Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 22, 2008 17:41:26 GMT -5
I can't help but laugh at the way WWE has consistently tried to make John Cena out to be some sort of teen heartthrob. They have shown us his love scenes from The Marine with his co-star saying he is a great kisser. They have had him refer to "spearing Britney." And they have had members of the "RAW fan nation" talking about wanting to smear oil on him. But yet I know several girls who say they think Cena is the ugliest man this side of Jim Varney. In fact, one lady-friend of mine said "you see the faces he makes in the ring? can you imagine the faces he makes when he's about to blow?"
So I ask you ladies of the IWC boards, wherever you are, to please cash in your opinion here? Would you let Cena five-knuckle-shuffle his way into your bed? Or would you rather take a stink-face from Rikishi after a heavy meal of White Castle burgers?
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Mar 22, 2008 17:48:04 GMT -5
why are we limiting this to ladies?
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Post by norbac on Mar 22, 2008 17:49:50 GMT -5
why are we limiting this to ladies? Yeah, I'd "suck it". |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2008 17:50:45 GMT -5
Not even if I were the last woman on Earth. ;D
Besides, if I happened to be the last woman on Earth, I think I'd have better options than him. And I ain't even a chick!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2008 18:06:45 GMT -5
Hell I'd do it then I'd sell my story to the press then I'd post on these forums about John Cena holding me down  |
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Post by seano on Mar 22, 2008 18:47:48 GMT -5
......considering he's Super-Cena, would the ladies even wanna take the risk given the theorized effects of Super-sperm?
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BIG DUNC
Trap-Jaw
Wrestlecrap's #1 duncan Ferguson Mark
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Post by BIG DUNC on Mar 22, 2008 18:50:48 GMT -5
lol at the fact that no women have voted yet.
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Nuka Cola
Team Rocket
Sealed with a kiss
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Post by Nuka Cola on Mar 22, 2008 19:06:45 GMT -5
Hey i'm the first girl to vote......anyway the thing with Cena is sometimes he's good looking, yet others he's ugly esp when he's pulling his angry face and making poop jokes etc. I voted the insane drinking binge option tho i guess it depends  |
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La Plus Heureuse
Trap-Jaw
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Mar 22, 2008 19:26:12 GMT -5
Not if I were the last woman on earth.
While Cena's not repulsive, he's also very much not my type.
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Mar 22, 2008 19:43:35 GMT -5
I voted the insane drinking binge option tho i guess it depends LMAO  BTW Seeing as I'm not gay; I voted for Snitsky (love how he is always a choice in roughly 80% of polls) LOL |
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Triple Kelly
Vegeta
Not once, twice, but three times a Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Mar 22, 2008 20:10:59 GMT -5
No f***ing way. He looks like a cro-magnon neanderthal with that damn brow. And the Vanilla Ice/Marky Mark gimmick doesn't do a damn thing for me. And the unbeatable Superman push is stupid. Not my type at all. But then again, I'm REAL picky. Also, I'm not a 10 year old girl.
But this is just my opinion. Anyone who wants him can have him.
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Post by samachine on Mar 22, 2008 20:13:01 GMT -5
It's so weird... He looks completely normal out of the ring, but like a monkey in-ring.
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greeby
Hank Scorpio
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Post by greeby on Mar 22, 2008 20:13:32 GMT -5
No f***ing way. He looks like a cro-magnon neanderthal with that damn brow. And the Vanilla Ice/Marky Mark gimmick doesn't do a damn thing for me. And the unbeatable Superman push is stupid. Not my type at all. But then again, I'm REAL picky. Also, I'm not a 10 year old girl. But this is just my opinion. Anyone who wants him can have him. Have I mentioned lately that I love a woman who speaks her mind? |
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 22, 2008 20:22:00 GMT -5
Interesting responses so far. Just about every woman I know always talks about how hot he is whenever he's on TV or wrestling is mentioned in conversation.
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Mar 22, 2008 20:24:30 GMT -5
Female smarks are still smarks. That's good to know.
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Post by Steve Corino Mark on Mar 22, 2008 20:24:31 GMT -5
I'm a hetrosexual male, and if we were both non-heterosexual men then you bet your ass.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Mar 22, 2008 20:28:54 GMT -5
I wonder if the woman in MaxxAwesome's signature would do Cena?
Then he could brag to his buddies that he "overcame the odds" and slept with her.
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Post by phenomphan on Mar 22, 2008 20:35:50 GMT -5
Wow, am I the only girl that's said yes so far? I agree he can make some very unappealing faces at times, but for the most part I think he's hot. I would.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Mar 22, 2008 20:36:48 GMT -5
John Cena should do commercials for Ex-Lax or something.
Half of his faces look like he's constipated. Poor guy. Maybe he just needs more fiber in his diet.
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Post by JerichoRose on Mar 22, 2008 21:55:54 GMT -5
A thousand horrible, screaming NOOOOOOOs....
....where's that option?
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