Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 13, 2008 18:08:32 GMT -5
Since the old thread is over 30 pages, I'm opening a new one.
Now, concerning the Eight-Man Battle Royal Championship, I will allow it to be defended in the FPR League, at the discretion of Mr. B Natural. I welcome an additional title and the influx of talent that will come with this ever-growing league.
So far, next week's card will consist of the Two Princes Championship Match between Lowkidozan and the Two Princes, Kimono Mutilation; Shinya Hashimoto defending his spot in the World Badgerweight Championship Tournament against Mad Man Pondo in a Steel Cage Match; Scott Hall and KENTA going at it in a Landmine Grudge Match; plus additional WBC Tournament matches.
And speaking of our champions, Vader and Antonio Inoki, I've decided that the two of you need to see some action. So next week, right here in the Fire Pro League, you will be defending your respective titles against random opponents! So get to training, because Monday will soon be upon us, and whomever your opponents may be, you'd better be ready!
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Mr T L Wolf
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He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 13, 2008 18:16:51 GMT -5
Well, as champion, I welcome any seven people that wish to group up and try to take this title from me. However, I refuse to defend the title this week, as I must train for Takeshi Morishima.
Also, OOC note 1, we'd have to consult with B Natural, but I feel as though the title should be defended in an elimination 8-man match, as it was decided in an elimination tournament.
OOC note 2, you should put the results of the tournament up and the remaining first round matches to streamline the process.
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Post by Ferrets? on Feb 13, 2008 18:38:45 GMT -5
Results and upcoming matches for the tournament so far:
Round One
Mitsuhara Misawa def. Yuji Nagata via stepover facelock at 14:29.
Dynamite Kid def. Masato Tanaka via superplex at 12:09.
Giant Bernard def. KENTA via Thesz Bernard Press at 13:40.
Shinya Hashimoto def. Madman Pondo in a steel cage re-match via Brainbuster DDT onto two baseball bats at 11:47.
Jumbo Tsuruta def. Juventud Guerrera via backdrop at 10:02.
Bryan Danielson def. Gary Albright via rollup at 17:55.
Kensuke Sasaki def. Curry Man via lariat at 14:10.
Low Ki def. Stan Hansen via Tiger Suplex at 13:34.
Karl Gotch def. Dr. Death Steve Williams via ORIGINAL German Suplex at 14:19.
The Predator def. Scott Hall via ManBearPig Buster at 15:46.
Takeshi Morishima def. Jushin "Thunder" Liger via Amaze Impact at 16:55.
Lou Thesz def. Jeff Jarrett via piledriver at 16:40.
Shinsuke Nakamura def. AJ Styles via mounted punches/referee stoppage at 21:58.
Bruiser Brody def. Sting via King Kong Kneedrop at 6:37.
Akira Taue def. Genichiro Tenryu via chokeslam at 11:58.
Kenta Kobashi def. Jamal via Burning Hammer at 8:58.
Round Two
Mitsuhara Misawa vs. Dynamite Kid
Giant Bernard vs. Shinya Hashimoto
Jumbo Tsuruta vs. Bryan Danielson
Kensuke Sasaki vs. Low Ki
Karl Gotch vs. The Predator
Takeshi Morishima vs. Lou Thesz
Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Bruiser Brody
Akira Taue vs. Kenta Kobashi
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 13, 2008 23:47:32 GMT -5
*Starts hitting lariats on slabs of beef to train for match against Liger*
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Post by Harmonica on Feb 13, 2008 23:49:52 GMT -5
Taue you stand no chance against Tenryu. You people want to know who else doesn't stand a chance...
Jumbo Tsuruta. I have some unfinished business with you.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 14, 2008 11:54:52 GMT -5
Kawada is on some serious training for the title defence. He's been practicing his kicks in the gym for hours, overnight even, and the poor staff member who tried to tell him he had to leave ended up getting a Dangerous DDT onto a weight rack.
Shinya is on....less serious training. He's hitting his head against corrugated steel to toughen it up for the cage.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Feb 14, 2008 12:04:24 GMT -5
Inoki shall slap the hell out of whoever dares to face him!
And as for Tsuruta, Genichiro is next on his list to get backdropped into the next century. First stop: Juvi Juice. Next stop: old man Tenryu!
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Post by Big BosskMan on Feb 14, 2008 12:04:38 GMT -5
In the Two Princes tourney, I had Vader and my partner was D'Lo (picked Spectacular Sean Stevens).
In the Ducky tourney, I had Kobashi and am keeping him for this. Now guess who I (Kobashi) am facing in the first round?
Jamal (picked by Spectacular Sean Stevens).
To you Jamal/Mr. Stevens, I say good luck and may the best man win.
