Thank you, kind sir.
I longed to see that one as well.


Whoever manages to find Strange Kentucky People will surely be a hero to one and all!

While we're at it, guys, track down The Loved One.

I own it on DVD. Thank God for tape traders. ;D

[Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h]

Those sound like the kind of people that would go to the Asylum to Watch TNA back in the Nashville days... maybe they were strange Tennesee people...

[Chris the Bambikiller]

cart said:

anychance anyone can photoshop me a pic of a hillbilly chick a wheelbarra and lance storm for my sig??? I would love you forever.

But then we wouldn't see the sig with the Total Recall chick anymore!

[MiLo Duck]

crowsinblack said:

The thing a lot of people don't realize is that a LOT of people in Kentucky are rich, yuppie a-holes. Even when you go to the small towns you'll find a gated community full of old white rich people.

You know that is like the perfect incentive for success. You have only two options.

A)work super hard and become successful and somewhat wealthy and get to live in the gated community.

B)just coast by and take what you get and be forced to live in a cross between Deliverance, Nothing But Trouble, and Mad Max. The national anthem being "Electric Slide".

If I had that as my options I wouldn't even care if my eyes bled from all the work I'd need to put in, I'd be somebody dammit! Either that or wake one night to the unearthly chant of "One of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble..."

[Tea & Crumpets]

cart said:

From, Jericho's book:
"The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me..... and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled chris farley dressed up as meatloaf circa 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said, 'you wear your colours I'll wear mine.
She began her dissertation and said ' I made this tape for you chris Jericho(she always called me by my full name). Youre my favourite rassler, chris jericho, and i really love you,chris jericho'. she wiped the snot out of her nose.
Then she became annie wilkes from misery and started speaking gibberish like, 'well look.here's a white googleberry. fleezing flibble foo!' She began dancing as the rest of her family came into frame like oompa loompas. They were all smacking each others butts and doing the most bizzare version of the electric slide, while chanting in unison, 'electric slide, electric slide, electric slide,' like some kind of disco cult.
Then a kid, who i'm guessing was her brother - or her husband - or both, explained how much he enjopyed watching rasslin, then farted twice. Then his mother - or his wife- or both, who literally had no teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures: one of jesus and one of Ricky and Robert (Rock and Roll express). both pictures were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the saviour.
Farleyloaf wandered back in and gave a shout out to lance. "I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra," and she started tp push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparant reason. then the camera panned into the yard where there was a batallion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad-eyed dog. in the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserably was an old american gothic-looking farmer who i'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess.
The camera spun back around, p[assing the amazing crab boy and settling on a lady with a worse lloyd christmas haircut than jim carry. she stayed in the shot long enough to say , "I love the thrillseekers, i want to have two kids named chris and lance and a dog named storm" It was much creepier than it sounds believe me."

Anyone hasn't read jericho's book you should its pretty damn funny.

That story is epic. The Cornette vid won't load right now but I cant' wait to see it.

I notice you're from Northern Ireland. Has the book hit UK shores then? If so I'm going to a bookstore ASAP to get this. I tried to buy it in early December but it wasn't out.

[cart]

teaandcrumpets said:

cart said:

From, Jericho's book:
"The tape featured the girl and her hillbilly mountain family performing for me..... and what a show it was. It began with her looking into the camera like a deer in headlights. She resembled chris farley dressed up as meatloaf circa 1977 and was wearing a shirt with a rebel flag on it that said, 'you wear your colours I'll wear mine.
She began her dissertation and said ' I made this tape for you chris Jericho(she always called me by my full name). Youre my favourite rassler, chris jericho, and i really love you,chris jericho'. she wiped the snot out of her nose.
Then she became annie wilkes from misery and started speaking gibberish like, 'well look.here's a white googleberry. fleezing flibble foo!' She began dancing as the rest of her family came into frame like oompa loompas. They were all smacking each others butts and doing the most bizzare version of the electric slide, while chanting in unison, 'electric slide, electric slide, electric slide,' like some kind of disco cult.
Then a kid, who i'm guessing was her brother - or her husband - or both, explained how much he enjopyed watching rasslin, then farted twice. Then his mother - or his wife- or both, who literally had no teeth, patted him on the butt and commented on his fragrance. There was a bed in the middle of the living room and on the wall behind it were two pictures: one of jesus and one of Ricky and Robert (Rock and Roll express). both pictures were at the exact same level, which I'm sure was a huge honour for the saviour.
Farleyloaf wandered back in and gave a shout out to lance. "I like you too Lance, here's a wheelbarra," and she started tp push around a child's toy wheelbarrow while performing a massive booty shake. The camera panned to her left, only to find the fartster walking like a crab for no apparant reason. then the camera panned into the yard where there was a batallion of rusted old vehicles, each housing a sad-eyed dog. in the background trying his hardest to stay out of camera range but failing miserably was an old american gothic-looking farmer who i'm assuming was responsible for the whole mess.
The camera spun back around, p[assing the amazing crab boy and settling on a lady with a worse lloyd christmas haircut than jim carry. she stayed in the shot long enough to say , "I love the thrillseekers, i want to have two kids named chris and lance and a dog named storm" It was much creepier than it sounds believe me."

Anyone hasn't read jericho's book you should its pretty damn funny.

That story is epic. The Cornette vid won't load right now but I cant' wait to see it.

I notice you're from Northern Ireland. Has the book hit UK shores then? If so I'm going to a bookstore ASAP to get this. I tried to buy it in early December but it wasn't out.

I ordered it off amazon, same as the bret hart book, dunno if its in book shops here yet.

[cart]

bambikiller said:

cart said:

anychance anyone can photoshop me a pic of a hillbilly chick a wheelbarra and lance storm for my sig??? I would love you forever.

But then we wouldn't see the sig with the Total Recall chick anymore!

Yeah but I can alternate.