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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Apr 3, 2008 12:44:13 GMT -5
Ok, well most people can agree that Hogan has one of the biggest egos in the business. Say you're put Charles in charge of his sendoff show (a la HHH). Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Put together the worst sendoff one can imagine. This message will self-destruct faster than Batista botches a move.  |
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 3, 2008 12:48:07 GMT -5
I think the one he's doing right now is the worse. You know? The neverending kind.
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Post by Steveweiser on Apr 3, 2008 12:48:36 GMT -5
Cryme Tyme sell off his panties.
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Post by BlackJackRobby on Apr 3, 2008 12:55:58 GMT -5
Yeah there is definatly no reason to think of this, because he is doing it to himself right now.
I'm happy as hell he beat Shawn and Randy, but I think it should have ended either with the Rock match which would have been the most classic and best sendoff for anyone ever.
Or with Vince, hell even a Rocky type fued trying to get back at Brock just to lose again would have been better.
I thought he was great that year on his back most of the time and made tv great. No one gives him credit for that.
Then he beats two prima donna blow hards like he is himself and the internet explodes faster then Batista shows a diva his pet.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Apr 3, 2008 13:00:10 GMT -5
Hogan comes out and gives a speech about cruising the highways in his really fast car, speed racing with his son and then says "I'll never retire! I need the paycheck for my lawsuits... BROTHER!".
Vince McMahon then power walks out and enters the ring. Grabbing a mic, he growls "Hulk Hogan, I will make you retire. If you lose to John Cena at WrestleMania, then YOU'RE FIIIIRED!!!"
At the Hall of Fame ceremony, Bret Hart agrees to induct Owen Hart, all issues with Martha having been cleared up. During the induction, Bret starts to cry a little, understandably. Then, Hogan runs out with a black eye, having been hit in the face while removing a pair of tights from one of his wifes friends. Bret tries to shoo him away but Hogan takes it as a rerun of WrestleMania IX and pushes Bret off the podium. He rambles on about biceps and how Owen did everything he loved for the Hulkster, BROTHER!
At 'Mania, a back and forth match, a la Rock/Hogan takes place between Cena and Hogan. Cena goes for the FU and connects. Then again. And again. Going for the pin, he only gets a two before Hogan jumps up and starts HULKING UP! Yes! Clothesline, clothesline, Irish whip, big boot! Legdrop! 1! 2! 3! Hogan wins! His career is still on!
The next night on Raw, Hogan comes out and reveals that he only got 50% of the gross PPV profit for appearing on the card and that he pays his doctor more for "wiping my ass, BROTHER!" and that if that's all he's gonna be paid, then he doesn't want to wrestle anymore, he's done. Brother.
At this point, Triple H comes out and announces that all of Hogan's friends from the business are here for his final appearance and has them all come out.
Ed Leslie and Jimmy Hart come out and hugs Hogan. After a five minute wait, Triple H shrugs and Raw goes off the air as Hogan is, um, surrounded by all his loving supporters.
After the show goes off the air, Vince McMahon comes out and breaking kayfabe, asks Hogan to leave the ring so they can pack it up. They have to be in Alabama for a house show by tomorrow. The Undertaker comes out, in character, and grabs a beer, then walks backstage.
Brother!
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Post by seano on Apr 3, 2008 13:01:05 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan comes out and does his usual WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN BRUTHER, posing and I CAN'T HEAR YA hand gestures.....
....when suddenly 900 lbs of fecal matter is dropped atop him.
HHH and Steph run out - dressed as Macho Man and Linda Hogan - and start having sex atop Hogan's body, then they shave Hogan's moustache off and orders 900 more lbs of fecal matter be dropped atop all of them as the 3-way with HHH, Steph and a sobbing Hulk Hogan begins...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2008 13:06:44 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan comes out and does his usual WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN BRUTHER, posing and I CAN'T HEAR YA hand gestures..... ....when suddenly 900 lbs of fecal matter is dropped atop him. HHH and Steph run out - dressed as Macho Man and Linda Hogan - and start having sex atop Hogan's body, then they shave Hogan's moustache off and orders 900 more lbs of fecal matter be dropped atop all of them as the 3-way with HHH, Steph and a sobbing Hulk Hogan begins... The topic is the worst send-off, not the best ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2008 13:11:06 GMT -5
Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels in a hair vs. hair match.
