La Plus Heureuse
Trap-Jaw
Everyone's just laughing at me. I hate it. Big breasts, big ass, big deal; can't I be anything else?
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Post by La Plus Heureuse on Mar 26, 2008 12:48:23 GMT -5
I'd hate it, just because I don't like the idea of Shawn being the one to put Ric out, anyway. I want it to be someone new, like Kennedy, MVP, or Punk.
But...I'd have to say...that would be a GREAT swerve.
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Post by Son of Abyss on Mar 26, 2008 13:01:57 GMT -5
The WORST way for Flair to go out would be Murder-Suicide.
EDIT:Someone beat me to it.
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Post by SBYM (Heel Turn) on Mar 26, 2008 13:07:54 GMT -5
Have Flair come out and get his ass kicked for 30 minutes. And just as he starts to build a but of momentum, have Arn come out and hit 'im with the Spinebuster, which will be perfectly timed with Cena also running in and diving off the top rope, landing on Flair and making him tap out with the STFU as Michael Cole screams nigh-orgasmically "YES THIS WAY!" Then have McMahon come out and for no reason introduce Paul Heyman, and just as soon make him join the Kiss My Ass Club 14 times in a row, in HD!
Afterwards, Flair gets up and does the Flair Flop for 9 and one half minutes while wearing a Benoit T-Shirt. (I'd actually mark for that however)
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 27, 2008 0:02:43 GMT -5
How about...
"RING THE BELL! RING THE f***ING BELL!"
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Mar 27, 2008 0:06:31 GMT -5
naked
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Post by casualobserver on Mar 27, 2008 0:09:32 GMT -5
HBK before stripping Flair of his tights and boots: "Guess ya won't be needin' these anymore."
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zombrad
Trap-Jaw
The WoodShed.....
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Post by zombrad on Mar 27, 2008 2:43:43 GMT -5
....if David Arquette replaced an inexplicably absent Shawn Michaels and ends Flair's career.....then gets a microphone and says, "Hey everyone.....I'm sure Ready to Rumble might be on DVD.....maybe, and it's probably cheap as hell."
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Mar 27, 2008 3:07:46 GMT -5
HBK before stripping Flair of his tights and boots: "Guess ya won't be needin' these anymore." If it was Kane he would have at least made sure he was wearing underwear. This match is wasted on Shawn.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Mar 27, 2008 3:17:49 GMT -5
flair and shawn michaels loser experiment. this match will be long and i will watch else. shawn michaels is no cowboy and ric flair looks like frostbite red all the time and its not even cold. Am I the only one that thinks she looks actually kinda hot there?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 27, 2008 3:22:00 GMT -5
HBK wins, they hug and then Cena comes out and extends his hand to Flair's hands. Then Cena huks up Flair and gives him the FU. Then Cena celebrates in the ring with his music. And then the Queen of England who is sitting ringside stands up and says into the microphone:
'I hear by declare that one Jonathon Cena be crowned the King Of The England and that Ric Flair for his poor display will be executed at dawn'
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
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Post by damna on Mar 27, 2008 3:23:42 GMT -5
HBK wins, they hug and then Cena comes out and extends his hand to Flair's hands. Then Cena huks up Flair and gives him the FU. Then Cena celebrates in the ring with his music. And then the Queen of England who is sitting ringside stands up and says into the microphone: 'I hear by declare that one Jonathon Cena be crowned the King Of The England and that Ric Flair for his poor display will be executed at dawn'...by you-manga and triple heche!
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Post by skiller on Mar 27, 2008 3:48:59 GMT -5
Shot out of a cannon.
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Post by MysteryPartner on Mar 27, 2008 7:41:50 GMT -5
a crazy fan runs in the ring ruining the match
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Mar 27, 2008 7:48:17 GMT -5
Am I the only one that thinks she looks actually kinda hot there? In that pic,she sorta looks like Kato Kaelin.
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Post by seano on Mar 27, 2008 7:53:51 GMT -5
a crazy fan runs in the ring rolls up Flair and the ref counts 3. Fixed.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Mar 27, 2008 13:21:22 GMT -5
the match is reduced to a backstage reinactment of "Old Yeller" where Ric Flair is walking around on all fours barking and Michaels puts him out of his misery.. I think this wins. ::laughing uncontrollably at work:: WINNER.
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Mar 27, 2008 13:53:05 GMT -5
Knowing this could very well be his last time in the ring Flair looks around the arena and soaks in the fans adulation. In the front row there is a group of fans bowing towards him as if to say "We're not worthy". Moved by their respect, Flair turns his back on Shawn. He points at the fans and then makes a bowing motion of his own. A supreme act of humility. Flair turns back around to Shawn and....
FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN!
The bell rings as Flair grimaces in pain and while holding his crotch crumbles to the ground. Shawn makes the cover,
1,2,3!
*ding-ding-ding*
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Post by MysteryPartner on Mar 27, 2008 14:00:51 GMT -5
the crowd chants "Change the Channel!" for the entirety of the match
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Post by nastard on Mar 27, 2008 14:03:35 GMT -5
Flair wins a long and epic battle against HBK. During Flair's celebration in the ring, Kennedy cashes in his money in the bank briefcase for the NWA championship belt Flair brought to the ring with him last raw (Yes, I know. Stipulations wouldn't allow this but I wouldn't put it past a last second rule change). Kennedy sneaks up behind Flair, rolls him up, 1-2-3, bye Flair.
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Mac on Mar 27, 2008 14:08:08 GMT -5
The match is suppose to go on first.. HBK comes down to the ring. Flair's music hits, nothing. They go backstage to Mike Adamle whos standing outside the men's room. Flair has gargantuan diahrrea. They hold off on the match. During the next couple of matches they keep going back to a camera focused ont he closed door to the toilet to check on Flair.
HBK comes out again. And again Flair no sells his ring intro. HBk has had enough and goes back and convinces Vince to make it a falls count anywhere match. Vince agrees and Shawn breaks down the door and Superkicks Flair while still on the toilet. Flair loses on the toilet and is never mentioned again.
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