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Post by Robbymac on Apr 8, 2008 20:02:49 GMT -5
It'd be hilarious if they had JBL win, just for the sheer 'wha?' factor. Clean. In like 5 minutes too. Three Clotheslines from Hell, Pins Cena. It would probably bankrupt the company, but it would funny nonetheless.
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Post by skiller on Apr 8, 2008 20:06:07 GMT -5
It'd be hilarious if they had JBL win, just for the sheer 'wha?' factor. Clean. In like 5 minutes too. Three Clotheslines from Hell, Pins Cena. It would probably bankrupt the company, but it would funny nonetheless. Then Punk cashes in his MITB case. Clothesline! And still champion in less than a minute; JBL.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:07:42 GMT -5
Indeed. esp. if he clotheslined all three guys side by side, and was able to pin all of em. The spinner belt would look more out of place than ever.. then Undertaker and Kane come out and he pins them too.. then Jericho, MVP, Cody and Hardcore rush the ring.. pin, pin, pin.pin . Miz/Morrison, Beth Phoenix.. pin pin pin..
JBL closes the show holding ten belts Ultimo style.
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Post by Robbymac on Apr 8, 2008 20:12:36 GMT -5
Indeed. esp. if he clotheslined all three guys side by side, and was able to pin all of em. The spinner belt would look more out of place than ever.. then Undertaker and Kane come out and he pins them too.. then Jericho, MVP, Cody and Hardcore rush the ring.. pin, pin, pin.pin . Miz/Morrison, Beth Phoenix.. pin pin pin.. JBL closes the show holding ten belts Ultimo style. I'd mark. And I hate JBL
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:14:49 GMT -5
I'd just laugh my ass off.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2008 20:20:56 GMT -5
Indeed. esp. if he clotheslined all three guys side by side, and was able to pin all of em. The spinner belt would look more out of place than ever.. then Undertaker and Kane come out and he pins them too.. then Jericho, MVP, Cody and Hardcore rush the ring.. pin, pin, pin.pin . Miz/Morrison, Beth Phoenix.. pin pin pin.. JBL closes the show holding ten belts Ultimo style. And Vickie can unretire the Cruiserweight belt and give that to JBL. The Rob Van Dam and X-Pac come out and JBL beats them to lay claim to the Lightheavyweight, Hardcore, and European titles. And then King Booker comes out and... What? Did I kill it?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:24:09 GMT -5
Indeed. esp. if he clotheslined all three guys side by side, and was able to pin all of em. The spinner belt would look more out of place than ever.. then Undertaker and Kane come out and he pins them too.. then Jericho, MVP, Cody and Hardcore rush the ring.. pin, pin, pin.pin . Miz/Morrison, Beth Phoenix.. pin pin pin.. JBL closes the show holding ten belts Ultimo style. And Vickie can unretire the Cruiserweight belt and give that to JBL. The Rob Van Dam and X-Pac come out and JBL beats them to lay claim to the Lightheavyweight, Hardcore, and European titles. And then King Booker comes out and... What? Did I kill it? Heck no, more belts. . more belts for JBL.
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Post by skiller on Apr 8, 2008 20:24:19 GMT -5
They should tweak JBL's gimmick to that of a guy who comes out an clotheslines everyone in sight.
Then whenever he does so Ron Simmons appears out of nowhere to give us his insight of the situation.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2008 20:26:17 GMT -5
And Vickie can unretire the Cruiserweight belt and give that to JBL. The Rob Van Dam and X-Pac come out and JBL beats them to lay claim to the Lightheavyweight, Hardcore, and European titles. And then King Booker comes out and... What? Did I kill it? Heck no, more belts. . more belts for JBL. OK... Hacksaw Duggan comes down and JBL pins him for the WCW TV Title. And then... crap. Who were the last 6-Man Tag Team Champions?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:28:44 GMT -5
When he gets 42 total belts, he can then melt em down like Kama did to the urn into a rolex watch that in a nod to his APA days says Beer Thirty.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2008 20:38:54 GMT -5
When he gets 42 total belts, he can then melt em down like Kama did to the urn into a rolex watch that in a nod to his APA days says Beer Thirty. Well, we gave him all the active WWE belts, 4 defunct WWE belts, the King's crown, the WCW TV belt, and the 6-Man tag team title. That's... *does math in his head* 15 belts, 1 crown, and 1 trophy. That should be the equivalant of 23 belts(it's a big trophy). So, with 19 to go... DDP comes down and JBL pins him to win the Battle Bowl Ring(brings the total up to 23.5(it's a small ring)) Then, Angle, Tomko, AJ, Lethal, and Kong come down and JBL beats all of them to bring his total up to 27.5. Then he calls out Roadkill and Doring, and Rhino and beats them for the ECW Tag Team and TV Titles. That's 30.5 belts. Um... oh yeah! Flair comes out and JBL pins him to win the original NWA belt. That's 31.5. Someone else, please finish this!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:40:44 GMT -5
We'll make it easier and say he won the other 10.5 belts in a tournament in Puerto Rico.
The night ten and half belts changed hands.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Apr 8, 2008 20:41:30 GMT -5
Best I can do with Paint:
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:41:56 GMT -5
Awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2008 20:43:03 GMT -5
We'll make it easier and say he won the other 10.5 belts in a tournament in Puerto Rico. The night ten and half belts changed hands. Yeah, we could do that, but it's more fun to think of different people who can randomly show up and lose in 3.5 seconds.(What is it with me and .5 tonight?) Best I can do with Paint: WIN
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 8, 2008 20:47:04 GMT -5
Ah my girl mentioned Barry Windham coming out with the Western Heritage title, so there's another one for him.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2008 20:50:39 GMT -5
Ah my girl mentioned Barry Windham coming out with the Western Heritage title, so there's another one for him. OK. Akira Hokuto comes out and gets pinned for the WCW Women's title. The Meng comes out and JBL beats him for the WCW Hardcore Title. Ah, let's add the Dudleys coming out with the WCW Tag Team belts. Let's see, that brings us up to 36.5. Only 3.5 belts to go!
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Post by Deadman Inc. Misses Shawn on Apr 8, 2008 21:12:05 GMT -5
The Million Dollar Man comes out and JBL pins him for the Million Dollar belt
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2008 21:21:49 GMT -5
The Million Dollar Man comes out and JBL pins him for the Million Dollar belt Damn. How did I miss that one? So that's 2.5 to go.
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Post by teamjd on Apr 8, 2008 22:08:56 GMT -5
Didn't WCW have a Cruiser-weight tag championship JBL could win before declaring himself the owner of the FTW belt?
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