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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 7, 2008 13:06:08 GMT -5
OK, tonight, I am going to have a State Of The League address. Probably around 8 PM EST tonight, for anyone interested. Horaay, the one time of day I have no chance of getting on! No time that's convenient for us continental League members?
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 7, 2008 13:16:50 GMT -5
OK, tonight, I am going to have a State Of The League address. Probably around 8 PM EST tonight, for anyone interested. Horaay, the one time of day I have no chance of getting on! No time that's convenient for us continental League members? Don't worry, attendance isn't mandatory. I was trying to build up some drama. I still have to get home from work, and it can take some time.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 7, 2008 19:58:55 GMT -5
****THIS IS A FPWR LEAGUE SPECIAL REPORT****
Hello folks, we apologize for interrupting your regularly scheduled post, but we have received word that FPWRL member Chainsaw has called for a special press conference to address the future of the FPWR wrestling league. Let's take you now live to the Washington Ave. Armory in Albany NY for the press conference.
(Chainsaw approaches the podium)
"Good evening, my name is Chainsaw, I am the co-General Manager of Fire Pro Wrestling Returns league play, and a wrestler as well. I have called this conference tonight to pass along some sad news. It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that, today, at 3:47PM EST, Commissioner Moenette has resigned his position as FPWR commissioner. I was informed of this this afternoon, and the resignation will take place immediately. Mr. Moenette has decided to pursue outside interests, and we wish him all the luck in the future, and FPWR freely leaves the door wide open for his return someday.
Now, with this in mind, many have wondered what the future of FPWR is. I am here today that this company will NOT be closing it's doors. I have agreed to step in as booker and commissioner of FPWR as the new General Manager of the company. With this move, I am also announcing my retirement for the forseeable future as an active competitor in FPWR, as I feel my competition as Takeshi Morishima could be construed as a conflict of interest. On that note, I also announce that Morishima-san is now a free agent, and if anyone would like to take up their contract, they are free to. Otherwise, he shall compete actively as a free agent.
Now, onto the topic of matches and champions. As of right now, the 4 champions, Antonio Inoki, Vader, Toshiaki Kawada and Bryan Danielson, and Kaiji Nakajima are still champions. I briefly considered stripping each man of their belts and having a tournament to determine the new champs, but I realized while this may be something rarely seen in wrestling, it does not necessarily mean that the hard work these men put in to capture and retain their belts should take a backseat to history. And all matches booked by Mr. Moenette will be honored. So as it stands, the 8-man tag is still on, Vader will defend his Badgerweight title against Bruiser Brody, Nakajima will defend his B-Natural title against Rikidozan, and finally, Kimono Mutilation will defend the Two Princes Titles against the team of Roaring Warriors.
Now, these matches will be taking place in the next week, as we are heading into what will be the start of a new era...the Pay per View that I have dubbed...ZERO HOUR! All of those matches will be happening on that card, with the exception of the Vader/Brody match, although I do reserve the right to replace Vader as the captain of his team if I see fit in order to have the match that night. My hope is to have those matches in the can and begin the adding process by next week. So mark your calendars, as we approach the Zero Hour of FPWR. Thank you very much for your time.
I would also appreciate it if my current performers and anyone still interested in performing on the show would get in touch with me here or my PM so I can get a head count of who I have under contract. Thanks a lot. And good night.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Apr 7, 2008 21:11:29 GMT -5
Thanks for stepping up Chainsaw. You know that Inoki is ready to kick ass and take names.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Apr 7, 2008 21:20:37 GMT -5
You think Katsuhiro Nakajima would back down now? Absolutely not! Although, the Wolves' Den is interested in the contract of one Takeshi Morishima should Nakajima fail again against Rikidozan.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Apr 7, 2008 21:31:09 GMT -5
mad man pondo still wants to be booked!
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 7, 2008 22:24:29 GMT -5
OK, everyone's marked down so far who's posted. Thanks guys.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 7, 2008 22:33:56 GMT -5
Title history: Great Job! Ducky Championship Antonio Inoki: January 21, 2008-Present World Badgerweight Championship Vader: January 18, 2008-Present Two Princes Tag-Team Championship Lowkidozan (Low Ki & Rikidozan): February 6, 2008-February 7, 2008 Kimono Mutilation (Bryan Danielson & Toshiaki Kawada): February 7, 2008-Present Mr. B Natural Championship Katsu Nakajima: February 12, 2008-Present Bloody Housewife Championship Amazing Kong: February 26, 2008-Present I'm bumping this as well, to remind us who has what championships.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Apr 7, 2008 23:18:57 GMT -5
Hey yo da bad guy is still here
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Post by The Line on Apr 8, 2008 0:10:14 GMT -5
after a long absence, Low-ki is back!
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 8, 2008 6:58:44 GMT -5
Kawada and Shinay are still ehre. I assuem the 3rd member of Shawagon in lariatoooooooooo is still around.
But hang on: Kawada is booked in 2 matches for Zero Hour: Team Inoki vs Team Vader, and the Two Princes match! This is an unfair attack once again against Kimono Mutilation, and Kawada demands that he only has 1 match for the show!
