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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 15, 2008 15:03:52 GMT -5
Kawada is not intimidated. The second Rikidozan gets through the door, Kawada will Gamengiri him so hard, that his head will end back up in the freezer, but his body won't. You are very confident. Rikidozan likes that, for it leads to overconfidence. Kawada will not succumb to arrogance. The man who MADE King's Road style is also humble. He shall make Rikidozan humble in the title match.
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Post by Rocket N. Nine on Feb 16, 2008 7:31:02 GMT -5
You are very confident. Rikidozan likes that, for it leads to overconfidence. Kawada will not succumb to arrogance. The man who MADE King's Road style is also humble. He shall make Rikidozan humble in the title match. As long as you don't mean it like the Iron Shiek does.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Feb 16, 2008 13:07:07 GMT -5
*Goes to the Scott Hall closed beer closer,opens it up and starts placing the bottles around Hall's locker room* COME ON YOU DRUNK GO AND DRINK MORE OF YOUR LIFE AWAY
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 16, 2008 23:18:36 GMT -5
*pokes head out*
How did you break into the safe?
*goes back to training*
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 17, 2008 23:31:35 GMT -5
Oh, because I have to prod at the coals of this, I ran a second simulation. With Criticals set to High, Liger hit two BRAINBUSTAAAAAAs on the apron, then a bit later hit a third to Critical Morishima.
Match time? SIX MINUTES FLAT.
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lotus
Hans Moleman
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Post by lotus on Feb 18, 2008 0:17:33 GMT -5
with Shinsuke's recent success of unifying two titles and my success of well... marrying another man's wife... I like my chances a whole lot more. As for Sting, That's not the Sting I knew. He would have been game to take on two big blubbering behemoths such as Hansen and Brody and still be in shape to wrestle in his tournament match. Alas, age must be creeping up on the ol' Stinger for him to have fallen this far.
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dsriggs
Samurai Cop
PHOTOBUCKET!!!!!!!!
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Post by dsriggs on Feb 18, 2008 5:40:44 GMT -5
two big blubbering behemoths such as Hansen and Brody Wow! I never knew they still made hicks that stupid, but the proof's there, ain't it? Remember what happened in our match?? Oh yeah, that's right... WESTERN. LARIAT....and you should know by now what happens when the Lariat runs wild. People get hurt! And speaking of hurt, on to Low Key, or Loh Kee, or Ki Lo or what ever the hell he wants to call himself. I've been beating Japanese men into bloody pulps for thirty years, so there's gonna be NO PROBLEM in taking out a little bonsai Japanese man in round one! Seriously, you're just a squatty little Yankee, but you want to be Japanese SOOOOOO BAAAAAAD you changed your name, tattoed goofy crap on your arm and copied your heroes move-for-move from their tapes. ...problem is that whenever your heroes met me... they got the Lariat! ...so what chance does some little Puroresu wannabe have?
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Feb 18, 2008 11:29:50 GMT -5
*Drags an old woman into Scott Hall's locker room*
Hey Scotty you know who this old cow is, yeh shes the skank that gave birth to you. Now I, KENTA, don't mean to cause this old bat any problems but I thought she might like to see what her scumbag of a son likes to do.
*opens the safe to show all the bottles of achochal and then shows Mrs Hall pictures of Scott drunk*
YOUR SONS A NO GOOD ALCHOLIC AND WHEN IN THE LANDMINE DEATHMATCH I BLOW HIM UP INTO PIECES THIS WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE. Now Scotty just to show you what will happen to you in our match
*Grabs Mrs Hall, places her onto his shoulders and lands a sickening Go 2 Sleep. KENTA grabs the bottles and starts pouring the drink down the uncounsious old lady's throught*
SCOTT HALL, I WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL CRYING TO YOUR NOW COMA INDUCED MOTHER. Hey shes a alcholic, like mother like daughter
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Feb 18, 2008 11:44:51 GMT -5
*Storms into Moenetts office* I lost by a fluke last week and in one weeks time i want a match with that damn Juvi Gurrera and im gonna suplex him to hell.
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 18, 2008 15:36:18 GMT -5
*Drags an old woman into Scott Hall's locker room* Hey Scotty you know who this old cow is, yeh shes the skank that gave birth to you. Now I, KENTA, don't mean to cause this old bat any problems but I thought she might like to see what her scumbag of a son likes to do. *opens the safe to show all the bottles of achochal and then shows Mrs Hall pictures of Scott drunk* YOUR SONS A NO GOOD ALCHOLIC AND WHEN IN THE LANDMINE DEATHMATCH I BLOW HIM UP INTO PIECES THIS WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE. Now Scotty just to show you what will happen to you in our match *Grabs Mrs Hall, places her onto his shoulders and lands a sickening Go 2 Sleep. KENTA grabs the bottles and starts pouring the drink down the uncounsious old lady's throught* SCOTT HALL, I WILL DESTROY YOU AND SEND YOU TO THE HOSPITAL CRYING TO YOUR NOW COMA INDUCED MOTHER. Hey shes a alcholic, like mother like daughter Once again, how did you get in my safe? Weaksauce. *no sells everything and continues to work*
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 18, 2008 15:54:16 GMT -5
Once again, how did you get in my safe? Weaksauce. *no sells everything and continues to work* Toshiaki Kawada would like to buy a bottle of weaksauce. He is curious as to what it is.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
Posts: 5,319
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Feb 18, 2008 17:58:09 GMT -5
This league never fails to entertain.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 18, 2008 18:01:11 GMT -5
There's going to be a bit of a delay with this week's card. Hopefully I'll get the results posted tomorrow.
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 18, 2008 18:32:02 GMT -5
There's going to be a bit of a delay with this week's card. Hopefully I'll get the results posted tomorrow. Quickly, before Square and Pilot kill each other.
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Post by samachine on Feb 18, 2008 18:56:15 GMT -5
Once again, how did you get in my safe? Weaksauce. *no sells everything and continues to work* Toshiaki Kawada would like to buy a bottle of weaksauce. He is curious as to what it is. Close your eyes and open your mouth and he can have some
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 19, 2008 10:30:21 GMT -5
Toshiaki Kawada would like to buy a bottle of weaksauce. He is curious as to what it is. Close your eyes and open your mouth and he can have some NO! You would go from being Monster K to being Monster Gay!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 19, 2008 10:58:08 GMT -5
Close your eyes and open your mouth and he can have some NO! You would go from being Monster K to being Monster Gay! *Slips on kimono and dances flirtatiously* What? You remember my time in HUSTLE. Just about all of us had a Pat Patterson experience with hard Gay at some point. Why else are we called Kimono Mutilation? *sees cameras rolling, rips off kimono and throws it away* Erm....I mean, I am Kawada! I am DANGEROUS!!!! I KILL LOWKIDOZAN! YEAH!!! *Waits for cameras to pan away, surruptiously picks up kimono.*
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 19, 2008 11:07:53 GMT -5
There's going to be a bit of a delay with this week's card. Hopefully I'll get the results posted tomorrow. Quickly, before Square and Pilot kill each other. He's trying to kill me, I'm just humoring him ;D
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Feb 19, 2008 17:08:12 GMT -5
Would anyone like to play Stratego? I have Stratego.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 19, 2008 17:18:00 GMT -5
Would anyone like to play Stratego? I have Stratego. IN A FIFTEEN FOOT STEEL CAGE!!!
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