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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Mar 13, 2008 0:51:13 GMT -5
Okay, after seeing these things pop up daily for about the last 7 or 8 months, I'm sure many of you are as sick of these topics as I am. In my opinion, they waste valuable space in this forum where we could have otherwise productive discussion.
Therefore, I have created this thread. Knock yourself out. Point out every mention of the name "Chris Benoit" on any WWE medium, be it their website, DVDs, or whatever. Play a fun game of "Where's Benoit?" on WWE.com. Or even point out where they intentionally omitted his name. Whatever it is, please stop clogging up the forum and use this thread.
Mods, go ahead and delete this thread if it's not to your liking. You'll be met with no resistance from me. I just thought it'd be a good idea for people who just HAVE to point out every time Chris Benoit gets mentioned or omitted by the WWE.
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Post by alfusmaximus on Mar 13, 2008 1:27:44 GMT -5
chris benoit
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Post by macdaddysquid on Mar 13, 2008 1:28:48 GMT -5
OMG somone mentioned Benoit? |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Mar 13, 2008 1:32:07 GMT -5
?tioneB sirhC
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Post by b34rk47 on Mar 13, 2008 1:33:48 GMT -5
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Post by macdaddysquid on Mar 13, 2008 1:36:47 GMT -5
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Post by b34rk47 on Mar 13, 2008 1:39:36 GMT -5
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Post by damna on Mar 13, 2008 2:08:50 GMT -5
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Post by macdaddysquid on Mar 13, 2008 2:10:57 GMT -5
That mean nowhere? If so I am tempted to post some Boondock Saints refrences. |
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Mar 13, 2008 2:19:13 GMT -5
If this does get locked/removed, I can't say I didn't try..
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Post by macdaddysquid on Mar 13, 2008 2:25:36 GMT -5
LOL, I am a thread killer
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 13, 2008 8:48:22 GMT -5
A FEW FACTS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS CHRIS BENOIT
(EDIT: Just trying to lighten things up... not trying to be disrespectful.... I did in fact leave out Norris facts about killing for that very reason... thank you drive thru)
Chris Benoit can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chris Benoit once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chris Benoit doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chris Benoit out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Chris Benoit, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chris Benoit has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Chris Benoit what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chris Benoit drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Chris Benoit sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chris Benoit has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chris Benoit' fist.
Chris Benoit invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
CNN was originally created as the "Chris Benoit Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Chris Benoit is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chris Benoit and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chris Benoit will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
If you spell Chris Benoit in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chris Benoit originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Benoit replied, "That's no glitch."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 13, 2008 9:07:09 GMT -5
WWE admits confirming not denying not NOT mentioning Benoit today.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 13, 2008 9:25:04 GMT -5
Crispin Wah?
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Post by Mecca on Mar 13, 2008 9:31:46 GMT -5
Hey you, get your damn hands off her! |
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Post by Mac on Mar 13, 2008 10:10:17 GMT -5
Whoa whoa whoa... too soon. |
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Post by Celgress on Mar 13, 2008 10:14:59 GMT -5
Okay, after seeing these things pop up daily for about the last 7 or 8 months, I'm sure many of you are as sick of these topics as I am. In my opinion, they waste valuable space in this forum where we could have otherwise productive discussion. Therefore, I have created this thread. Knock yourself out. Point out every mention of the name "Chris Benoit" on any WWE medium, be it their website, DVDs, or whatever. Play a fun game of "Where's Benoit?" on WWE.com. Or even point out where they intentionally omitted his name. Whatever it is, please stop clogging up the forum and use this thread. Mods, go ahead and delete this thread if it's not to your liking. You'll be met with no resistance from me. I just thought it'd be a good idea for people who just HAVE to point out every time Chris Benoit gets mentioned or omitted by the WWE. LMAO  |
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Post by Hanzo on Mar 13, 2008 10:15:27 GMT -5
In all seriousness, what's with the Chris Benoit/Hardcore Holly stuff? I missed out on that.
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Finally, I'm back! *crickets chirping*
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Post by RobFRules on Mar 13, 2008 10:37:51 GMT -5
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Why do wrestlers think that inernet fans don't get laid? anyone wanna cyber?
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Post by cart on Mar 13, 2008 10:39:04 GMT -5
who's this Chris Benoit character???
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