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 8, 2008 8:05:05 GMT -5
Like I said, there is a strong possibility that the 8-man will be delayed until our next show, since Vader would be pulling double duty as well. So you should have enough time to get ready.
On that subject, since Vader hasn't picked his team yet, I may end up picking for him, and more than likely, it'll be the 3 gentlemen who have already volunteered their services. Although you never know what kind of surprises we have in store...
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Apr 8, 2008 9:12:05 GMT -5
As long as Roaring Warriors finally get our tag title shot, I'm happy. Hell, Misawa will pull double duty if he has too so Kawada will stop crying.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Apr 8, 2008 9:36:29 GMT -5
As long as Roaring Warriors finally get our tag title shot, I'm happy. Hell, Misawa will pull double duty if he has too so Kawada will stop crying. Kawada's point is that the title match should be prioritized above all else. Besides, double-duty for 1 member causes an imbalance. but regardless, we want the tite match to take place. Kawada will withdraw from the 8-man if neccessary. We''ll see who'll be crying after the two Princes match. Kawada will Ganso you and break your neck.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 8, 2008 10:15:50 GMT -5
As long as Roaring Warriors finally get our tag title shot, I'm happy. Hell, Misawa will pull double duty if he has too so Kawada will stop crying. Kawada's point is that the title match should be prioritized above all else. Besides, double-duty for 1 member causes an imbalance. but regardless, we want the tite match to take place. Kawada will withdraw from the 8-man if neccessary. We''ll see who'll be crying after the two Princes match. Kawada will Ganso you and break your neck. It won't be necessary. The 8-man will take place on the next free show, officially now. Zero Hour will see Kimono Mutilation defend their titles against the Roaring Warriors.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Apr 8, 2008 15:13:36 GMT -5
As long as Roaring Warriors finally get our tag title shot, I'm happy. Hell, Misawa will pull double duty if he has too so Kawada will stop crying. Kawada's point is that the title match should be prioritized above all else. Besides, double-duty for 1 member causes an imbalance. but regardless, we want the tite match to take place. Kawada will withdraw from the 8-man if neccessary. We''ll see who'll be crying after the two Princes match. Kawada will Ganso you and break your neck. Kicks and Elbows to the head. Those guys will have brain damage heaped onto what they already have. I'd say they'd go from being the Boring Warriors to being the Drooling Idiots, but they already are that. 'cause momma says it be's that way sometimes.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 10, 2008 21:05:09 GMT -5
OK, I wanted to put up a roster of who has competed and is competing in the league. I am going to get in touch with a few people who haven't been active lately and see if they want to jump back into it. I plan on using as many wrestlers as I can, and may pull in more as we go along, but it looks like we've got things well in hand.
Antonio Inoki, Great Job Ducky Championship-Phil Ken Sandman Vader, Badgerweight Title-Imnotbooked Toshiaki Kawada, Two Princes Tag Champ-Tea&Crumpets Bryan Danielson, Two Princes Tag Champ-lariatooooooo Katsuhiro Nakajima, B-Natural Title-Mr. TL Wolf
Gary Albright-Angus McCloud Mad Man Pondo-thwak Rikidozan-Frankenscreamer Scott Hall-Ace Diamond Bruiser Brody-The Cobbit Sylvester Terkay-Disco Inferno Curry Man-Hensley001 Genichiro Tenryu-JokerJ Akira Taue-RX-78-2 KENTA-The Final Squaredown Stan Hansen-dsriggs Kensuke Sasaki-PKS Lou Thesz-Honsou Karl Gotch-Arthur Digby Stamp AJ Styles-Lotus Mitsuharu Misawa-heyguesswhatidid Low Ki-Andy Duke Jamal/Umaga-Spectacular Sean Stevens- Animal-Indigo Kenta Kobashi-pushkilla15 Giant Bernard-Photogenic Huss Bosh Mike Awesome-Void Andre The Giant-Godz Steve Corino-Brain Of J
Wolfmoon103100 is also in the league, but I couldn't nail down who he was. Also, Shinya Hashimoto is in the league, but I wasn;t sure who represented him off the top either (knowing my luck, probably Wolfmoon). And as always, I'm willing to add anyone else. I have a core group of guys who I'll use regularly, and some guys who will be special attractions, since I can't get everyone face time all the time. But I will use as many people as possible.
I'm also utilizing a new concept to determine positioning for the #1 contenders of the GJD and Badgerweight Titles. A tournament gauntlet match for 10 wrestlers for each belt. How the wrestlers finish determines where their seeding is, 10-1, with 1 being the #1 contender. I'll determine who will be in the matches, and in honor of Ric Flair, they will be called THE FLAIR FOR THE GOLD!
Thanks for everyone's attention. And please, feel free to correct me or add on to anything else. I have a hard time keeping track of the details of things sometimes.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Apr 10, 2008 22:03:30 GMT -5
Saw, Shinya Hashimoto, much like Jumbo Tsuruta, are free agents in the FPRL.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 10, 2008 22:05:14 GMT -5
Thanks Phil.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Apr 10, 2008 22:35:49 GMT -5
Since you're in charge, Saw, what's the limit on wrestlers one person can represent?
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