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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 28, 2008 16:21:39 GMT -5
Here's an idea.
In a (hopefully?) irreverent fashion, we list one idea per post that would make the WWE into the ideal Shangri-La that us Crappers would like it to be, going up to #100. After that, who knows?
There's one rule, though: You can't wish for anyone to be released.
I'll start.
#1. Cena turns heel. Not just any heel- a heel with a handlebar mustache, black top hat and a black cape. And he twirls said mustache during promos and cackles evilly.
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Post by >(straightedgepunk)< on Feb 28, 2008 16:23:23 GMT -5
#2. Stevie Richards finally shows us and we all bask in the glory of what we just saw.
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Post by seano on Feb 28, 2008 16:27:21 GMT -5
#2, with assist from Damien Demento. ;D
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Post by ilggant on Feb 28, 2008 16:28:45 GMT -5
4 - Snitsky and Khali do a promo where Snitsky does that battle cry from when he was fighting Maven, and Khali does that wail from when he raises his hands during a match.
that would be awesome
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Post by Bobafett on Feb 28, 2008 16:29:24 GMT -5
#5 Jeff Hardy adopts his Itchweeed persona from the Hardy Show as his new WWE Gimmick
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Post by Psicosis Auto Theft on Feb 28, 2008 16:30:49 GMT -5
#6) The Undertaker tries to be the new Blue Meanie with dance moves and all.
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Post by plushtar on Feb 28, 2008 16:33:05 GMT -5
#7. Based on a dream I had a week ago: Don West interrupts Mr. Kennedy to tell him to shut the hell up since he is too damn loud.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 28, 2008 16:37:23 GMT -5
8) That the WWE on the night of Wrestlemania and throughout the broadcast just show static with the message "we are experiencing technical difficulties" - the ratings on RAW the next night would be huge! (ED: Er...)
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 28, 2008 16:38:32 GMT -5
#9, The return of Reno Riggins. And he still sucks.
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Bang Bang Bart
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 28, 2008 16:54:16 GMT -5
10.) Have a RAW that pretty much consists of hilarious photoshops of the RAW superstars. Same goes for SmackDown and ECW.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 28, 2008 16:57:45 GMT -5
11.) That we'll get another WM like WM17 one day...
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 28, 2008 17:02:42 GMT -5
12. Snitsky regrows his hair and beard, and opens RAW with his new talk show segment "Toes Before Hoes"
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Steveweiser
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Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 28, 2008 17:08:00 GMT -5
13: Mickie James wins the Women's Title from Beth Phoenix in a 60 minute classic, and celebrates by throwing Candice Michelle into a crate with "FCW" written on it.
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Post by Uncle Jim on Feb 28, 2008 17:11:30 GMT -5
14: Don West is hired and given the colour commentator spot for Raw, Smackdown and ECW.
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Post by WinOwensWin on Feb 28, 2008 17:11:49 GMT -5
#14: Hulk Hogan wins the WWE championship from Randy Orton at Wrestlemania 24...only to lose it 2 minutes later to Paul Birchill ala WM9.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Feb 28, 2008 17:17:20 GMT -5
#15 Vince lines up everyone working under him for a full length Kiss My Ass Episode of Raw and it may have to continue on ECW and Smackdown
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FHgrad99
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Feb 28, 2008 17:45:37 GMT -5
16. It is revealed that Vince McMahon is the father of every person on the WWE roster. He then has his children fight for the right to be called his favorite.
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Post by Cibernético II on Feb 28, 2008 17:49:50 GMT -5
17. Next PPV, Batista wrestles a basketball in a steel cage, grudge-match... And loses.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2008 17:53:15 GMT -5
18. Hogan Jobs
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Post by Rodney the Piper on Feb 28, 2008 19:52:07 GMT -5
Triple Haitch doesnt win the title at Mania.
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