Hogan wins, but then decides he can't go on wrestling with out his horseshoe mullet.
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Post by vampyur on Apr 3, 2008 13:12:53 GMT -5
... Ed Leslie and Jimmy Hart come out and hugs Hogan. After a five minute wait, Triple H shrugs and Raw goes off the air as Hogan is, um, surrounded by all his loving supporters. ... You forgot Brian Knobbs. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 3, 2008 13:24:54 GMT -5
Hogan comes out and gives a speech about cruising the highways in his really fast car, speed racing with his son and then says "I'll never retire! I need the paycheck for my lawsuits... BROTHER!". Vince McMahon then power walks out and enters the ring. Grabbing a mic, he growls "Hulk Hogan, I will make you retire. If you lose to John Cena at WrestleMania, then YOU'RE FIIIIRED!!!" At the Hall of Fame ceremony, Bret Hart agrees to induct Owen Hart, all issues with Martha having been cleared up. During the induction, Bret starts to cry a little, understandably. Then, Hogan runs out with a black eye, having been hit in the face while removing a pair of tights from one of his wifes friends. Bret tries to shoo him away but Hogan takes it as a rerun of WrestleMania IX and pushes Bret off the podium. He rambles on about biceps and how Owen did everything he loved for the Hulkster, BROTHER! At 'Mania, a back and forth match, a la Rock/Hogan takes place between Cena and Hogan. Cena goes for the FU and connects. Then again. And again. Going for the pin, he only gets a two before Hogan jumps up and starts HULKING UP! Yes! Clothesline, clothesline, Irish whip, big boot! Legdrop! 1! 2! 3! Hogan wins! His career is still on! The next night on Raw, Hogan comes out and reveals that he only got 50% of the gross PPV profit for appearing on the card and that he pays his doctor more for "wiping my ass, BROTHER!" and that if that's all he's gonna be paid, then he doesn't want to wrestle anymore, he's done. Brother. At this point, Triple H comes out and announces that all of Hogan's friends from the business are here for his final appearance and has them all come out. Ed Leslie and Jimmy Hart come out and hugs Hogan. After a five minute wait, Triple H shrugs and Raw goes off the air as Hogan is, um, surrounded by all his loving supporters. After the show goes off the air, Vince McMahon comes out and breaking kayfabe, asks Hogan to leave the ring so they can pack it up. They have to be in Alabama for a house show by tomorrow. The Undertaker comes out, in character, and grabs a beer, then walks backstage. Brother! LOL at Taker coming out for a beer. It would be even better if he opened it while he was out there, took a few sips, and grabbed another one, THEn walked backstage, all the while saying nothing. |
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Post by seano on Apr 3, 2008 13:31:58 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan comes out and does his usual WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN BRUTHER, posing and I CAN'T HEAR YA hand gestures..... ....when suddenly 900 lbs of fecal matter is dropped atop him. HHH and Steph run out - dressed as Macho Man and Linda Hogan - and start having sex atop Hogan's body, then they shave Hogan's moustache off and orders 900 more lbs of fecal matter be dropped atop all of them as the 3-way with HHH, Steph and a sobbing Hulk Hogan begins... The topic is the worst send-off, not the best ;D Ah, I see. Then replace "HHH and Steph run out - dressed as Macho Man and Linda Hogan" with just "Brian Knobbs and Brooke Hogan." |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 3, 2008 13:35:03 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan comes out and does his usual WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN BRUTHER, posing and I CAN'T HEAR YA hand gestures..... ....when suddenly 900 lbs of fecal matter is dropped atop him. HHH and Steph run out - dressed as Macho Man and Linda Hogan - and start having sex atop Hogan's body, then they shave Hogan's moustache off and orders 900 more lbs of fecal matter be dropped atop all of them as the 3-way with HHH, Steph and a sobbing Hulk Hogan begins... Book it! |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 3, 2008 13:35:18 GMT -5
The topic is the worst send-off, not the best ;D Ah, I see. Then replace "HHH and Steph run out - dressed as Macho Man and Linda Hogan" with just "Brian Knobbs and Brooke Hogan." All while the speakers play Brooke Hogan's cover of Fuel's "Leave the Memories Alone" |
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Post by The Varsity Club on Apr 3, 2008 13:43:41 GMT -5
hold a tribute show for hogan and no one shows up. Or hold a tribute show and have all the wrestlers come out and moon him. OR have a Hulk Hogan Nite on Raw that is pe-emtied by the Dog Kennel Show.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Apr 3, 2008 13:46:27 GMT -5
Hold a special showing of "Suburban Commando", with Miz and Morrison dubbing over everyone's voice.
