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Post by Pagan Warrior on Mar 25, 2008 6:20:04 GMT -5
The worst way... a returning Hornswoggle pinning him? Can't think of anything else right now.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Mar 25, 2008 6:26:59 GMT -5
The worst way... a returning Hornswoggle pinning him? Dont even joke like that.
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Post by Mac on Mar 25, 2008 6:49:10 GMT -5
Worst way? Simple
Flair and Michaels wrestle for 10 minutes back and forth and then Flair craps his pants, a giant wet black stain on the back of his trucks gives way to butt juice running down his leg. Both wrestlers look around all unsure of what to do. HBK just shakes his head at Flair and lair starts trying to fight back tears. HBK Super Kicks him and puts one foot on Flairs chest for the win. "NO CHANCE" cues up and Vince McMahon comes down to the ring. HBK feigns like he's going to attack Vince but instead Superkicks Flair as he tries to return to his feet. Vince and Shawn hug and Vince gets on the mic "Look.. LOOK AT YOU.. blood..and and FECES!!! You're a disgrace.. 35 years, over 35 years you've wrestled and now you're an ancient diahrea covered relic.. and it pleases me to say.. YOU'RE....well not yet. Shawn cuff him, CUFF HIS ASS TO THE ROPES" Flair gets handcuffed to the corner and Rikishi makes his WWE return giving Flair the stinkface in the corner followed by the return of X Pac who gives Flair the Bronco Buster in the corner, followed by HOFer Mae Young who Granny Busters him in the corner. Then the return of Cryme Tyme as they come out and start hocking all of Flair's merchandise, Liver Pills, Ensure, False Teeth.
Vince then gets on the mic and says YOUR FIRED and kicks Flair in the groin as "NO CHANCE" plays and Flair is carted out.
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Mar 25, 2008 8:19:04 GMT -5
Imagine if you will at Wrestlemania, Ric Flair comes down to the ring with great intensity and fire. Shawn Michaels then comes down as well showing great vigor, basically both look ready to put on a 5 star classic. Anyway, The bell rings, and Flair walks toward Michaels ready to either punch or grapple him...[glow=red,2,300]and Boom[/glow]...SuperKick!!! 1 2 3...Flair is down, and Michaels covers him, and wins the match. That would be the greatest thing ever. Wait, let me finish... after a few minutes (the crowd almost riots) the ref declares that the bell hasn't been rung yet and restarts the match. And THEN we get a 15-minute classic (no, not much longer than that please) where flair gives his best but loses in the end and we all have a memorable **** match followed by a tearful goodbye speech by Flair. That shock before the actual match would just make everything more interesting. Let this forum book Wrestlemania, Vince!!!1one
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Post by PTBartman on Mar 25, 2008 8:33:39 GMT -5
Flair loses when the Black Scorpion makes a run-in and costs him the match. And pulls off his mask to reveal... Ric Flair! And then the Ric Flair in the match pulls off his mask to reveal... Eric Bischoff! "Did somebody say THREE MINUTES?!" Then 3 Minute Warning run down and squash both Flair and Michaels. The end. "I would have won this match if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 25, 2008 8:36:13 GMT -5
Flair loses the match, then Cryme Tyme make a surprise return and auctions off Flair's underwear to the crowd.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Mar 25, 2008 9:10:48 GMT -5
Ric gets the Bret Heart screwjob and spells the letters "T-N-A" in the air with his finger
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 25, 2008 9:16:15 GMT -5
I don't know the particulars but I'm seeing Reed Flair putting Ric in the figure four while David pees on his head.
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Post by chiefdom on Mar 25, 2008 9:21:57 GMT -5
The dirtiest player in the game getting caught and being DQ'd... thus ending his career... that would probably not go over real well
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Post by seano on Mar 25, 2008 9:23:00 GMT -5
I still say the real kicker would have been Vince McMahon declaring it a crybaby match. So Ric Flair loses, and gets put in a Daiper and big baby bonnet. Then Snitsky comes out, puts Ric over his knee and spanks him. Thus ending the professional wrestling/sports entertainment business forever.
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Post by Splinter on Mar 25, 2008 9:37:19 GMT -5
FINGERPOKE OF DOOM!
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Post by acressl on Mar 25, 2008 9:38:31 GMT -5
He slips and breaks his hip on the entrance ramp on the way to his final match at Wrestlemania and cannot continue.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Mar 25, 2008 9:58:01 GMT -5
you're an ancient diahrea covered relic.. Which is Ciler Derevoc Aerhaid Tneicna spelled backwards. Which is a hidden message for "Killer Deer Ewok Air Raid TNA Icon". Which means that TNA Icon AJ Styles and Air Paris (Air Raid) will come out at Wrestlemania disguised as a Reindeer and an Ewok to kill Flair. Book it, Vince! ...RUSSO!!!
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Post by Palatial Regalia on Mar 25, 2008 10:32:07 GMT -5
David Flair (isnt he state trooper or something like that now?) busts Ric Flair on a road rage incident. Edge gets it on tape.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Mar 25, 2008 10:41:38 GMT -5
he is hit by a white hummer in the back before the match.. the fake ecw doctor checks him out and says he cant wrestle the match, so instead we'll have the brooklyn brawler vs shawn michaels
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Mar 25, 2008 10:53:41 GMT -5
Imagine if you will at Wrestlemania, Ric Flair comes down to the ring with great intensity and fire. Shawn Michaels then comes down as well showing great vigor, basically both look ready to put on a 5 star classic. Anyway, The bell rings, and Flair walks toward Michaels ready to either punch or grapple him...[glow=red,2,300]and Boom[/glow]...SuperKick!!! 1 2 3...Flair is down, and Michaels covers him, and wins the match. It would be very similar to what Michaels did to Mike Knox of all people awhile back. That I think would be the ultimate buzzkill, wouldn't you agree. Although I would find it strangely hilarious, I tend to laugh at pointless swerves. Either way...I am new here...and I just wanted to post something I thought would be interesting. How would you react if this happened? It'd be the biggest slap to the fans' faces since the certain "job" that Shawn did a number of years ago that I'm not going to bring up here. I don't think he'd do something that "phoned in" at this stage in his career. My reaction? I'd lose my smile.
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Mar 25, 2008 10:58:20 GMT -5
Flair loses when the Black Scorpion makes a run-in and costs him the match. And pulls off his mask to reveal... Ric Flair! And then the Ric Flair in the match pulls off his mask to reveal... Eric Bischoff! "Did somebody say THREE MINUTES?!" Then 3 Minute Warning run down and squash both Flair and Michaels. The end. Or just have Rico come down and squash Flair like he did in 2002.
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Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Mar 25, 2008 11:00:53 GMT -5
Shawn puts him in the Sharpshooter.
Orlando Screwjob.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Mar 25, 2008 11:11:50 GMT -5
the match is reduced to a backstage reinactment of "Old Yeller" where Ric Flair is walking around on all fours barking and Michaels puts him out of his misery..
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Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Mar 25, 2008 11:12:59 GMT -5
the match is reduced to a backstage reinactment of "Old Yeller" where Ric Flair is walking around on all fours barking and Michaels puts him out of his misery.. I think this wins.
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