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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 3, 2008 15:22:51 GMT -5
Shoot match w/ Kimbo Slice at wrestlemania. The next night on Raw, we get to see hogan getting his eye put back in his head, giving a thumbs up. Followed by a tag match of Cade and Murdoch vs Cryme Tyme.
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Post by mikedh on Apr 3, 2008 15:28:26 GMT -5
Hogan does not have very many superstar friends in the industry. They could do a tribute and have The Nasty Boys, Edge, Jimmy Hart, Beefcake, Bobby Hennan, Big Show, Horce Hogan, Haku, The Honkeytonk Man, and John Cena. But I can't think ofthat many other people that are still alive that like him.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Apr 3, 2008 15:50:40 GMT -5
Hogan Vs. Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania
Hogan is booked to win, but after the legdrop Angle just stands up, smiles and says: "O Rly? I'm gonna show you a REAL REAL AMERICAN" and starts shooting on Hogan like crazy until Hogan cries in pain. Hogan is left unconscious and Angle pulls down Hogan's trunks and sticks a pole with an American flag up his ass.
The next Monday Night on Raw: 3-way live sex celebration with Angle, Tomko and AJ Styles on Brooke Hogan
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Apr 3, 2008 15:59:07 GMT -5
Edge locks him in a cupboard, anally rapes him, and then reads him a poem about how he "stole his innocence".
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 3, 2008 17:22:52 GMT -5
Hogan has a grueling match at Wrestlemania with Mae Young where the two of them have to wear diapers. He loses and then accidentally poops himself and is dragged kicking and screaming from the ring by a host WWE superstars who then hose him off in the parking lot and watch him as he's swept away by a clown with a pushbroom, and finally he washes down the gutter into an open sewer hole.
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Mark4HBK
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Post by Mark4HBK on Apr 3, 2008 17:27:41 GMT -5
Hogan is forced into a "loser must retire" match.
Jobs clean to Hornswoggle in a 30-second squash.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 3, 2008 17:31:12 GMT -5
Have him lose clean to Colin Delaney, and then make Linda Hogan kick him in the nuts while Brooke sings "na na na na hey hey goodbye". Then Undertaker drags him out of the arena with his bike again, just cos that was so funny.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2008 17:31:59 GMT -5
Kane removes Hogan's tights and boots, burning them and absorbing the "Spirit" of Hulk Hogan, before dressing him in a suit and sending him off.
;D
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Post by destrucity on Apr 3, 2008 19:08:22 GMT -5
Hulk vs. The Iron Sheik ending with Sheik humbling the Hulkster
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 3, 2008 19:15:52 GMT -5
Hogan comes back for his "farewell tour." Over the course of several weeks, he defeats champion after champion until he holds every title in the company, including the tag belts by himself. He then enters a feud with the "Evil Stinky Super Powers" of Big Show, Batista and Undertaker, who try to "kill Hulkamania forever" by bringing a "Hulkamaniac" in from the audience each week and threatening to beat the fan up. This always brings out Hogan to clear the ring and save the fan. It happens over and over again, the same way, for two months.
Finally, it builds to a "Career Cage Challenge" on PPV, where Hogan defends all of his title belts in a handicap match against the three enemies, with the stipulation that if he doesn't win, he retires. (It's never explained how the belts would be divided among the opponents if they win.) Two minutes into the match, Hogan avoids all three men's finishers, then ties Show, Batista and Taker to the bars of the cage using a a torn-up Hulkamania shirt, a bandana and a weightlifter's belt, respectively. He wins the match by pinning Carlito, who wasn't an actual participant but ran in to interfere.
During the postmatch posedown, the "general manager" Ted DiBiase, who paid off the real GM, comes down and says Hogan didn't "read the fine print" (it's never explained what that means), and therefore Hogan failed to win and must retire. Hogan is upset by the news and sends DiBiase tumbling out of the ring with an atomic drop.
The next night on Raw, Hogan has an in-ring farewell party that lasts the entire show. Jimmy Hart's Wrestling Boot Traveling Band plays several numbers. Donald Trump shows up and poses with Hogan. A long video montage is shown of Hogan's film roles.