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Post by Nuke is Good on Apr 3, 2008 13:49:28 GMT -5
Hogan is about to give a heartfelt speech then his hip breaks. Akward silence ensues then he is just simply dragged off by The Big Show and Shawn Michaels takes over as Hogan for the rest of the speech.
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Post by Mac on Apr 3, 2008 14:07:33 GMT -5
Do exactly what they did with Ric Flair. But have Hogan face Show at Mania. Show can say "Im sorry I love you" and then Chokeslam him. Afterwards Hogan can pose. World Champion Randy Orton comes out to say that Hulkamania is DEAD and says if Hogan was still an active wrestler he'd fight him right now with the title on the line. Turns out Hogan IS still an active wrestler as was stipulated Wrestlemania losses dont count. he pins Orto for the 1-2-3 after a Leg Drop.
The rest of the year Hogan BURIES the WWE roster. I mean wins 6 minute Main Event PPV squashes, never shows up on RAW, never puts over any wrestler.
During every segment of Raw when wrestlers are backstage theres a huge HULKAMANIA poster. Everyones TitanTron has various pictures of Hogan in it for some reason and when a fued starts that doesn't involve Hogan every mic spot needs to start out with "Look, we're not on Hogan's level but...."
At Wrestlemania 25 Hogan faces the Undertaker, title v Streak. Although Hogan has pinned Taker at both Summer Slam and No Mercy already once in a Handicapped match against both Taker and Kane.
Hogan comes out first, lays the WWE title belt down, takes a Mr Forsty Soft Serve Dump on the belt. Taker comes down, slips in the poo and Hogan hits the leg drop for the win. Hogan bleeds for some reason.
Hogan gets on the mic and says hes beaten everybody and hes ready to retire and to watch him tomorrow night on American Gladiators.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Apr 3, 2008 14:15:26 GMT -5
Cena is world champion - Hogan pins him in a retirement match where he retires if he wins or loses. He wins the world title in his last match, meaning that a tournament must start to determine who wins it. AND IT'S CENA AGAIN.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2008 14:21:56 GMT -5
It could go like this:
Kane and Hulk Hogan start the match out normally, and Kane defeats Hulk Hogan.
After that, Kane removes Hogan's trunks and boots (Hulkster could have underwear under the trunks), then Kane gives Hogan some biker clothes to put on, then Kane burns Hogan's weight belts, feather boas, trunks, and boots in a metal barrel.
Sound like an idea?
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 3, 2008 15:18:12 GMT -5
Paper scissors rock vs Ashley in the opening match on Heat. Vince Russo comes out and informs us that "It's a shoot!!!!". She goes scissors which defeats his paper. Hogan breaks down in tears and is too sad to pose and walks away in silence. The commentary team say nothing and never speak of it again.
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