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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Apr 7, 2008 12:58:16 GMT -5
In the "I Probably Won't Care" section:
Source: Tampa Bay Online
Former WWE and TNA wrestler Andrew "Test" Martin was arrested on Sunday morning in Florida for driving under the influence (DUI).
According to the police report, Martin was pulled over by an off-duty police officer after she spotted a "reckless vehicle". A Florida Highway Patrol trooper responded and pulled him over. She noticed Martin's eyes were glassy and bloodshot and his speech was slurred. When he stepped out of the car, Martin was "unsteady and shaking" but agreed to do field-sobriety tests for the trooper and failed. He was then arrested on charges of DUI and driving while his license was suspended or revoked.
Martin was taken to jail after refusing to submit to a urine test. "The defendant was constantly falling asleep in my vehicle," the trooper wrote. He was released later that evening after posting $500 bail.
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Convoy
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Post by Convoy on Apr 7, 2008 13:02:03 GMT -5
 Nice. |
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Post by BorneAgain on Apr 7, 2008 13:02:46 GMT -5
Remarkable that Andrew Martin both failed and refused a Test.
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Post by Go 2 Sleeeeeeeeeep! on Apr 7, 2008 13:05:07 GMT -5
In my head it went something like this:
"Mr. Martin, this is a test. This is a test. This is a test."
"Um... okay."
"WHERE'D HE GO WHERE'D HE GO WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO"
"..."
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Apr 7, 2008 13:05:26 GMT -5
Wonder what Miss Barbara Blank makes of all this.
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gimmieabreakbrain
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Post by gimmieabreakbrain on Apr 7, 2008 13:06:04 GMT -5
dumb ass
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Post by Michael Coello on Apr 7, 2008 13:11:38 GMT -5
 The moon. There's a reason no one goes there. It's cold. And it's ugly. And it's surface is plagued with deep craters and jagged peaks. (gasps sarcastically) Wait a minute, that's not the moon! It's Andrew Martin's face! |
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Post by seano on Apr 7, 2008 13:16:22 GMT -5
Remember after 9/11 when people said you could see the face of Satan in the smoke? Well........ .......IT WASN'T SATAN, PEOPLE. |
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Post by eJm on Apr 7, 2008 13:16:45 GMT -5
AHH, THE EYES! THEY'RE SO EVIL! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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MCMGM
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Apr 7, 2008 13:25:01 GMT -5
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 7, 2008 13:28:53 GMT -5
That's the last time he goes for a TEST DRIVE.
Sorry.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Apr 7, 2008 13:30:21 GMT -5
Remarkable that Andrew Martin both failed and refused a Test. *Applause* I knew someone would get it before me. Well done. |
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Post by mysterydriver on Apr 7, 2008 13:32:49 GMT -5
Nice. Does he have freckles? What? I thought he had a clear face... I'm confused. |
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Post by Panda Powers on Apr 7, 2008 13:35:48 GMT -5
Nice. Does he have freckles? What? I thought he had a clear face... I'm confused. They're clearly needle marks... not that I'm insinuating anything, he might be a human voodoo doll |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 7, 2008 13:56:34 GMT -5
 AMERICA SUCKS! AMERICA SUCKS! |
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Post by Raja Lion on Apr 7, 2008 14:09:17 GMT -5
Test lol
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Post by fullbug on Apr 7, 2008 14:14:32 GMT -5
Didnt JR just say in his columm he bumped into Test and he was doing better then he ever had seen him?
NOT!
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Post by redsox82 on Apr 7, 2008 14:33:42 GMT -5
I wouldn't worry about being in that jail if I were Test. He can easily break out, it's made of butter: "Martin was taken to the Land O' Lakes Jail....."  |
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Post by Annette on Apr 7, 2008 14:37:51 GMT -5
2 in less than a year! Keep up the good work, Test!   |
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Post by Handsome Halfbreed on Apr 7, 2008 14:46:38 GMT -5
dude looks like a meth addict.
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