At the end of the show, the entire McMahon family comes out and says the wrestling industry owes everything to Hogan, and Vince decides to retire all of the belts, except for the WWE title, which will now be known as the Hulkster Heavyweight Championship. Hogan is inducted into the Hall of Fame on the spot, with a Randy Savage impersonator giving the induction speech. Andre the Giant's picture is shown on the TitanTron, and Hogan points to heaven and does the gorilla press motion. Brooke Hogan comes out to sing a "farewell" song, as Hogan gets on a Harley and rides it around ringside several times before disappearing up the ramp forever.
He comes back for two encore posedowns.
Three months later, they announce Hogan's "comeback" for a match with Umaga.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 3, 2008 19:24:15 GMT -5
Hulk vs. The Iron Sheik ending with Sheik humbling the Hulkster With the Ultimate Warrior as the guest referee.
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metylerca
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Post by metylerca on Apr 3, 2008 19:32:34 GMT -5
It could go like this: Kane and Hulk Hogan start the match out normally, and Kane defeats Hulk Hogan. After that, Kane removes Hogan's trunks and boots (Hulkster could have underwear under the trunks), then Kane gives Hogan some biker clothes to put on, then Kane burns Hogan's weight belts, feather boas, trunks, and boots in a metal barrel. Sound like an idea? The sad part is people would think this would work in a number of scenarios such as: -Ric Flair's sendoff -Undertaker's sendoff -Vince's sendoff -Mae Young's sendoff -ECT.... But as for me... Hogan goes out and many think he'll have an *epic* 20 minute match against Cena, but gets blown up only 3 minutes into the match. Cena grabs Hulk and has him in a sleeper hold for 16 minutes, but Hogan powers out, Big Boot! Legdrop! Pin... 1.....2.... 3! Hogan retires with the belt and uses the last 39 minutes of Wrestlemania posing.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Apr 4, 2008 2:08:10 GMT -5
An Undertaker vs. Hogan match where Undertaker is given express orders " Stiff the f*** outta him!
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 4, 2008 3:25:45 GMT -5
Bring him on TV and claim it's for a retirement speech, then ask him live on the air how he feels about his wife leaving him and his son going to prison.
Wait.... that'd be awesome.
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Apr 4, 2008 3:48:08 GMT -5
I think he got about the worst there was at KOTR 93.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Apr 4, 2008 8:47:19 GMT -5
hogan annoucnes he'll fight in a "loser must retire match at wrestlemania against hornswaggle. the match consists of hogan having horny in a bodyscissors for 2 hours before horny just pushes hogans legs open, bites his testes off and pins him. next night on raw, hogan's talking when edge storms the ring, mic in hand. "you know hulk, i used to idolize you, but now i realise you're just a bald, sexually inadequate, used teabag. but i know one hogan that idolizes me. you see, last night i was in bed with linda, and she was screaming more than when you got boned by the sheik, and i said to her "wow, linda, you're great at this. i'd even say you were as good as your daughter!"". at this point hogan goes mental, but is restrained by a naked big daddy v. vince then jumps into the ring, nude for the waist down, and makes hulk kiss his ass, while hogan's family look on. then, mae young, big dick johnson, naked mideon, rikishi, a naked chyna, heidenrape, hardgay and the bastion booger get into the ring and all pin him, before taking it in turns to defecate on hogan, as streamers and fireworks come from the ceiling.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 4, 2008 9:03:39 GMT -5
Hogan must face a mystery opponent at Wrestlemania. It's Kevin Nash. Nash puts a finger on him, and Hogan dramatically falls over, Nash covers him to end his career. Vince comes out with a briefcase full of 50 Million dollars and pays Hogan one bill at a time in the middle of the ring amidst a chorus of boos and trash being thrown their way. The next day, Hogan buys TNA.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Apr 4, 2008 9:25:13 GMT -5
Hogan tells everyone's he gonna retire, and actually does. No pose off or nothing lol.
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 4, 2008 12:26:27 GMT -5
Hogan shows up in the middle of a HHH promo and says "I'm done wrestling. See you on NBC, brother!" And then the show continues like nothing had happened.
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Post by metylerca on Apr 4, 2008 12:42:44 GMT -5
Hogan goes to TNA.
Hogan wins the TNA World Championship.
Hogan bashes WWE on the said programming.
While bashing WWE he tears his meniscus.
Hogan never wrestles again.
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