Post by MaVrPk on Jan 24, 2008 2:30:19 GMT -5
Inspired by the "come up with a lie about WWE" thread, I proudly present to you: The come up with a lie about TNA thread! The premise is simple. I'll start us off with a few crocks.
Mike Tenay and Don West are by far the quietest announce team in history. Would it kill them to interrupt a promo or to start screaming? God.
Black Reign is the greatest gimmick in professional wrestling history.
Speaking of Black Reign, his rat Misty>all the knockouts.
Rellik is not killer spelled backwards and people really do give a damn about him.
Vince Russo's ideas are ingenius and logical. Why doesn't TNA just fire all the writers and give him the book? He managed to destroy the WWF empire when he was head of WCW. After he left, WCW started booking stupid and offensive storylines and you couldn't go one week without seeing an ___ on a pole match. WCW died shortly after Russo's departure.
Many wrestlers backstage are pushing management to rehire Mr. Backlund and push him to the x-division title. Word is, they think with his youth and high-flying abilities, Backlund could take the division to levels never before seen. Look for TNA to start firing old geezers such as Sabin, Shelley, Lethal, Devine as well as the consensus is that they just can't perform at this stage in their careers.
Awesome Kong is being given a subtle porn star gimmick. Her first storyline with this gimmick should be a mini-feud against the monstrous team of Sky Love. Look for the petite Kong to be absolutely destroyed.
TNA World Champion Kurt Angle has been released.
AJ Styles is still being looked at as a top contender to the World Title, despite being one half of the tag champs with his goofy, stupid partner Tomko.
The word from my sources is, to celebrate Valentine's Day, there will be a Box of Chocolates on a pole match next month. Look for Tomko to lose and to dress up as a giant heart.
Mike Tenay and Don West are by far the quietest announce team in history. Would it kill them to interrupt a promo or to start screaming? God.
Black Reign is the greatest gimmick in professional wrestling history.
Speaking of Black Reign, his rat Misty>all the knockouts.
Rellik is not killer spelled backwards and people really do give a damn about him.
Vince Russo's ideas are ingenius and logical. Why doesn't TNA just fire all the writers and give him the book? He managed to destroy the WWF empire when he was head of WCW. After he left, WCW started booking stupid and offensive storylines and you couldn't go one week without seeing an ___ on a pole match. WCW died shortly after Russo's departure.
Many wrestlers backstage are pushing management to rehire Mr. Backlund and push him to the x-division title. Word is, they think with his youth and high-flying abilities, Backlund could take the division to levels never before seen. Look for TNA to start firing old geezers such as Sabin, Shelley, Lethal, Devine as well as the consensus is that they just can't perform at this stage in their careers.
Awesome Kong is being given a subtle porn star gimmick. Her first storyline with this gimmick should be a mini-feud against the monstrous team of Sky Love. Look for the petite Kong to be absolutely destroyed.
TNA World Champion Kurt Angle has been released.
AJ Styles is still being looked at as a top contender to the World Title, despite being one half of the tag champs with his goofy, stupid partner Tomko.
The word from my sources is, to celebrate Valentine's Day, there will be a Box of Chocolates on a pole match next month. Look for Tomko to lose and to dress up as a giant heart.