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Mr T L Wolf
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He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 14, 2008 14:48:47 GMT -5
You'd best be training, Morishima. I ran a simulation on my FPWR and Liger won in 16:35.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 14, 2008 15:36:45 GMT -5
You'd best be training, Morishima. I ran a simulation on my FPWR and Liger won in 16:35. YOUR GAME IS DEFECTIVE! TAKE IT BACK NOW THERE IS NO OTHER CHOICE!!! |
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 14, 2008 16:00:45 GMT -5
Title history:
Great Job! Ducky Championship
Antonio Inoki: January 21, 2008-Present
World Badgerweight Championship
Vader: January 18, 2008-Present
Two Princes Tag-Team Championship
Lowkidozan (Low Ki & Rikidozan): February 6, 2008-February 7, 2008
Kimono Mutilation (Bryan Danielson & Toshiaki Kawada): February 7, 2008-Present
Mr. B Natural Championship
Katsu Nakajima: February 12, 2008-Present
Bloody Housewife Championship
Amazing Kong: February 26, 2008-Present
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 14, 2008 16:59:45 GMT -5
*locks all of his booze in a safe and starts training...for serious*
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 14, 2008 20:10:18 GMT -5
If "Morishima eats two Ligerbombs" means "defective", then I never want a correct copy.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 14, 2008 20:29:31 GMT -5
If "Morishima eats two Ligerbombs" means "defective", then I never want a correct copy. OK, you can keep it then. I would not want to deny you the ability to play the game while you're laid up in a hospital somewhere with a broken back. |
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Post by The Portable Stove on Feb 14, 2008 21:58:04 GMT -5
In the Two Princes tourney, I had Vader and my partner was D'Lo (picked Spectacular Sean Stevens). In the Ducky tourney, I had Kobashi and am keeping him for this. Now guess who I (Kobashi) am facing in the first round? Jamal (picked by Spectacular Sean Stevens). To you Jamal/Mr. Stevens, I say good luck and may the best man win. FO SAMOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...wait, no, I'm still Jamal. Aight, good luck to you too, man. *walks away and gives Kobashi/pushkilla15 "the look"* |
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Feb 14, 2008 22:18:21 GMT -5
The Father of Puroresu Rikidozan has grown tired of conventional means of training...plus he's running out of sparring partners with functioning limbs. Therefore, the Father has locked himself in a industrial strength freezer, much like heroes of many American situation comedies.
However, instead of flashing back to various past exploits or making Star Wars references, he is slowly chopping through every item in the -10F freezer. Shelves shattered, hooks bent straight, sides of beef thinly sliced into deli-grade luncheon meats. I think I heard a chicken scream, but the Father of Puroresu could just be smurfing with me. He has requested not to be let out, as he assures me he will eventually tear a hole through the door.
I do not envy the Two Princes.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 14, 2008 22:22:29 GMT -5
Taue you stand no chance against Tenryu. Yeah? Well put your money where your fists are, or something. Put up or shut up. |
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Mr T L Wolf
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He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 14, 2008 22:31:39 GMT -5
The Father of Puroresu Rikidozan has grown tired of conventional means of training...plus he's running out of sparring partners with functioning limbs. Therefore, the Father has locked himself in a industrial strength freezer, much like heroes of many American situation comedies. However, instead of flashing back to various past exploits or making Star Wars references, he is slowly chopping through every item in the -10F freezer. Shelves shattered, hooks bent straight, sides of beef thinly sliced into deli-grade luncheon meats. I think I heard a chicken scream, but the Father of Puroresu could just be smurfing with me. He has requested not to be let out, as he assures me he will eventually tear a hole through the door. I do not envy the Two Princes. Well, for 'Dozan's sake, I hope he doesn't run into the reanimated corpse of "Vampire" Freddie Blassie... Oh, and Morishima, you seem to enjoy talking a big game, but as I stated, Liger defeated you in an exhibition match. Could you be scared of the inevitable? |
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 15, 2008 12:50:29 GMT -5
The Father of Puroresu Rikidozan has grown tired of conventional means of training...plus he's running out of sparring partners with functioning limbs. Therefore, the Father has locked himself in a industrial strength freezer, much like heroes of many American situation comedies. However, instead of flashing back to various past exploits or making Star Wars references, he is slowly chopping through every item in the -10F freezer. Shelves shattered, hooks bent straight, sides of beef thinly sliced into deli-grade luncheon meats. I think I heard a chicken scream, but the Father of Puroresu could just be smurfing with me. He has requested not to be let out, as he assures me he will eventually tear a hole through the door. I do not envy the Two Princes. Kawada is not intimidated. The second Rikidozan gets through the door, Kawada will Gamengiri him so hard, that his head will end back up in the freezer, but his body won't. |
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Feb 15, 2008 13:48:12 GMT -5
The Father of Puroresu Rikidozan has grown tired of conventional means of training...plus he's running out of sparring partners with functioning limbs. Therefore, the Father has locked himself in a industrial strength freezer, much like heroes of many American situation comedies. However, instead of flashing back to various past exploits or making Star Wars references, he is slowly chopping through every item in the -10F freezer. Shelves shattered, hooks bent straight, sides of beef thinly sliced into deli-grade luncheon meats. I think I heard a chicken scream, but the Father of Puroresu could just be smurfing with me. He has requested not to be let out, as he assures me he will eventually tear a hole through the door. I do not envy the Two Princes. Kawada is not intimidated. The second Rikidozan gets through the door, Kawada will Gamengiri him so hard, that his head will end back up in the freezer, but his body won't. You are very confident. Rikidozan likes that, for it leads to overconfidence. |
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